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It usually starts at 12 and is meant to be on for fours hours I really don't recall it ever going the full four hours though.

A while ago in a Raw thread I made a bet with someone if The Miz does not go over clean at wrestlemania the mods can change my name to whatever they feel like, I think Neil responded and agreed. The other guy had to have his name as twat if Miz went over clean but who is the other guy I can't find the thread. The Raw threads are well used and I can't remember how long ago it was. Also Neil is it still on?

http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=124664

Cheers Rick is it still on?

A while ago in a Raw thread I made a bet with someone if The Miz does not go over clean at wrestlemania the mods can change my name to whatever they feel like, I think Neil responded and agreed. The other guy had to have his name as twat if Miz went over clean but who is the other guy I can't find the thread. The Raw threads are well used and I can't remember how long ago it was. Also Neil is it still on?

Can't be fucked with childish shit.

Can't be fucked with childish shit

Can't be fucked with childish shit.

Cheers legend killer and patdfb.

It was not so much the whole quote things it is if you want to break down a long quote to post on each point I understand now and shall put it into practice. Not just yet though.

How do you multi quote someones post. For instance if someone has several points in a post how do you break it up and quote underneath each point? Everytime I try it just puts my points in their quote and it looks a mess.

Thanks for all the effort put into this HarmonicGenerator. Been a great read very entertaining. Also well done to all the people who got involved with their rants some of it had me proper laughing.

Also the people who hate Ashley Cole are you the same people that hate his ex. The reason he was so hated I thought was because he did the dirty on little miss innocent her self. Who a few years earlier battered a black woman in a night club toilet.

 

He shot someone recently but was all blown up by the media and they were all just probably messing about with a shit air rifle. I could see people hating him for what he did to Cheryl but then she was voted top 5 so wouldn't people be pleased he treated her like a twat? Also Ashley Cole is a great footballer. Yes he is greedy and left Arsenal, maybe he is just smart what have Arsenal won since he has left what have Chelsea won.

 

I can't see anything he has done that makes him a complete twat.

The Natural, who ranked Cole at #2, calls him "probably my least favourite footballer today, if not ever, which is saying something. Hell, he transcends that to be one of my least favourite people I've ever seen in the media. I can't stand this arrogant fucker. A twat of the highest order." El Espanacas, who ranked him at #7, considers Cole "the prime example of the spoiled modern day footballer. He has not got one single redeemable feature about him."

 

 

What was said about him is that he is arrogant, why wouldn't he be he is arguably the best left back in the world. If anyone claimed to be the best in the world at something or were actually the best in the world at something are they not entitled to be a little arrogant? Also "The prime example of a spoiled modern day footballer" how?

 

'I hate England and the fucking people'

 

'I was so insulted that they only offered me 55k a week instead of 60k, I nearly crashed my car'

 

'You should feel priveleged that Ashley Cole was sick in your car'

 

If you don't understand by now why most people think Ashley Cole is an arrogant, spoiled little cunt, you never will.

 

Yeah it is possible I was under a rather large rock when these thing were said. Was the last one said in a jokey manner or was he serious?

 

Supposedly it was his reply to the one of the lasses he cheated on Cheryl with after he drunkenly spewed in her car and she asked for him to pay for the cleaning. May be embellished tabloid rubbish, but I don't think either the girl or the paper were ever sued for libel.

Based on my new Ashley Cole knowledge I can see why was voted a top 3 twat what a prick and I didn't even vote for him.

Also the people who hate Ashley Cole are you the same people that hate his ex. The reason he was so hated I thought was because he did the dirty on little miss innocent her self. Who a few years earlier battered a black woman in a night club toilet.

 

He shot someone recently but was all blown up by the media and they were all just probably messing about with a shit air rifle. I could see people hating him for what he did to Cheryl but then she was voted top 5 so wouldn't people be pleased he treated her like a twat? Also Ashley Cole is a great footballer. Yes he is greedy and left Arsenal, maybe he is just smart what have Arsenal won since he has left what have Chelsea won.

 

I can't see anything he has done that makes him a complete twat.

The Natural, who ranked Cole at #2, calls him "probably my least favourite footballer today, if not ever, which is saying something. Hell, he transcends that to be one of my least favourite people I've ever seen in the media. I can't stand this arrogant fucker. A twat of the highest order." El Espanacas, who ranked him at #7, considers Cole "the prime example of the spoiled modern day footballer. He has not got one single redeemable feature about him."

 

 

What was said about him is that he is arrogant, why wouldn't he be he is arguably the best left back in the world. If anyone claimed to be the best in the world at something or were actually the best in the world at something are they not entitled to be a little arrogant? Also "The prime example of a spoiled modern day footballer" how?

 

'I hate England and the fucking people'

 

'I was so insulted that they only offered me 55k a week instead of 60k, I nearly crashed my car'

 

'You should feel priveleged that Ashley Cole was sick in your car'

 

If you don't understand by now why most people think Ashley Cole is an arrogant, spoiled little cunt, you never will.

