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My little prince, 2 and a half!

 

He was rejected from a modelling agency because of his lazy eye, I still think he's gorgeous and perfect.

 

zzjsj by Kookoocachu, on Flickr

 

Out of interest why would you want your child to become a model? You see all these child stars fucked up and splashed across the papers is that what you want for your child?

 

I really never understood why a parent would want their own child to have go do photo shoots and all that stuff at such a young age. When kids are two years old shouldn't they be enjoying this new life they are in. Going to the park, Paying football, Going to the cinema you know all that kid stuff to do. Why would you want them to have a schedule and go do photo shoots at two years old, it is crazy.

 

If you fucked up your own life and didn't aspire to be what you wanted to be don't take it out on your kids and ruin their lives.

 

If I asked my two year old what he wanted to do play football or go take photos for 4 hours we would be in a park with in 5 minutes. I'll post a picture of him here when i get home as well. You could probably say he was model material but I would never do that to a child that looks at me for protection.

Wow. Just wow. I'm not sure you're actually being serious but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

For a start, I didn't wake up one day and think, 'My son is going to be a model!' We were approached by an agent while we were out shopping. I had a good think about it, Dyllan loves to pose and dress up, so he would be getting a nice savings account whilst having fun. However when he has his pictures taken, it shows up his lazy eye which to a lot of agencies is obviously not worthy of a contract. Nevermind, he's still Buggy and still very awesome.

Sorry still don't get it.

First off if a person who i didn't know came up to me while out shopping with either of my boys and said i want to take photos of your kid. They wouldn't be able to take many photos after they said it because i would break their fingers and refer back to the how to get rid of a dead body thread.

I wouldn't care if they has a business card some offcial t-shirts whatever. Any weirdo can get stuff like that go around asking people can I take pictures of your two year old kid he looks cute. I am still in amazment you agreed to it. Each to their own i suppose.

Also my boys loving posing and dressing up no need to put them to work at 2 though.

Anyway my boys......

If I ever did have a child, teaching them to look where they were fucking going would be one of my first tasks.

That's not as easy as it sounds. Mine is a little fucker for that.

 

I think it's hard not to live your live around your kids. I have a massive desire to ensure that my daughter has a better life than I've had. Not that I've had it all that terrible or anything, other than the usual hardships in a single parent family. I have a desire to ensure that she has a chance to make her life better than mine has been. To make sure she makes the best of everything she's got.

 

I'm not going to say that if you don't have kids then you falt out don't understand but I think the first time you see your child, it's an incredible feeling that just doesn't go away. I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want kids. That's not a dig, that's just the truth.

Are you saying it now from a fathers perspective or have you always thought that. I mean I don't think at the time of my first boy I was ready. We didn't find out until my wife was 20 weeks pregnant. So I was shitting it. I had up to that point never changed a babies nappy, I had never even held a new born baby. When I changed his first nappy I cleaned him all up turned around to get some powder and drop him right back in his shit not good times.

The whole point is though I see it from both sides. If you don't have kids there is no shitty nappies, No middle of the night invaders into your bed because billy bob the witch monster has crawled under their bed. I wouldn't change it for the world though I love my boys. But I find it really understandable when someone says they never want kids.

I didn't really think about the whole kid thing I would have never ruled it out but my missus got pregnant and then we tried for a second and if everything goes alright tomorrow the thrid will be only 28 weeks away. I really never ruled out having kids or never decided to have them but there is plus and minus's from both sides.

I'd like to raise an issue. Ever since having (four) kids, my sister has basically traded her personality for "I AM A MOTHER". If I ever ask her if she's seen a good new film or heard a new song, I get my head bitten off with "I DON'T HAVE TIME" and suich. It seems there are a lot of girls who just lose whatever (in my sister's case admittedly little) personality they had once they spit out a kid. Case in point, a girl I used to work with; fun, sexy, interesting. When she found out she was pregnant she wasn't thrilled but went on to have it and love it, as you do. However, her Facebook updates are literally nothing but "Look at my lil man!" and "My lil prince is sick :o(" etc.

 

People often scoff when I say I'll never have kids. Frankly I think it's weirder to want them to the point that it's your life goal and you lose all semblence of who you are in the process.

