The Sparkmeister

I have two words for you... Fearne freakin' Cotton.

Fearne Cotton is stunning... until she opens her mouth! Honestly she has a really annoying voice. I can't say why it's annoying, it just is.

And my final contribution (though I can't promise ). English comedienne Lucy Porter. She's not too photogenic but in motion she's really appealing. She's got a certain sweetness about her.

 

Just thought I'd ressurect this for one important addition, Emma Pierson. She was in Time Gentlemen Please and Grange Hill.

 

 

 

 

Laaavely!

The lovely Miss Emily Procter, star of TV's The West Wing and CSI MiamiIf anyone is particularly keen on Miss Procter, she has got her norks out in films and the photos are easy to find.

I've had her. Over a barrell

Just out of curiosity, thislittlemaschist, what attracts you to a guy? I've asked many a girl this question face to face but they always seem to give the bullshit answers.Is it height? Confidence? Demeanour? Status? I'm guessing it's not looks in the conventional sense judging by your contributions to this thread (no disrespect but none of those guys are pretty boys).I have male friends that are conventionally attractive and nice blokes but get less female attention than ugly friends of mine with arrogant personas. What gives? I probably fall somewhere in the middle - semi confident, ok looking.I'm very curious. I know one woman doesn't represent an entire sex, but women are generally a very mysterious sex, in my experience.Ahk, it's almost 5AM. Just been to a party where I've had to converse with these alien lifeforms... and I still have no clue about them

Don't you just love drunken, slightly chauvenistic posts where you wake up the next morning and think 'what have I said'?Damnit. I have had 5 hours sleep and now have to write 2000 words for a uni creative writing piece that's due in, in guess what... 2 hours! I haven't started And I'm hungover Last night I was in a 'aren't women alien' mood

Just out of curiosity, thislittlemaschist, what attracts you to a guy? I've asked many a girl this question face to face but they always seem to give the bullshit answers.Is it height? Confidence? Demeanour? Status? I'm guessing it's not looks in the conventional sense judging by your contributions to this thread (no disrespect but none of those guys are pretty boys).I have male friends that are conventionally attractive and nice blokes but get less female attention than ugly friends of mine with arrogant personas. What gives? I probably fall somewhere in the middle - semi confident, ok looking.I'm very curious. I know one woman doesn't represent an entire sex, but women are generally a very mysterious sex, in my experience.Ahk, it's almost 5AM. Just been to a party where I've had to converse with these alien lifeforms... and I still have no clue about them

Ah nevermind. I don't particularly trust peer to peer programmes because of the risk of spyware and viruses. Also many of them are going downhill and offering limited free access (e.g. Limewire which is now charging money for certain files)

Oh she most definatly does, mostly with other girls.

And, may I ask, where did you find such material (presuming you have downloaded any of her clips)? I wouldn't mind checking some out, just out of curiosity of course

Capri Jordan

Very good call I've seen a few of her pics. Any idea if she does hardcore scenes?

And how could I forget Audrey Tautou? French actress, star of the wonderful Amelie.

 

 

Also, it must be made clear that she has a very sweet ass. Don't click on the link if offended by partial nudity. I doubt it would offend, but I have to make sure.

 

Audrey Tautou avec la derriere nu

 

And yes I am aware that sometimes she looks like a pixie

And at the risk of appearing like a porn freak, here's Simony Diamond. One of the most beautiful porn stars. Killer body too.

 

 

Amber Benson and Katherine Isabelle I can definitely appreciate. Hadn't heard of Isabelle before, but remember Benson from Buffy.

 

Here's another one. Her name's Randi Wright. She's a great actress, versatile, classy. Shame she's morally against nude scenes. She's the type of girl you'd be proud to bring back to meet your parents.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahk, who am I kidding? She's a dirty porn star

The whole 'celebrities you fancy' post has been done time and time again and it generally garners the same few women (Jessica Alba for example).

 

The point of this thread is to post celebrities you're attracted to, but ones that aren't very well known, so steer clear of the J-Los, Beyonces and Britneys. Having said that, don't post a pic of some girl that works in the chip shop. No amateurs please.

 

You might want to post pictures of women that aren't conventionally attractive but do something for you.

 

N.B. If anyone wants to post pictures of men, that's fine by me. Equal opportunities and all

 

Here's my few -

 

Claire Forlani (see signature for alterative pic) - a beautiful English actress. She's been in high profile films like Mallrats, Meet Joe Black, Boys and Girls (awesome in this) and Antitrust. Despite this, most of my mates have no clue who she is, so I think she qualifies.

 

 

Morena Baccarin - Actress in Firefly/Serenity. Of Brazilian descent I believe.

 

 

Larisa Oleynik - Became well known through her role in 10 Things I Hate About You but when mega fame beckoned she went back to college. Now graduated she doesn't seem to have been inundated with big offers. Oh, and she was Alex Mac.

 

 

Shiri Appleby - Mentioned in Roswell thread. She is most well known for this and the film Swim Fan, but seems to be doing bugger all of note lately.

 

 

Sorry for the lack of thumbnails. If any moderators wants to edit this to change the pics to thumbnails then it's fine by me.