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How can The Undertaker look so hard and rather frightening (even in Bermuda shorts) while his inferno headed son looks like the definition of an orange-pubed dork?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-23...estlemania.html

"Sweetheart instead of wasting your time chasing your loser husband try losing some weight, dressing better and getting some other male attention before you take 75% of everything"

Lovely bit of sentiment by an American commenter.

Also, why did DAILY MAIL EDITOR use Jack Swagger and Del Rio's real name when describing a photo of both in action?

^^^

Society is fucked. My generation is just the shittest.

Has anyone ever done a top rope crucifix?

 

Yeah I'm sure they do that shit in lucha all the time. I remember seeing Super Dragon crucifix powerbomb El Generico off the second rope in France.

Yeah, I think the mexicans call it a Splash Mountain.

That's pretty creepy. What kind of mind would come up with the idea for that gif?

The fact that the BBC commissioned a Kevin Eldon Sketch show whilst knocking back BBC Scotland's Limmy's Show is nothing short of a travesty. BBC Scotland had another great Sketch show with Burnistoun as well, yet the network heads over-looked both. Bloody scandalous.

Cheers Raidator. Means a lot wee man.

Well obviously there needs to be a UKFF competition to decide your new name.

 

Chesty Le Roux obviously. It has a wrestling reference to it as well.

That's two for Chesty Le Roux. Obviously the "Chesty" part has the stench of "Chest Rockwell" about it, and nobody wants to be reminded of him, BUT IT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT UP WITH CHESTY. OKAY?

Or you could just call yourself Anne Droid. It's hip and technological.

John Leslie's Wheel Of Fortune

Dayna shite

Footage of Fandango being oiled up whilst appearing on a radio show. This man has a ton of charisma.

FandangOIL

Tam Pawn.

LISA FALKENERHOOF.

If she'd had a miscarriage, that could have proved an invaluable insight into life after death.

In all seriousness though, would that not be incredibly awkward if she did actually miscarry? Having a dead baby on your timeline and wondering if you should say "RIP" on their status. I wouldn't know what the social etiquette to that situation would be.

Just ask the female cast of Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Wrestling. They were getting Beefed.

He was their Booty Man call.

Well obviously there needs to be a UKFF competition to decide your new name.

Chesty Le Roux obviously. It has a wrestling reference to it as well.

Long shot, but could anyone find me this scene in full on any of the tube sites?

 

While I'm here.... Hilarious 5 minute Scottish outdoor amateur scene with amazing commentary from the

And how do we determine which crisis is more worthy of money? I think it's a classic tactic of pitting the two against each other whilst avoiding the real way of stopping the shortfall. It's like the Facebook thing of footballers and soldiers.

Good point, how would we determine which crisis is worthy? By making incredibly tough decisions. Rather sickening decisions, I suppose.

What would be a better way of stopping the shortfall? I'm not saying cutting foreign aid is going to make the economy flourish again, but it would put a few hundred million back in the coffers.

What has Aid ever done?

Scaling back is different Keith'o. I never said we should stop it altogether.

So, We still giving away millions to India & China BUT we got to tax bedrooms and stitch up the old folks, ask your self WHY ?,

China & India have expensive space programmes but cant afford to feed the poor there, families in this country are having to beg to food banks to eat, and yet we still cough up to other nations, we are controlled by the EU, THINK !

 

This is the latest one I've seen going around by the UKIPers. Slowly managing to faze them off my feed but someone always manage to surprise us with the chain post they've seen.

Is that not a fair point though? Should we not be scaling back on overseas aid in this economic trouble? Look after number one and all that? It's a weird one in this country. Anybody that mentions immigration being an issue is a racist, and if you don't really give a fuck, you're a leftie. MIDDLE GROUND.

I've got a friend who posts loads of pictures and videos of her toddler, but the kid's fucking hilarious, so I let her off. I get the odd ultrasound picture, but weed-on pregnancy tests is a step too far.

Had she run out of skins?

There's a video embedded on the link below of X-Pac ripping his anus whilst doing the Bronco Buster. It looks rather inocuous. The poor mite soldiers on though, and is then sent crashing through a table!

http://rajah.com/node/32887

Good point. Austin Aries may be related to Ringo Starr by the way. He was called "Austin Starr" after all. This is just a slice of the witty humour I'm capable of, lads.

Yesterday was 12 years since Vince McMahon opened up an episode of Raw with the announcement he'd bought WCW.

 

I wasn't an internet fan then, a kid at school told me about the buyout but he was a known bullshitter. I think I had it confirmed on teletext later though,

 

Still remember how surreal it was watching the Raw/Nitro shows with the interaction back and forth and wondering what the fuck would happen next. I didn't know about all the Time Warner contracts shite and I let my expectations go mad. I think I was fully expecting Hogan, Goldberg, Sting, Flair, Nash, Steiner etc to rock up at WresteMania X-7 or something, To say I was underwhelmed when all we got was Hugh Morrus and Shawn Stasiak sitting in the Skybox is an understatement.

 

It really was mental though, wasn't it? Especially seeing Shane on Nitro. It would be like if Ken Barlow showed up in the Queen Vic and turned out to be the one who was shagging Kat a few months back.

That's actually scary. Twelve years fly by. I remember pestering my mother,asking her if I could phone the Power slam hotline to see which wrestler's contracts had been picked up by WCW a few weeks later. She allowed me, and I had to sit through Fin Mart's fucking purposely slow voice going through the names that had been picked up. "Ssssssssugar Shhhhhhane Heeeeelms' has alssssssssssso been picked uppppppppp by Vince McMahonnnnn."

For me, Ric Flair is one of the most overrated wrestlers when it comes to match time. I just found him incredibly dull and phony most of the time. There are some great matches in there no doubt, but I could care less for the majority of his matches. His promo's however are another matter. He was the best ever for me, he made you want to watch his matches and care about the outcome, which made me forget about the fact that most of his matches are so similar, almost identical in some scenarios. I think that makes him one of the best ever, his ability to make people care. Hogan was the same.

Sorry. I felt it had to be brought up.

The ThaI ladies have perfect pins. Skinny long legs. BEAUTIUL. I hope to visit someday. That programme on sky made me want to visit.

 

You mean this show on Sky?

Nah, even though some of those lady boys do make me question my sexuality. I meant Big Trouble in Thailand.