I am not sure if it is a case of losing personality but just being run down. We have two boys and they are a handfull. Ones nearly five and the other willl be 3 in July. They argue over toys, they are loud, they fight with each other over small things not all the time but it does get to you. My wife gave up work in January to pursue being a full time Mum but even though one is at school when they are together sometimes they can be a nightmare and really run her down.

Other times they can be angels and give her kisses or a cuddle for no reason. Kids are hard work but the rewards are great too. When they do something funny like my youngest sounds like he is saying

"I want to fuck my teeth"

He is saying

"I want to Brush my teeth"

Its funny to hear things like that and they have so much personality. I think most women your sister for definate, is just get run down by them. I work a lot of hours so the wife gets a lot of time with the kids and it can just run you into the ground at times.

Once the kids get a little bit older it is much easier. I have play room/conservatory for them and my eldest who is nearly 5 will happily play in there with or with out us. There is sky in there and a fuck load of toys. He is well independent and much easier to look after and reason with. The nearly 3 year is a lot more hard work.

The whole thing of you never want kids I would never look down on you for. Its a choice if you don't want them then don't. My uncle is 44 and has been married for nearly 20 years and they have never wanted kids and are as happy as could be. My best mate is 24 he says he never wants kids either. There is no moral code saying you must have kids.

If some people scoff at you fuck them it's your life.

Also new Mum's who abuse facebook are really annoying. I think it is them trying to get a one up on other Mum's. The Irish used to do it back in the war richer familes would call the kids in for the tea and say oh come in for your tea were having chicken mash and veg. Next door was probably have sheep eyes. I see shit like it all the time my missus is guilty of it sometimes.

Putting stuff on facebook like had a lovely day at the cinema with the boys and hubby. For your attention love who gives a shit.

Maybe she was just looking at catalogue and lifestyle stuff, rather than him being a coked up anorexic fashion model?

 

Plenty of child models grow up without being psychologically disturbed. Just shallow and thick as pig shit.

Me or the children.

But lets face it why would any parent want to do that to their own child.

You start school at 4/5 and work on that till at least 16

16: You either carry on more school work, college, uni

or you get a job and work till your 60-65 or or maybe longer.

The chuck in the fact your Mum thought you were cute enough to be in kays catalogue from the age of two.

You work every other weekend from two till you are ten doing shit photo shoots missing out on the fun your friends are having. Then on your weekend off you climb a tree fall off and smash your face up thus ending any sort of promising modelling/acting career your parents had tried to force you into.

I ask again why would any parent think I know what will be a great idea I will put my two year old child to work.

I know a lot of people do this but surely it is wrong.

My little prince, 2 and a half!

 

He was rejected from a modelling agency because of his lazy eye, I still think he's gorgeous and perfect.

 

zzjsj by Kookoocachu, on Flickr

Out of interest why would you want your child to become a model? You see all these child stars fucked up and splashed across the papers is that what you want for your child?

I really never understood why a parent would want their own child to have go do photo shoots and all that stuff at such a young age. When kids are two years old shouldn't they be enjoying this new life they are in. Going to the park, Paying football, Going to the cinema you know all that kid stuff to do. Why would you want them to have a schedule and go do photo shoots at two years old, it is crazy.

If you fucked up your own life and didn't aspire to be what you wanted to be don't take it out on your kids and ruin their lives.

If I asked my two year old what he wanted to do play football or go take photos for 4 hours we would be in a park with in 5 minutes. I'll post a picture of him here when i get home as well. You could probably say he was model material but I would never do that to a child that looks at me for protection.

What were the reasons behind Tazz leaving WWE and going to TNA? Anyone know? I watched TNA for the first time in ages the other day and he is the commentator. I think imust have been living under a huge rock.

Where has Tyson Kidds bodygaurd gone the big guy.

Again what is with people today. How do you know he was not taken to one side and asked to calm it on a subject matter. He has been banned for a reason. He will be back whenever the ban is over and it will be like he never left.

 

I am sure there is no conspiracy people get banned for reasons. You don't know the reason because you are not a Mod.

