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Shocking comeback, Shady. I expected better from you. Seriously though mate, have a good one.

Aww, man! I thought we were bonding right there.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the re

real article.*

The odds would seem stacked against you quite heavily in the HBK Appreciation thread. I agree with you, though!

That's fucking spooky. I actually thought you knew me for a sec there - see, my company have just started doing Employee Of The Month, but it's not eligible for management, just the frontline. Phew. I do deserve it though.

I'll find out who you are. The south side is not a big place. Mwa ha ha ha.

Na-na, na-na-na-na, hey hey hey GOODBYE!

Welcome! Is this your first tenure on the UKFF?

Excellent. By the looks of things, you're certainly a quality poster, will be good to battle wits in the debates with you.

I hope they ban you, you fucking sick cunt.

This is for Haiiiiiiti! THWACK!

Oh no you di'nt!

Are you ashamed to be a Celtic fan today? I know I am.

Happy birthday. Damn, you're gettin' old!

Upload a pic of that Eddie tattoo, you bell-end!

You're welcome, despite the fact that you don't seem to take it on board very well.

Hope you had a great birthday bro.

Go on, I won't take the piss. Promise!

Get away from my profile, you rectal infection of a human-being!

Happy birthday!

The fact that there's a Limp bizkit Significant Other banner in the background of your avatar makes you the coolest guy on the UKFF. All the luck, brother!

Shit, you caught me. I just HAVE to keep up with your constant Post Of The Year contenders.

Good result today, eh?

I love you, man.