BionicRedneck

Audley has retired. Destiny unfulfilled.

Glenn Beck has decided that Saudi Arabia is behind it (based on what, I'm not sure), and

This fat man is unhappy about this delay:

I'm drunk, but I thought Manny won that easily in 2nd gear.

More on the Williams crash here, in an interview with his manager George Peterson:

BoxingScene.com: Are the doctors saying there is absolutely no chance that Paul will walk again?

 

Peterson: No chance. No chance.

Bad news everybody...http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...ie-is-dead.html

Television psychic Derek Acorah has claimed Madeleine McCann is dead, after a messenger from the spirit world told him:

The commentary was hilariously biased. They were acting like Mayweather won every round easily, whereas when Shane Mosley was eating hard punches all night long, they were talking about how his performance was reminiscent of the old Mosley, and how an upset could be on the cards. I reckon they'd had a few.

It's no 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain.

It was good, but it wasn't as good as the

Mannix also said:

Chisora is crazy. Not Mayorga crazy. Real crazy. When he threatened to shoot Haye, I believed him.

*Gets popcorn, puts on tinfoil hat*

You've probably all seen it, but BENTON!!!

I thought it was too close to call a robbery, but admittedly, I am hammered.

Either way, Marquez is desperately unlucky to have had 3 razor close fights with Manny and lose them all.

Why on earth would she assume that?

Definitely the one about Homer closing his detective agency.

In terms of amusing porn, I'd say this is my personal favourite.

The only person who came out of that looking good was Larry Merchant.

'The truth movement'. 'Truthseekers'.

Fucking hell...

I've never reported anyone ever, I always forget you can and if so should be done for extreme cases. If the pCc can be so patheticallly banned than let's name and shame the big girls.

Reported for misogyny.

It was a strangely entertaining fight, even though Haye basically just ate jabs and fell over a lot.

I think it's her new career.

She gets fat and does an photo shoot along with an interview about being a 'real woman'. Then she loses the weight and knocks out a fitness DVD. Repeat. Sonia from Eastenders has a similar thing going.