 

Did I say anything negative about Rick? No.

 

Did I say anything negative about anyone? No.

 

I simply questionned what the criteria is for suspending/banning users because I'm curious as it's not like the normal experiences I've had on other forums.

 

Does that answer your question of "what is with people today?" Tart.

Did I say you said anything negative about Rick? Did I even mention Rick no.

Did I say you said anything Negative about anyone? No

You said could Gladstone be taken to one side and talked to. I replied with how do you know he wasn't.

I think Gladstone is a great poster and adds a lot to the forum but he got banned for a reason and will be back in no time everything will then be back to normal.

Again what is with people today. How do you know he was not taken to one side and asked to clam it on a subject matter. He has been banned for a reason. He will be back whenever the ban is over and it will be like he never left.

 

I am sure there is no conspiracy people get banned for reasons. You don't know the reason because you are not a Mod.

It would appear that the use of the word "crawling" in your forum name is pretty apt.

You name is not apt though because it doesn't say BELL END

Did anyone report Gladstone though? Fair enough about the thread with Triple A, myself and Butch, because enough people on here thought it was the correct decision to suspend Butch and Triple A because there was a few posts deleted and nobody (apart from me, AAA and Butch) saw what was originally wrote. At least that one was up for debate, but for this one, I cant honestly see how Gladstone got a suspension for anything he said in the paypal thread. You even said something along the lines of not caring about what he said. This isn't even about you as a mod. This is about suspending a fairly popular member on here, for nothing. I dont think anyone's got any hatred for him on here. He's never been one to be a cunt for no reason. I just dont think you acted fairly on that one. I really dont see how anyone can defend the decision to suspended him.

 

If I can just say, I'm not here very often anymore and nobody probably even knows who I am but there are certain posters that I enjoy reading contributions from and Ian, Butch and Gladstone are three such examples. I have seen some real pondlife come in and go out of the UKFF, some of who seem to get away with their shenanigans for some time before any action is taken, classics which include wishing cancer or AIDS on people. I just think it's a shame that Gladstone couldn't have been taken to one side first before suspending him, after all he is clearly one of the more intelligent people that could have been reasoned with, rather than the more moronic trolls who won't listen to anything other than a ban.

 

This is nothing against you either Rick, as I count you as one such smart poster who provides interesting discussion. I just am a bit curious as to how the 'discipline' system on the UKFF works compared to a couple of other forums I visit.

Again what is with people today. How do you know he was not taken to one side and asked to calm it on a subject matter. He has been banned for a reason. He will be back whenever the ban is over and it will be like he never left.

I am sure there is no conspiracy people get banned for reasons. You don't know the reason because you are not a Mod.

I'm not the one bitching! I've never reported a post in my life, as far as I can remember. I'm just suggesting people calm down and take the whole thing a bit less seriously. I'd like it if the modding was consistent, but I'm well aware I can't do anything about it.

How would you say it is inconsistent. Do you recieve all the bad reports direct to you email inbox? Maybe the people who get banned are banned because people report them. The Mods probably have some sort of policy maybe a 3 strikes and you are out. How do you know Gladstone has not pissed off people and has been reported loads of times. So the Mods could be well consistent but because you feel your mate has been harshly treated you have taken upon youself to question the integrity of the Mods.

Where are your facts about this supposed inconsistency. Oh that's right you have any. If anyone needs to calm down it's you. Go start Are the Mods trying to kill UKFF conspircacy thread with dynamite duane.

Where is this magical report button I will never use it but where the fuck is it?

Why hasn't Tennesse Stud been banned for telling Butch to get cancer? That was probably the most offensive I've seen on here, but because he was a past poster it seemed to have been glossed over.

Have you pressed the report button? If no, then go do so.

 

So who reported Gladstone's post then? And if I report tiger_rick's "little shit" comment, will he suspend himself?

 

Of course not. So it comes down to the whim of the mods, and not the clicking of the report button.

 

Personally I think everyone, including rick, needs to just calm down. I know he's a new mod, and new mods tend to be a bit trigger-happy (Woy excepted) but there's really no need for all these suspensions and arguments. And when the banhammer/suspension hammer IS used, it needs to be used consistently. I notice that convicted sex offender boydy is still loose on the forum, so I'd say that sets the bar quite high personally, but that's the choice of the Admin team. As long as they are consistent and also accept the odd bit of ribbing like other posters.

