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KrAzY

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  1. The deaths of wrestler Chris Benoit and family were entirely accidental, a police report released today has said. The report says Chris Benoit was practicing a tag team finishing move for an upcoming wrestle when he and his family were bizarrely killed.Every wrestler needs a unique finishing move. Benoit, it turns out, had devised a particularly unique and exciting finishing move for his tag team wrestles (2 vs 2). In this move, Benoit would swing down from a rope and strangle the opposition simultaneously from behind.Benoit, however had not entirely tweaked his new finishing move, and needed some practice. He had been practicing on human-like dummies, but felt they were not giving him an accurate feeling of a wrestler's reactions to the technique. So Benoit decided to enlist the help of his wife and son to practice the move on.Benoit was not intending to perform the technique at full strength, not wanting to injure his family. But, of course, all went drastically wrong. When Benoit swung down on the rope, something went wrong. He was just wrapping his arms around his family's necks, when severe whiplash from the rope cased Benoit to die immediately. His family, however, were still trapped in his arms, and could not escape, Benoit being as strong and muscly in death as in life. They were strangled to death a few hours later.A spokesman for the surviving members of the Benoit family has said that

  2. The great thing about trademarks is that you can only trademark what you are using it for if that makes sense. I could set a up a company called WWE if it was a company selling sex toys or something.

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