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Anybody looking forward to the new Biffy album? No, okay, cheers.

Foot fetishists for the win!

I'm supposing Joe's looking extremely satisfied because he munched a few buns out of Gertners Bakery. They do lovely scones as well.

Shit, sorry, I thought I had mentioned the source in there. It's the Observer newsletter.

An early script has been circulatiing for The Royal Rumble.

SPOILER - Highlight the black box to read

I would give anything to have Kaitlyn's bulbous thighs wrapped around my face. It would be like one of those pervy adverts you got at the back of PWI.

I spoiled Lesnar's return for myself, so that wasn't an option. I went for Lesnar elbowing the FUCK out of Cena. I was like a child when that happened. I was marking out "bro". Stunnng stuff, hopefully they'll be a moment that'll make me do that again this year.

I'm genuinely struggling to understand why there was even more than one microphone there. I'm a reasonably old man but even I don't remember wrestling ever being so big that genuine news teams would turn up to press conferences.

WCW put them there to make themselves look a big deal. It's a fake press conference!

New Jack is a liar. He is the epitome of saying things for reaction. All that bullshit about The Dudleys stealing his camouflage gear and what not. He's a bull-shitter. His voice does my head in as well. It made the AOW podcast barely listenable.

They said he wasn't answering Konnan's tweets and he wouldn't promote the show on his twitter and that giant woman wasn't to happy about all the "beastiality" references.

Wow,I'm actually surprised at that. I thought Colt was a cool guy, but he obviously takes things far too seriously. Konnan's funnier without even trying.

How do we know Colt was offended by what Konnan said? Has he been tweeting stuff?

Royal Rumble. That was a right chore to watch. Really dissapointing.

Awful, awful selection. Butch Brevik I guess, despite it being sentiment that anyone with a brain should jive to anyway. But yeah, dreadful stuff all round really.

You really are shit.

Is "claret" a Fin Martinsim? don't recall anybody else n wrestling saying it. Odd question, know!

The Hurricane's looking quite mad these days.

Does he have an attitude problem or something? That's the only reason I can think of as to why both WWE and TNA lost interest in him after initially making an effort to push him.

Court Bauer has said on the MLW podcast that he was a pain in the arse backstage, and rubbed people up the wrong way. Cm Punk doesn't seem to keen on him either.

You're not wrong about the tan. He looks lke Katie Price.

"Word is that besides special appearances on RAW and at live events, "Road Dogg" BG James and Billy Gunn as The New Age Outlaws will not be a regular team on WWE TV. James will continue to work as an agent while Gunn is likely headed to developmental to work with the new talents there." F4Wonline.com

 

That's not very good. I was thinking they may get another mini run.

 

That's what I was hoping for - but realistically - they would get themselves more over in a couple of weeks than any other team on the roster which I doubt they want.

I see what you mean in regards to them being vastly more over than most on the roster, but surely they could've helped get a heel tag team some heat? I'm thinking The Rhodes Scholar's arrogant know it all attitude would bounce off the NAO's piss takng rather well. Barring that, Rhodes and Sandow could just chuck them off the stage in a dumpster.

"Word is that besides special appearances on RAW and at live events, "Road Dogg" BG James and Billy Gunn as The New Age Outlaws will not be a regular team on WWE TV. James will continue to work as an agent while Gunn is likely headed to developmental to work with the new talents there." F4Wonline.com

That's not very good. I was thinking they may get another mini run.

I wasn't actually aware that The BigShow was Champion. Rather surprising that in 2013 he's carrying the secondary title.

Funny you mention that CTX. I've been working my way through the MLW podcasts with Konnan and Court Bauer. If you haven't listened to them I would recommend them, as I think Konnan is one of the funniest guys I've came across in quite a while. He mentoned on one of the shows that he thought Dusty Rhodes was rather racist towards Latinas, for some reason or another. Kevin Sullvan wasn't too fond of "ethnics" either by K-Doggs account, so this attitude doesn't surprise me.

What's the story behind the guns?

They look cool as fuck.

Watched Charlie Brookers 2012 Wipe. "Brooky" was in fine form as per usual. His floppy cunt, hair-do(n't) and marriage to Konnie hasn't affected his penchant for a great one liner. Ed Milliband attempting to say "Sausage rolls" like a normal human being is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Cloud Flare every where.

I've listened to Konnan's podcast for the first time, he'shilarious. Ripping the piss right out of Cabana. Very funny.