Boydy thing has been talked about earlier in this thread. He has served his time for his crimes. His only crimes on the forum is being a bit stupid and if they start banning people for being a bit stupid. Where are half and myself is included in that of the UKFF going to post.

You say Rick needs to calm down, maybe people need to stop acting like dicks. If people were not getting banned you would be in here moaning about it. Gladstone got banned I am not sure why but your only in here defending him because you get on with him. How many people got banned in Feb lets say 10 because I have no clue. How many times did you come in here to stick up for them? Your mate got banned he will be back and everything will go back to normal.

Keep your knickers on love.

Ha Ha I missed that thread maybe Gladstone can't handle Rick now he has a little bit of power. Someone add him to the missing people thread I started till he comes back.

Does anyone know where Gladstone has went? Has he been suspended or something?

I checked his profile he was last seen yesterday at 11:42 A.M it's not like he has been gone forever. There is a life outside of UKFF.

I'm just saying because at least one other person has tried to contact him via PM, and he usually answers pretty sharp.

 

If you don't have the answer to my question, you can sod off.

Oh sorry dear sir didn't mean to yank your chain. He has been gone just over 24 hours and you are worried? Stalker?

Does anyone know where Gladstone has went? Has he been suspended or something?

I checked his profile he was last seen yesterday at 11:42 A.M it's not like he has been gone forever. There is a life outside of UKFF.

Who is more of Twat Adrian Chiles or John Terry I am struggling to decide.

I have my 10-5 done now. It's really hard to put the rest into order they are all equally twatish. I do actually have my Number one ready though. Anyone hate Katy Brand?

Also how long have we got I am only at number six and it takes a while to write these up.

Here is my number 7 i would have had him much higher but there is more evil out there.

7: Thomas Cruise

Scientology fucking grade a twat. This guy irritates me beyond all living reason. His over affectionate public displays of affection. It is always about him. Centre of the fucking world. I think because he is short he has small man syndrome. He always reminds me of Lord Farquaad out of Shrek. Think he is over compensating for small things. He has not done a good move since the 90

I'm Jewish. You starting something mate?

 

Not starting anything having realised my generalisation of a group of people and having implicated that said people were tight fisted bastards., I realised my comments were of a general racist viewing. I have since retracted thus statement and called myself a Cunt as I am not a racist. Obviously though the Jewish community are recognised as being tight with their money this is recognised in many jokes etc.

 

I have done some research and I believe the reason for all the stereotyping is put down to this.

 

It comes from the medieval period when Christians weren't allowed to lend money and charge interest, so banking was done by Jews. If you owed money to a Jewish banker you would complain about it, as you would if you owed money to any bank, but since Jews were the only bankers at that period racism inevitably followed.

Oddly the Muslims had the same prohibition and Christian Armenians took over banking duties.

 

Now having told us you are indeed Jewish you must know of you history and heritage and would be able to confirm with us if the above story is true or made up bollocks.

 

Also back on topic how much should somebody donate.

 

Typical fucking whitey.

Whitey?

I'm Jewish. You starting something mate?

Not starting anything having realised my generalisation of a group of people and having implicated that said people were tight fisted bastards., I realised my comments were of a general racist viewing. I have since retracted thus statement and called myself a Cunt as I am not a racist. Obviously though the Jewish community are recognised as being tight with their money this is recognised in many jokes etc.

I have done some research and I believe the reason for all the stereotyping is put down to this.

It comes from the medieval period when Christians weren't allowed to lend money and charge interest, so banking was done by Jews. If you owed money to a Jewish banker you would complain about it, as you would if you owed money to any bank, but since Jews were the only bankers at that period racism inevitably followed.

Oddly the Muslims had the same prohibition and Christian Armenians took over banking duties.

Now having told us you are indeed Jewish you must know of you history and heritage and would be able to confirm with us if the above story is true or made up bollocks.

Also back on topic how much should somebody donate.

