KrAzY

Who gets given a job as a Janitor when they have a track record of not being arsed to mop up?

 

In fairness, Sainsbury's made me a checkout supervisor after 2 years of trying to pretend that my till was closed and doodling on till rolls, so you would be surprised.

I think they just couldnt be bothered to hire someone else. Or maybe the manager saw something in me.

Luke 16:10

Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much

 

Does that include mopping up?

 

Yes. But a person can apologise and recieve forgiveness.

 

Or get sacked.

 

I was actually just given a daytime janitor job instead.

 

 

The sluggard's craving will be the death of him, because his hands refuse to work (Proverbs 21:25)

 

You're going to hell eventually then Krazy. Well deserved too.

Oh Shit. Fuck it might aswell enjoy my time left on earth before hellfire then, I'll post back here in about a week after im done snorting cocaine off some prostitutes tits.

Luke 16:10

Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much

 

Does that include mopping up?

 

Yes. But a person can apologise and recieve forgiveness.

 

Or get sacked.

I was actually just given a daytime janitor job instead.

Luke 16:10

Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much

 

Does that include mopping up?

Yes. But a person can apologise and recieve forgiveness.

Luke 16:10

Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much, and whoever is dishonest with very little will also be dishonest with much.

I knocked over a wheelie bin by accident once too. Yeah.

Just when you think this thread can't get any lower, KrAzY comes in with his mopping-up Refusenik tale.

 

Up next, crazyshady and how a bit of a wrapper off some Toffos fell out of his pocket once and blew away before he could pick it up.

I said it wasnt the lowest of the low, I just felt bad for being a pussy and phoning the boss and saying I dont want to work anymore on my first shift

Not the lowest of the low for me but I feel guilty about quitting my first job on the first night. It was cleaning a sainsburys store, I was 19 but felt that it was way to much work for my experience level. it was cleaning 2 massive kitchens and the cafe area. I basically did about an hours work then phoned my boss at 10pm and said I didnt want to do it anymore, he told me to finish and we would talk about it the next day. Instead of finishing I just went home and left sainsburys in a shit hole. He bollocked me the next day but for some reason didnt fire me just gave me an easier job. So it all worked out in the end, not really a low point I guess but I felt bad for leaving the place in a mess and having to have someone else clean it in the morning.

I think my biggest personal low point was when I was about 12 or 13. I was in bed one night and I woke up needing to take a piss, I was half asleep and couldn't be bothered to go to the bathroom so I just pissed in a container (it was some kind of toy container, cant remember specifically). Basically the next day I had some mates over and I had put the container on the top of my shelf and forgotten all about it. At one point my mate went to reach for the container and said 'What is this', he reached for the container, which had no lid on it, and poured the piss all over himself. He freaked out and his parents went ape shit. This has the be the most embarrassed I have ever been in my life.

When I was 12 or 13, watching a mate cover himself in piss would have been a high point and something which was used to mock him for many years to come.

I did think it was funny, It was more just having to explain in front of his parents and mine what had happened.

I think my biggest personal low point was when I was about 12 or 13. I was in bed one night and I woke up needing to take a piss, I was half asleep and couldn't be bothered to go to the bathroom so I just pissed in a container (it was some kind of toy container, cant remember specifically). Basically the next day I had some mates over and I had put the container on the top of my shelf and forgotten all about it. At one point my mate went to reach for the container and said 'What is this', he reached for the container, which had no lid on it, and poured the piss all over himself. He freaked out and his parents went ape shit. This has the be the most embarrassed I have ever been in my life.

I'm a bit of a newbie to boxing and was wondering is there anywhere that has a schedule of all the upcoming televised fights?

The sales of a police style baton has gone up 15,000% on Amazon!

Anyone know if theres a list anywhere of wrestlers who have autobiographies?

I'm 35 this year

 

Jesus.

Don't bring JC into this.

If your earning 20 times as much as the bottom and you pay 20 times as much tax, thats fair.

Yeah I've seen that film. I thought it was good overall. It was the first time Moore had put his Christian faith into one of his movies, He discussed whether Capitalism is a sin and whether Jesus was/would be a capitalist.

I hope the Green Lantern one is good, I used to read that.

 

Brave to used an old actor to play Thor, but hey they have the creative license I guess. Could be better than using a body builder who can't act lol

Old? Chris Hemsworth is 26.

Might have mentioned this before I cant rememebr but in Febuary I met Kenny Ortega (Director), Travis Payne (Choreographer) and two of Michael Jackson's dancers from This is It.

There 'no plane' theory has been debunked by the conspiracy theorists themselves. I dont think anyone uses that theory anymore.

Yesterday I met Miley Cyrus, Rihanna and Justin Bieber. All 3 in a hurry so didn't manage to get a pic with any of them, Rihanna was the nicest.

Met and got a picture with Nick Jonas today, really nice guy, took a picture with every fan, at least 30 people.

 

explain please (and your explanation had better involve being a 9 year old girl)

I have the Cyrus Virus, Bieber Fever and Obsessive Jonas Disorder (OJD). I saw Rihanna because my friends wanted too, not really that into her. Good enough explanation?

Oh yeah I met Onkar Judge from X-Factor too (Did Earth song in 2006). again if that counts as 'famous'

Met Darth Jackson/Bat Jackson from Britains Got Talent if that counts as 'famous' lol

Met and got a picture with Nick Jonas today, really nice guy, took a picture with every fan, at least 30 people.

Yesterday I met Miley Cyrus, Rihanna and Justin Bieber. All 3 in a hurry so didn't manage to get a pic with any of them, Rihanna was the nicest.

I once had the best lucky streak ever in a game of the boardgame 'Risk'. I for some reason started guessing what numbers on the dice people were going to roll, and it worked a couple of times, my friend then wanted to test me so she threw 3 dice and I guessed the exact numbers on all of the dice 3,6,5. I could never do this again so it was probably extreme luck and coincidence but It was pretty awesome at the time