Tim Healys Chutney Spoon

Surprised noone has used this - Guns and Roses Welcome to the Jungle. Could imagine someone like Ultimate Warrior coming out to it.

https://youtu.be/o1tj2zJ2Wvg?si=qsDci_QEXwiQjAqI

This is a banger and I'd love to hear someone using this

7 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Don't feel too bad, this is the thread for dead jokes.

Is Alistair Darling dead yet?

https://news.sky.com/story/first-human-patient-receives-brain-chip-from-elon-musks-neuralink-company-13059748

Here comes the world of androids and microchip controlled humans...

47 minutes ago, neil said:

He must have some dirt on someone on the council to be getting hand outs like that

Nope, this Kirsty O'Callaghan has been grifting with him for years. They used to be co-owners of a mindfulness organisation but then shut down rather quickly....Once accounts went overdue and loads of money missing

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-68092898

Oh dear Mr Harris....and fucking stupid Essex County Council! 

https://x.com/LegalGengar?s=09

Loads on there about Harris and O'Callaghan taking money from ECC fraudulently.

I think the older one was thinner so it was harder to get through. This one is too wide though and easy to skip around the Gladiators.

Do agree that Barney is awful though.

1 hour ago, Carbomb said:

Could've used a single quote mark, like your previous name showed!

Blame Moo, not me

14 minutes ago, RedRooster said:

@Tim Healys Chutney Spoon - I'm the kind of person who is going to get annoyed every time they see your username simply because there's no apostrophe...bring back Big Pete!! 

Moo said that the board settings wouldn't allow an apostrophe, sadly.

Might change it back on the next round of changes if Moo will allow it.

10 hours ago, Daaaaaad! said:

Why yes, I do like Rachel Stevens. 

I feel like I've missed out 

Week 25 fixtures 

FA Challenge Cup Fourth Round proper

Everton v Luton Town 2-1
Sheffield United v Brighton & Hove Albion 1-2
Fulham v Newcastle United (19:00) 1-3
West Bromwich Albion v Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-2 (Sunday 11:45)
Newport County v Manchester United (Sunday 16:30) 2-4

National League
Aldershot Town v Rochdale 1-2
Dagenham & Redbridge v Kidderminster Harriers 2-1
Gateshead v Barnet w/TildeGuy~! 2-1

La Liga
Las Palmas v Real Madrid (15:15) 1-3

Atlético Madrid v Valencia (Sunday 20:00) 2-2

Yep. But I gave him 'special favours' to get it done without a ticket.

On 1/18/2024 at 11:08 AM, BigPete said:

Been organising a 'money can't buy/big ticket' draw for the Air Cadet Squadron I'm involved with and not expecting a huge amount of response, I've now been able to raise over 30 items ranging from wrestling tickets to signed Oscars programmes to fly fishing lessons to £300 gift vouchers to vintage radios!

 

So overwhelming that local businesses and individuals would willingly donate things like this for the sole reason of raising money for young people and helping give them a chance of experiences and activities they'd not normally get. 

 

Thanks Dunmow and surrounding areas! 

Just a small update, now onto 48 prizes including a flight sim experience in an F-4 Phantom and the offer of our Squadron being able to visit and be hosted by them in the future to try all their other Simulators out, including their F-3 Tornado that's currently being converted to sim ability.

Some of the stuff the small local business/individuals donated:

Around £90 of jewellery,

Pair of designer sunglasses

£100 worth of booze

Loads of vouchers worth £75 upwards

Free car service&MoT 

Pisses me off a bit when you get the following offered by huge companies in comparison:

Specsavers - 25% off voucher!

Co-op - box of chocolates!

But hey ho, all the money raised will go to a good cause! Especially as a BGT winner has offered to put on a show for us for next to nothing and all proceeds will go to the Squadron too. Should nearly double the Squadron funds this year! 

MJF to appear in the Rumble?