Nobody on the Paid Members forum respects you unless you donate 30 quid+

I wasn't looking for respect just didn't want to seem Jewish saying that i am being racist so now i probably just look like a cunt anyway.

Think this is the right place for this.

What is the normal or average sort of donation for paid members. I want to donate but don't know how much. I know the it's no less than a

It would be silly for Triple H to retire ever. If him and Stephanie are going to be running the company for the next 40 years or so, he could help out up until his 50s or so if the times are ever tough, and there isn't enough talent or something like during that hard period of mid 2007.

He doesn't have to have a retirement match he dosn't have to come back. Sheamus took him out and he could end it all there if he wanted to. The WWE are putting over a lot of guys lately so he has no need to come back. If he came back and had a programme with Sheamus what would it achieve for him or Sheamus. It would likely end in HHH defeating Sheamus and then it would do nothing for Sheamus as it stands Sheamus has retired one of the greats. Whats the point in bringing back HHH just to destroy all the work WWE has done in building new stars. I know Sheamus has dropped off in the last 6 months but if HHH came back destroyed him then he would have nothing left.

I wouldn't mind if he came back and done a Shawn Michaels programme with Undertaker. Lose to him at Wrestlemania and then have a streak vs Career next year at Wrestlemania. But there is not enough time to build a match in this time. If Undertaker comes back on 21/2/11 HHH would not come back till the following week. He would then have to start something with Undertaker like you retired my good friend i am going to take your streak. This is not going to happen though. Undertaker coming back night after the elimination chamber means he is going to target someone and set the match from then. Taker is not just going to come out and say Hello everyone i am back, Wait till next week and there is a bigger suprise. On 21/2/2011 Taker is going to come out on Raw and take someone out. This will set up a match for Wrestlemania with plently of time. The thing is though Undertaker vs anyone at Wrestlemania is not going to yield any surprises is it? He is going to beat anyone he faces. I did think for a small amount of time in the first Shawn Michaels match at Wrestlemania Taker was going to lose but that was the only time. He is never going to be beaten at Wrestlemania if Shawn didn't do it who is?

Triple H/Taker would do it for me. It's been a long time coming, it feels like a genuine main event, it could guarantee great build up and a great match.

 

HHH/Taker

Cena/Miz

Punk/Orton

Edge/Del Rio

 

I think that's a solid top of the card if they go that way.

That doesn't look Wrestlemania quality to me, and if that's what WWE has come up with as well, then they have serious problems or their hands. Having Triple H Vs Undertaker is stupid, becuase they both have to get revenge on the guys that put them out. That looks like the weakest Wrestlemania card since 2000, and I'd doubt many people will pay for what they see pretty much every week on Raw and Smackdown anyway (the other 3 matches).

The only match that is not going to interest me out of those four is Orton vs Punk. The build up will probably be good but Orton bores me to tears in the ring and trying to be Austin thing is just not working.

Cena vs Miz will be good after all Miz is the best Technical wrestler, Best Brawler, Best high flyer he has even said it himself. Really though no pun intended other wise i might be going for a short break. Cena vs Miz will be interesting and i hope Miz goes over to cement him as a champ. The WWE will probably want all the youngsters to go home happy though after Del Rio wins so Cena will probably go over.

Taker will be the mystery person coming back on raw after the chamber. The latest video says aint no grave can hold my body down. So who will he feud with he is coming back on Raw so not Wade. Maybe a triple threat match Miz vs Cena vs Taker. Maybe Wade wins at the Elimination Chamber and Taker comes back and gets in the title picture with Del Rio vs Wade vs Taker. Might not be his destiny then, Or Del Rio beats Taker.

People saying it will be HHH vs Taker. Is HHH actually coming back? He was meant to be at rumble well rumored not meant to be but is he ever going to come back. He doesn't need to come back. He is set up he doesn't need to wrestle again put his body on the line every night. I am really suprised they have not given Sheamus more rub from putting him out. He should use it in all his fueds i eneded the career of HHH i'll end your's sort of thing. I am sure he used it for a while but surely that has got a lost more legs in it. Randy Orton legend killer but Sheamus is the Game killer who took out HHH.