Direct Impact

 

Sorry lads. Easy mistake

 

Yeah, I can see how you managed to do that, to be fair. Direct Impact's gone and quoted it now though. Oh well.

Ive changed it

Wrong Thread

Wrong Thread

 

I remember him being big in WCW but he's really beefed up since then. Doesn't he blame weight gain due to leg injury?

Think I read that somewhere as well.... Although I am guessing the "All You Can Eat" Breakfast Buffets, dont do him any favours either.

Maybe that's how he picked up his injury....carrying his plate

Networks driving me crazy tonight. Watching Road Block and it keeps on crashing saying Network Error, I've gave up now gonna try again later after the football.

The last few times I've watched a PPV next day it keeps on skipping to other matches. Then tonight it skipped to the end so I know result of main event before watching it.

Anyone else having probs?

I remember him being big in WCW but he's really beefed up since then. Doesn't he blame weight gain due to leg injury?

 

 

world championship defended in tag match is very WCW.

The set up for this stipulation made sense though, as the idea was that Rock, Taker & Kane all wanted to be champion, so they wouldn't stay on same page as they all wanted to get the pinfall. Think they started attacking each other for that reason.

Haha. I saw that at Moorgate yesterday. Yes, his Barnet is better here. I swear.

Alison Moyet won. Outrageous. The massively fit Vanessa William's impersonator should have won.

Time for Bullseye. Lined up about 10 episodes for a shit hot marathon bar of a session.

You can't beat abit of Bully :-)

 

Apparently they were in a 3 way love affair with Hyacinth Bucket!

I've got a headache

Just what I've heard on the grapevine.....have an aspirin :-)

Apparently they were in a 3 way love affair with Hyacinth Bucket!

 

We all know that if Vince followed the Mears Method of sleeping, wrestling would be much better. When George Alagiah comes on the box, get the fuck to bed.

That's the problem, I sit up waiting for Moira Stuart.

Ex girlfriend of Des Lynam don't you know.

Really I heard she was a lesbien with Pat Butcher

Is that Trigger?

 

 

I think I speak for the entire nation when I ask, when is the repeat of Chas and Dave's Xmas Knees Up on?

I've got it saved to my planner from last year, love it!

Me too, Clapton AND Chas and Dave? Heaven.

I think I speak for the entire nation when I ask, when is the repeat of Chas and Dave's Xmas Knees Up on?

I've got it saved to my planner from last year, love it!

1000 pages!

 

 

 

You're right, I'm from the straight scene. I'm sure you can find a polari translator for you though.

Oh thought you was using gay lingo, and without looking properly thought that was a picture of Kylie!

Maybe me and you should go for a pint sometime to shag a few birds and twat a few geezers

Oi oi oi Lee Satchell you bastard

Bada-bada-bing, for the lads night

Bada Boom

You're right, I'm from the straight scene. I'm sure you can find a polari translator for you though.

Oh thought you was using gay lingo, and without looking properly thought that was a picture of Kylie!

Maybe me and you should go for a pint sometime to shag a few birds and twat a few geezers

 

 

 

 

I think Direct Impact is very brave for coming out on here.

?????

For being so open about your penchant for manmeat.

So is that how all the gays come out? Complain about someone posting a pic of a zoomed in nob?

Either that, or they who they'd like to shag in Iron Man's gaff, him or his secretary/assistant. Are you in for a Stark reality, or are you a Pepper Plunger?

I'm not from the scene mate, so don't know your lingo

I didnt realise Direct Impact was gay. This changes everything. I apologise for my initial post, mate.

Don't worry I'm not

Well that's winning 'reference of the year' in nonexistent UKFF awards.

Another spiffing weekend of Bullseye repeat action. Some people from the Beacons won a fucking speedboat. Jim also recycled the same 'gays can't throw darts cos' they got limp wrists' routine from an earlier episode. Some Asians were insulted from what I recall, though that might have been Strike it Rich with Bellend Barrymore.

You can't beat a bit of bully!

 

 

I think Direct Impact is very brave for coming out on here.

?????

For being so open about your penchant for manmeat.

So is that how all the gays come out? Complain about someone posting a pic of a zoomed in nob?

I think Direct Impact is very brave for coming out on here.

?????

So no chance of Big Dave and Impact being two in a bed? If you two do decide to give a go though, then let Tony look after you otherwise you might lose your darts, tankards and even your BFH.

 

You've got until the board spins round to give your answer.

 

I'll knock the bullseye "jokes" on the head now.

Hahaha

I've had a lovely afternoon, I'm happy with what I've got, so I'll let someone else have a go.

How would you feel about Big Dave directly impacting your sphincter?

Not my thing mate, how would you?

Who is he? Comes across very much like someone who was banned recently. This thread should be good for a few pages.

I recognise his name, he's been here for ages