Yeah it is possible I was under a rather large rock when these thing were said. Was the last one said in a jokey manner or was he serious?

I've always thought it was a bit weird that footballers would play games like Fifa. I know my job is much more boring than 'playing in the Premiership' but I wouldn't want to go home from work, stick the PS3 on and then play a game of what is essentially my job... it's the same with Shelton Benjamin and the SmackDown games, I suppose. Do soldiers play Call Of Duty?

I have an ex American soldier on my friends list on Xbox and he served in Iraq and loves playing call of duty. I thought most footballers played pro evo as well. I suppose if Ashley Cole plays fifa it's an ego thing he can have himself take all the free kicks and put himself up top and stick Drogba at left back. I wonder if they take the piss out of each others stats as well.

Also the people who hate Ashley Cole are you the same people that hate his ex. The reason he was so hated I thought was because he did the dirty on little miss innocent her self. Who a few years earlier battered a black woman in a night club toilet.

He shot someone recently but was all blown up by the media and they were all just probably messing about with a shit air rifle. I could see people hating him for what he did to Cheryl but then she was voted top 5 so wouldn't people be pleased he treated her like a twat? Also Ashley Cole is a great footballer. Yes he is greedy and left Arsenal, maybe he is just smart what have Arsenal won since he has left what have Chelsea won.

I can't see anything he has done that makes him a complete twat.

The Natural, who ranked Cole at #2, calls him "probably my least favourite footballer today, if not ever, which is saying something. Hell, he transcends that to be one of my least favourite people I've ever seen in the media. I can't stand this arrogant fucker. A twat of the highest order." El Espanacas, who ranked him at #7, considers Cole "the prime example of the spoiled modern day footballer. He has not got one single redeemable feature about him."

What was said about him is that he is arrogant, why wouldn't he be he is arguably the best left back in the world. If anyone claimed to be the best in the world at something or were actually the best in the world at something are they not entitled to be a little arrogant? Also "The prime example of a spoiled modern day footballer" how?

It's got be

2: Jordan

1:Cordon

I don't mind Cheryl Cole it's probably because I find her very attractive though and I don't watch X factor so she doesn't get on my T.V a lot.

Rave your little rant about Mysterio had me proper laughing as well. Comedy is always at its funniest when there is a scenario that you have to make up. I have not got a clue what you look like but I just have a picture of a man with scruffy medium length hair and stubble on his face throwing his Top Man shoe at the T.V while Rey is stinking it up

Tom Cruise did not make it. He is a proper twat. Can we post our rants about people that didn't make it.

Earlier today a silver zafira driving alongside me on the M1 beebed me and took a pic of me, whilst I was talking on my mobile. Have I been done by the old bill? Wasn't a police car. What do you get for this offence- a fine and 3 points?

For posting it in here the offence is.....

Try posting it in here

Nothing will probably happen anyway they cannot have got a good enough picture of you.

I really like Katy Perry She is as fit as fuck, and Kissed A Girl was a good single. A friend of mine met her and says she has the most amazing body he'd ever seen. You should vote for Russell Brand, not her.

I voted her number 5 on my list she is fucking awful and annoying. This is just the first bit from my rant about her......

Oh Katy with your lovely tits and your annoying everything how I loathe you so much. I really don

Adrian Chiles sneaks in the top 20 I thought he was a shoe in for top five I fucking hate that twat.

It has been emailed. There is so many more twats that could make mine a top 20 but just 10 will do.

If I email my list do you just want the attachment in word its fucking long. Also I only have two footballers and one come.... no actually scrap that James Corden is not a comedian.

 

However you want to do it... Attachment would be fine.

 

How long? Less than 50 pages, I hope?

Yeah like 47 pages shorter than that. Still fucking long though.

If I email my list do you just want the attachment in word its fucking long. Also I only have two footballers and one come.... no actually scrap that James Corden is not a comedian.

Don't think I've ever been to a wedding that had kids at the night do. Not kids under about 14 anyway. Standard practice, surely?

I have been to loads of weddings with kids running around they tail off about 9-10 O'Clock but they were still there and were still annoying.

I was at my Uncles wedding in the 1990 I was five and a page boy I stayed till I fell asleep with my head on the table. Everyone my Mum and Dad knew was at this wedding so they couldn't get a babysitter.

At my wedding there was a fuck load of drink, drunk. If there had been kids there who would have looked after them. No one was in any fit state.

My friend's Cousin actually banned children from her ceremony and night do. My mate says it was the best wedding he ever went to.

There was no kids at my wedding except for mine. Kids do not enjoy shit like that and you end up having to look after them. When there is kids about people are always on edge making sure the kids are alright. Was mint not having any kids there.

Does anyone else find that the page jumps back to the top when they're posting a lengthy diatribe or quoting a newspaper article or whatever? I have to keep scrolling down to add anything after it.

Yeah I know what you mean. It happens only on my missus computer not our other one. She has got a samsung N150. When you paste something in or stop writing the page jumps back up to the top, even when you click on it again it can still jump back up. I blamed the laptop maybe it is not that though.