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I had a Scotch egg from the Tesco deli counter. Dry as Anne Widdecombe's knickers. Bought two Lincolnshire Asda ones for 69p, moist as anything. I've still to procure a black pudding one though, they sound like heaven.

I've never had lard although I've heard a fry up using it is the bomb.

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I wanna slap it.

Did Angle and Foley ever have a match of note? I'm probably missing something completely obvious.

Fandango vs Jericho at a Mania with Dango winning is a weird one looking back.

Brilliant. He's always getting his tits out on Kitchen Nightmares.

I really want Gordon Ramsay to be the guest host of WWE's flagship Monday night show, just so he can shout " IT'S RAW! "

Talking about sexual assault and BDSM , I watched Mona Lisa on Film4 last week. The main thing I took from it was pondering why Cathy Tyson didn't go on to bigger things. The other was how hot she was. That lanky body. Christ.

Do you remember that Elimination Chamber? When he inexplicably started being interesting for a few minutes? That was always my 'Albert in Japan' moment, when I was sure that he was anything over than dull as fuck. It's telling that the second and third most interesting things about him are his ex-wife and that story about his nob from a few years back.

I shouted dingleberry at him last year at an ICW show and he looked at me with a sort of expressionless face. I was hoping for a Daryll

Strawberry moment.

A bucket to vomit in?

Galloway would fit in nicely on Smackdown, although I still have doubts about him charisma wise.

Wow, amazing work. Well done.

There is a bit in the Cobra attacking Savage's arm angle, when Jake is sat in the corner laughing as they are taking Savage out and the Cobra is sat exactly like Jake, it's probably my favourite part of the angle, absolutely fantastic stuff.

 

In a side related note, how many people have noticed that Jake accidently stands on the snake at one point? No wonder the poor sod died not long after!

 

Probably wasn't helped by the fact other wrestlers would put lit cigarettes in the bag the poor creature was in. I've never liked Jake after hearing how bad the snakes were treated.

We could burn him on his lawn.

 

The only fish-based crisp for people with enormous willies is Scampi Fries, preferably washed down with ale as brown as a 70's bathroom.

Cheeky sniff of the fingers afterwards, mind.

 

Somebody mentioned on here that their girlfriend's fanny smelled like a packet of prawn cocktail McCoys. I now can't eat a packet of Walker's prawn cocktail without having a cheeky sniff.

They've literally just signed a roster full of Cruiserweights a few months back. Why would they need to bring another person in.

I've probably been accepted onto a course worth 5000 quid for free courtesy of the good old Jobcentre. It even includes whisky tasting! What?!?

ECW really was a tremendous organisation.

Scotswizard thinks wrestling is stuck in the seventies.

 

Ends post by saying TNA need some good looking women.

Cool! I think it's only series 2 in my Tesco. How much were they DJM?

Wankrate more like. Hiyo!

The series 2 figures look a lot better than the first series. Is your Rusev the one with what look like basic blue shorts with no detail?

Yeah, they're priced at £1.47 on the shelf but are scanning at 62p. There was only about 7 packets left yesterday, where I am, so I'm going to buy the rest tomorrow.

Tesco are doing the WWE Mighty Minis at 62 pence right now. I bought two and got The Rock and Triple H. They're pretty cool.

I had the bedspread , and I loved it. I got it in about 97 so fuck knows where my Mother got it from.