6 minutes ago, Little Johnny said:

What's happened to you, d-d-d-dAz?

Grew up?

18 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Absolutely no respect for the Hanson brothers in this thread. You guys are a fucking disgrace.

 

prefer this scene

3 hours ago, Chili said:

Big love to Renee Paquette. She adds wonderful subtleties as an interviewer that makes her seem like a human being capable of thoughts. Loved her giving Saraya the evil eye when she clocked on that they're fucking about with Ruby Soho.

Renee makes the shows for me. Utterly brilliant at subtly explaining an in joke or backstage political thing, whilst saying very very little. Plus I love the looks she gives people when they go on about Smashing up Mox...the look of 'have you met my husband?' Makes me chuckle. 

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet- Abraham Lincoln

Has he got GCSEs or A-levels to do soon as well? 

Championship

Norwich City 1 v 1 West Bromwich Albion

Stoke City 2 v 1 Birmingham City

Scottish Cup Round 4

Airdrieonians 1 v 2 St Johnstone

Bonnyrigg Rose 1 v 3 Falkirk

Forfar Athletic 1 v 3 Hibernian

Dumbarton 1-4 Rangers (17:30)

German Bundesliga

Cologne w 2-4 Borussia Dortmund (14:30) 

French Cup Round 10

Girondins de Bordeaux 1 v 1 Nice (16:30)

Rouen 0 v 2 Toulouse (Sunday 16:30)

Sochaux 3 v 1 Reims (Sunday 16:30)

20 minutes ago, HarmonicGenerator said:

I'd bid for that Oscars programme, I'd love to see that!

Signed by Sam Smith from the year they won the Oscar for Writing on the Wall from the Bond film

Been organising a 'money can't buy/big ticket' draw for the Air Cadet Squadron I'm involved with and not expecting a huge amount of response, I've now been able to raise over 30 items ranging from wrestling tickets to signed Oscars programmes to fly fishing lessons to £300 gift vouchers to vintage radios!

So overwhelming that local businesses and individuals would willingly donate things like this for the sole reason of raising money for young people and helping give them a chance of experiences and activities they'd not normally get. 

Thanks Dunmow and surrounding areas! 

On 1/15/2024 at 11:01 PM, waters44 said:

Me and my daughter are watching Takeshi’s Castle at the moment but when that’s done we will give this a spin

I was obsessed with Gladiators when I was a kid! I do wonder if that was the building blocks for me getting into wrestling. Used to get so angry with Wolf that I’d almost be in tears, but then Jet would come out and all would be well

The other thing that kept me engaged was my PE teacher telling us all he was a contestant on it. Every Friday we’d be excited to see if Mr Cookson was going to be on TV that weekend….found out a while back it was all bollocks and he was just taking the piss

I happened to fall across Takeshi's Castle on Amazon with Romesh and Tom Davis doing the voiceover.....awful awful awful.

Do think they needed a female presenter though to do the 'drool over the men' shtick that Ulrikakakakaka used to do, bin off Barney and get someone in who can so subtle drooling,.but solid presenting too.

Week 23 fixtures 

Championship

Ipswich Town 2-2 Sunderland (17:30)

Queen's Park Rangers 1-2 Watford (Sunday 12:00)

FA Trophy Fourth Round

Welling United 1-2 Chesterfield

FA Women's Cup Fourth Round

Derby County 2-4 Leicester City (Sunday)

Segunda División

Rácing Ferrol w/Fog Dude 1-3 Espanyol (20:00) 

Serie A

Fiorentina 2-2 Udinese (Sunday 17:00)

AC Milan 2-3 Roma (Sunday 19:45)

Apologies for late entry 

5 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Tim Healeys Homemade Chutney definitely sounds like a euphemism. 

I might use that as my new username whenever I get round to changing it - Tim Healey's Chutney Spoon

That's brilliant that is.

We've got a quiz coming up at the air cadet Squadron I volunteer at so I think I'll be using that!