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    DVD's and Films You Have Watched Recently

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    Ghost RiderChrist, Nic Cage is fuckin' old. Seriously he seems to have aged ten years since Wicker Man. Dodgy hairplugs and fake teeth too. Oh yeah there was a film. It sucked. You might like it if you're into movies that are way too long, incredibly slow, mindnumbingly boring and feature terrible acting and worse dialogue. I wondered what happened to Wes Bentley since American Beauty. Sadly he's still "acting" and he's definitely still being hilariously miscast. I was never into the Ghost Rider comics but I doubt Blackheart is supposed to resemble the singer from My Chemical Romance pre-peroxide. Shit villain too, and as for the elemental demon that flame-boy defeats with ease? Less said the better. Sam Elliot must have watched Blade to prepare for his role as he's basically Whistler 2.0. What's the point in establishing that if Ghost Rider gets stabbed, he'll wake up with a knife wound that needs treatment, and then having him get shot about 800 times and he's fine and dandy the next morning? Lazy writing. I'm trying to think of highlights, and apart from Eva Mendes' spectacular cleavage, I can't think of anything. 3 months into 2007, and I already have 3 films for the Worst of the Year list.

    I actually thought it was Kris Kristofferson. Everything else you said rings true too, silly film.But Epic Movie is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY worse than any of the three films you mentioned.

    DVD's and Films You Have Watched Recently

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    Just caught 'Dead Man's Shoes' on Channel 4.What an amazing film - easily one of the best British films of modern times. Paddy Considine is brillant as the pyschotic Richard, and Toby Kebell plays the backwards Anthony to the point you can actually feel your heart strings being plucked and tightened.The beautiful backdrop of the East-Midland countryside, the unsteady cam and super-detailed use of direction makes it stand a mile out.Plus a script so water tight it would make the Titanic blush, and a supporting cast that astound make this film an absolute classic.

    So why the hell did i watch HOSTEL over that :( Very dissapointed with this film, it just lacked a certain spark and whist it made me squeemish at times i was expecting so much more. Not something id go out of my way to watch again.

    DVD's and Films You Have Watched Recently

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    John Tucker Must DieLargely predictable but never the less funny teen comedy with Jesse Metcalfe suited to the "hot guy" role and Sophia Bush and Brittany Snow both come out looking accomplished too. Its a good enough film to watch if you have a cinema pass but i wouldnt really advise going to the cinema to watch it. Not many LOL moments but enough to keep you entertained, I liked it though.6/10

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