Ladiesman345

I shall, brother!  People aren't used to scrawniness here, it's all about da chubby.

5 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Why on earth would people laugh at you in a t shirt on a hot day? What are they rocking?

I'm lanky as fuck. I get bodyshamed wherever I go. Great cheekbones though, on the face , not the arse, obviously. 

Hottest day of the year in Glasgow, and I'm loving it. Balls sticking to my thighs , people laughing at me in a t shirt. I don't care, I'm tanning like fuck.

Limmys doing a new show for BBC Scotland. Also check out the Leicester Square podcast he did with Richard Herring.

The springboard moonsault gets me every time. I'm gutted I didn't see him in ICW.

Pete Dunne's new theme is a corker. I fucking love Pete Dunne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDYVLwuV0_0

Christ, you don't get much from pro wrestling , do you? You should probably just take your horsey for a walk in Zelda instead of continuing to watch.

I mean seriously, you thought the ladder match was better than the UK bout? You're doing wrestling wrong.

I've never had an issue with putting things up my arse by myself, but anybody else doing it makes me feel like crying, not because it's painful, just because I feel violated. 

Good post. 

I wasn't just talking about WWE, but WOS as well. Just seems a wee bit strange that one of the more known guys in British wrestling hasn't had a shot at  the aforementioned companies.

I may be getting whooshed here but does he actually work in a phone shop or is it a referencing I'm not getting? 

Why does Lionheart never get a look in?

I want to see Alexa Bliss dressed like Big Dick Johnson. Baby oil and all.

Liam Thomson was one of the guys there. Great wrestler, but sadly very short. I actually bumped into him backstage at an ICW show. I took a wrong turn and ended up walking in on him stretching, haha.

19 hours ago, Sergio Mendacious said:

Clone your own willy to foil penile assassination attempts.

Hitler had a few dopplewangers actually. Sadly he didn't have any for his bollocks.

His nickname was also double ho 7. The dirty slut.

It would be the biggest compliment in the world if somebody wanted a mould of my cock. 

I actually fell asleep about an hour into it and the only thing I can remember about it is Kalisto's outfit looking cool.

No problem. To be honest I'm taking it in jest in either way

 so no hard feelings either way to whoever did. haha.

I had some valium today and now can't stop eating. Pork chops, mashed potatoes, Scotch eggs, smarties, Kinder bon bons, which are exceptional.

Dean Malenko gets an awful lot of the ladies as well supposedly. I wouldn't be surprised if his WWF gimmick, post Radicalz, was a reference to this.

She's got great legs, but I doubt that's why she's been there for so long. Was she not banging Michael Hayes at some point?

Ohhh, ploughman's scotch eggs in Asda are gorgeous. The crumb is perfect.

Alicia Foooox celebrates her 11 year WWE anniversary today. 11 years. 

Eleven

Nothing beats the crunch you get from a Brannigan's. That should be their new slogan! Them and Royster's are the king of crisps. Highlanders are the pits. No flavour whatsoever.

I was exposing him