SpykeDudlei1

I'd use the report button on the lovely chap who keeps dissing me, only I know it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference, would it Mods?

My issue too but I am only following the instruction of Moo!

Find me a post where I say that. Find it or apologise. And you can also apologise for implying I cheated my way onto a poll too

Firstly, if you were fair about this, which you're not apparently, I backed down from that as I realised I had made a comment that was both inaccurate AND pointless. So for that, I apologise. As for the other issue, you have said that I don't post anything that's decent but I'm not prepared to scroll through all the other posts to find an example.

Its funny though, because for someone who loves to click report, you sure to throw out the flames more than you receive them.

I actually never used the Report button until the time that Moo encouraged me to use it if I felt someone was trying to instigate a flame war that would end up getting me into the shit - this is something you, frank, El Supremo and Mr Seven have all been guilty of in weeks gone by.

Have you ever thought that maybe people just don't like you? Because of the above perhaps?

If people don't like me, that really is fine. I don't think anyone goes through life with everyone liking them......and as someone pointed out, it really won't keep me up at night if that is the case. However, it is a little strange that people seem to be willing to carry on a 'vendetta' EVEN WHEN I've tried to extend the olive branch to them in the past, and have also tried to be fair and decent with the post you have responded to on this thread.

People on some other forum might think your hilarious, but it appears the majority here don't think that. Its sad that you are so insecure in yourself that rather than just brush it off you've gone on this lengthy "saving face" campaign and attacked anyone who you suspect might've nominated/voted for you.........Take the hint, people don't find you funny. Maybe that will change next year with the new paid members...who knows?

You seem to have got this issue completely mixed up here. My argument was never about what was deemed funny or un-funny! My issue was the comment that I have never posted anything DECENT that I found confusing. Humour and sensible conversation don't necessarily go hand in hand.

I had the highest number of nominations in the LOL award yet I've barely gotten any votes - do you see me whining about it? Do you see me going "YOU LOT ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKLUNCHES"? I really don't care. I just take it as a complement that certain paid members who I like, like me too. WE'RE A MASSIVE CLIQUE YOU SEE.

I find it comical that you use the word 'FUCKLUNCH' as if it was me who introduced this and apart from one or two instances last year, have not used that as a regular insult.

Suprising for someone who frequently gets labelled as "ur jus tring 2 get over wiv ur gimmack" huh?Who's trying to "get over" now then....hmm

As for this comment, I really have no idea who it's aimed at or who it's about but I'm pretty certain it can't be directed at me as it makes no sense to anything I've done or said in the past!As I said earlier, it does appear that whichever approach I take on this I am not going to change the perception SOME people care to have of me. I refer back to your insinuation that I'm trying to be seen as some sort of 'funny guy'. This is way off the mark. Just because I make the odd comment that I (as in 'me alone') see to be humorous, and others may do as well along the way, doesn't mean I'm trying to be the UKFF's answer to Rich Hall!

It's the same every year. The people that get nominated in dolt of the year are all "Ohhh theres a pack/clique out to get me"Get over it, you're an idiot.

Well done for proving my point perfectly!!! I respond with a sensible and literate point and you post 'get over it, you're an idiot'. Thanks for highlighting the mentality of the kinds of people I was referring to.As for my inclusion in the 'At, Not With', FFS it's a bit of a fun that means, in the real world, a select few don't appreciate or care for me. Meanwhile, those who matter - family, friends, work colleagues....you know, those who actually know ME, are the ones whose opinion means something. Any response I have made to my 'nomination' has been purely tongue-in-cheek. It has been the subsequent childish remarks that have generated any sort of serious response.

im hoping to start from scratch on here, a new man.

The guys with long memories & too much spite running through their veins won't let you start from scratch, mate. Once a dolt, always a dolt in their minds. No amount of donating money will change that, & I don't expect that for one second after I become a Paid Member too.

Total bollocks.If you're a decent poster you'll be treated as one.

That's bullshit and you know it! Regardless of the fact that you, Mr Seven, frank or others refuse to believe or acknowledge it, I have posted things that could be regarded as 'decent' to other people. Despite this, you still claim that I post nothing of interest.Ask DJ Stevie C if he feels that way. Or hbk4life, Van_Dammer, who has called me hage, webmastfowrestlegame......I could go on. OK, that mainly relates to the NFL Predictions Thread but I HAVE posted things of interest that whilst they may not interest you, does not mean they are not 'decent'.Therefore, your post is indeed a lie!!!

I got banned for supposedly "trolling" him, came back determined to make a fresh start, be a productive member of the forum & not start any immature feuds, & he still trolls me, & nobody ever reprimands him for it. Can you honestly tell me that's fair?

