kendal mint cake

Needs balls though.

I say keep it.

 

Taken this evening.

 

Your voice is very soothing.

JLM, please return.

I'm going to get 'that' haircut again today.

Does anyone else see red eye in photos and automatically think 'class A!'?

WOAH WOAH WOAH... Keith houxhen is a UK porn star?!

How did you end up in your line of work?

That's great, but what I want to know is how much of your day is spent talking about or watching porn? And if you have another half what do they think of it?

I just can't imagine posting on a forum about porn. It just seems weird to me. Is this what you do all day? How often are you watching, thinking or talking about porn during the average day?

That mission in SA where you had to bounce the cars hydraulics dance mat style drove me utterly fucking BONKERS. Every faq and message board post contradicted each other. 'Do it the music!" They said. "Do it to the onscreen visual!" They said. I wanted to hurt people.

Hage is safe.

Van backtracker.

Get fucked. Jenna Jameson, dickhead.

It's not Bollocks though is it. Type 'british' into xhamster, RedTube, youporn etc and this is what you get. And If you buy porn, well, you're a loser.

British porn is, GENERALLY, Fucking shite. Apart from Delta White and a bird I've seen on British Bukkake Babes or something all the birds are rank. The blokes all have fat guts or small cocks and all but that's not as bad as having ugly birds.

Behave. You look like a carrot someone put some comedy glasses on.

You're a massive idiot. Hopefully you will get permabanned for being massively shit.

New account lolz.

I was being ironic but, like most things, it is clearly lost on you. And to think you're in your 30s! Jesus wept.

Do you go around like that? Or is it some sort of joke photo?

It's better than being Scottish. It's also better than voting BNP.

I had 2 of my texts shown on it.

Anyone watch the 3 hour live special on controversial tv last night?

I used to really like this forum.

 

Please can I be allowed to flame dickheads again?