Ladiesman345

Yeah Keith, or the tunnel of love.

Undertaker entering in a ghost Train.

It's nice to see the whole hacking thing didn't get in the way of their relationship.

Loved Line of Duty tonight. One of the few current TV shows I'll go out of my way to watch.

Ruby Riot is a rubbish name but it's something different from the usual names the women are given. I'm also rather attracted to her, although i think I may be barking up the wrong tree.

You're a weirdo.

Christ, I thought you'd be too busy eating pussy than to be talking to yourself on a wrestling forum. Tragic.

God, you know so much!

You're a stupid cunt. Telling people how they should be grieving. Fuck off.

Has Devon ruined this thread with his whining? Thats when you know the UKFF is back for good!

I had the lifesize cardboard cut out of that Hogan model. It was a promo for Revenge for the N64 and my local Blockbuster let me have it. I think it was chucked during a move in 2000 or thereabouts.

Jings! A Welshman referencing The Broons n' Oor Wullie!

"snicker"

 

LOL, what a cunt.

I think Keith smells of pussy and lubricant, in relation to him being a bona fide British porn stud.

Jesus Lister, who thought that was a good idea for a live broadcast. I'm thankful, but that was an accident waiting to happen!

Lita has a tremendous pair of tits. Not to sound like a 14 year old but has she done any topless stuff?

Wow I could really go for a falafel hummus queerburger actually. Custom made for me

Queerbugger surely?

Johnny Vegas obviously stinks. There was an episode of Graham Norton where he leapt into the audience and you could actually see one of the audience members mouth that he smelled, or words to that effect. He's a funny fucker though.

Actually, I bet Chris Moyles still has the aroma of a North East burger van, despite losing that weight. Same goes for Ricky Gervais. No mate, your jokes and opinions aren't offensive, it's the Zyklon B emitting from your armpits.

Gervais is a noted clean freak. Three baths a day.

I imagine Ian Wright smells of expensive aftershave. On the other hand I imagine Tony Pulis smells of deep heat.

If the pictures of Rory McGrath coming out of court recently for stalking had been scratch n' sniff, the room would have been filled with the scent of fried chicken BO, booze, and stale cum.

Have you ever seen his appearance on QI? Fuck me , what a cunt. Supposrdly asked for all the questions in advance as well.

Thanks for the recommendations! The only other Craig film I've seen was Sone Voices with him and kelly Mcdonald, from about 2000. I seem to recall it was quite good but I haven't seen it in about ten years.

Any Daniel Craig films people wish to recommend for me? I watched Layer Cake at the weekend , and find him a very watchable performer. The weird thing about Layer Cake is the fact Sienna Miller features in about three scenes, saying very few lines, yet seemed to feature in a lot of the promo material as if she was a main character. Enjoyable film is my expert analysis.

That Kane one is amazing. The red is so vibrant!

Black pudding Scotch eggs? They sound magnificent.

 

I had an English breakfast out of a tin this morning. Did the job. Slice of crust to mop up the juice, of course.

They sound great don't they? I actually think it was somebody of this parish that mentioned them. Talking about black pudding, my branch of Tesco always has Simon Howie "premium" black pudding in the reduced section at the deli counter. Twelve slices for 90 pence, you can't go wrong.

 

I've also came to the conclusion that Cumberland sausages are the food of the gods. Not Allah though, obviously.