This seems to be the problem I'm facing too. Since the whole fiasco with Lemming where he and I were suspended for the first time, and since his subsequent banning, I have also tried to be a more productive member. Sure, I'll make the odd stupid comment but who doesn't?!? Just because those people don't 'get it' doesn't make it any less funny or not worth posting. Despite belief to the contrary, I wasn't up Lemming's arse and do agree that he could be a twat at times but some of the comments or animosity towards him was unnecessary.This place is often like being at school where the 'cool kids' won't let you into their gang. And for me, these guys are responsible for attaching that stigma to the Paid Members section of the UKFF. I'm sure that wasn't the intention of the mods when the option became available, but until such time as those guilty of the accusations made towards them are dealt with, it will always be present.I agree with JSB that no attempt to 'change the perception' certain people have of you will make one ounce of difference - they will continue to tar you with the same brush.

I think we all know who the shitcake is I'm on about now.

I don't and I don't think anyone else does either. Wanna fill us in?

You'll be wanting me to take you by the hand & lead you through the streets of London next. It's fucking obvious, dude.

What's your problem with Ralph McTell?

He sucks, I hate him. Bloody folk singer.

And why is it called FOLK music? Because when they start playing it people say "ohhhh folk"!!!Thank you.......I'm here all week!PS: look below (see sig)

I'm not going to do what you did to me (hint: report you) for that insult there, instead I'll point out that you're embarrassing yourself with your "Vote for me!" nonsense. Sort it out.

Correct!As for the 'Vote for me' stuff, as I said before I could have handled this one of two ways - either got stressy....or had some fun!!! I chose the latter and stand by that decision.Get over it!

Thanks JSB - nice to know I have your support!

And I'm the egotistical one by including myself in "Poster of the Year" because people actually nominated me.VOTE NEIL!!!FOR LOL AWARD TOO!!!A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR YOU

Touche!

Thanks JSB - nice to know I have your support! I will be giving out rosettes and shaking hands with ordinary folk in Kettering town centre this Saturday afternoon.I look forward to seeing all of my constituents there!Don't forget........(see sig)

Hey, I'm choosing to laugh AT myself, not WITH!!! ;)Remember.... (see sig)

As a forfeit, can the winner of this award have their avatar replaced with a screengrab or animated GIF of Barrymore's Hitler impersonation?

That would work if Lemming of the BDA wasn't already a goner from the forum.That's why you should all........(see sig)

You're miles behind Lemming. If you want to win, I'd advise that you act like a complete tool during the voting period. UKFF Hustings~~

According to the Paid Members, I already do!!!

If just for the fact that Spyke has run a succesful and involving NFL predictions thread says he doesn't deserve to be here IMHO.

Thanks Stevie........nice to know someone has recognised my contribution!!! That said however.............. (see sig)

Surely there's something wrong (and egotistical) with the moderator of the poll including himself in the 'Poster of the Year' category!

Are you really that thick?

No dickhead, but even though your little ass-kissing buddies in the Paid Members forum voted for you doesn't mean you should be included as the moderator of the awards.

Ass-kissing? That's a bit rich, I thought you were glued to Lemming's arse.

Glued? Not really, sticky-backed plastic (from my days as a Blue Peter fan!) Seriously, Lemming and I had our issues as well. I only defended him when I felt he was being targeted unfairly and getting a lot of unnecessary grief shortly before he got banned.

Give me one good reason why not.

My argument would be that as you are controlling the whole "sha-bang" you're not exactly neutral. However, I also realise that we're only talking about a bit of harmless fun that doesn't mean squat in the grand scheme of things so I'm prepared to admit I was wrong and drop it. No doubt this will result in further criticism for being flaky!

Surely there's something wrong (and egotistical) with the moderator of the poll including himself in the 'Poster of the Year' category!

Are you really that thick?

No dickhead, but even though your little ass-kissing buddies in the Paid Members forum voted for you doesn't mean you should be included as the moderator of the awards.

Angry that you're a dead cert for the "At, Not With" award are we?

Delighted Edler, over the moon! In fact, while I'm at it don't forget.......VOTE SPYKEDUDLEI1

Ah, that explains it. The Little Boys Club all scratching the backs of one another!

Surely there's something wrong (and egotistical) with the moderator of the poll including himself in the 'Poster of the Year' category!

FWA NOAH Limits (Morecambe Dome, June)

Flair in the limo (Unforgiven, September)

Doug Williams & Scorpio v Minoru Suzuki & Naomichi Marafuji (FWA Morecambe)Agree totally with this!

Madden '06 - managed to pick up an 'as-new' pre-owned copy of the game from my local video store as someone had been bought 2 copies and traded one in. Saved

Doug WilliamsJames TigheBurchill&Spud

Aviv Mayaan v James Tighe - IWP The GatheringBurchill v Zebra Kid v Doug Williams - IWP The GatheringAJ Styles v James Tighe - FWA British Uprising 3