King Mal the Glorious

He's failing to understand the "reply" feature on Reddit.

London heavy metallers Amulet have just released the first track off their upcoming album and have an, ahem, 5 star video to go with it: Burning Hammer.

Watch it be Tamina and Nia.

25 minutes ago, PSF said:

The majority of those look like some dodgy rip offs on Ingoldmells market back in the 90's. The Rock especially.

Who is actually wearing any of those. I can't imagine any scenario where someone is walking around in that Alexa Bliss jacket.

Not even just the Bliss one, they're all atrocious!

I read somewhere that's he's gone back home while his visa is sorted out. No idea how true that is.

They're incredibly annoying. Which is great seeing as it's a core part of their character.

While she did inherit a shitty situation, she has proved time and time again to be fucking useless. She could have stood down ages ago, no sympathy.

On 3/3/2019 at 10:38 PM, Supremo said:

Behind the Curve. Documentary about Flat Earthers.

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I don't do drugs, but the satisfaction from watching Flat Earthers accidentally proving themselves wrong? I bet that's what Heroin feels like.

Watched this last night, really enjoyed it despite the amount of exasperated gesturing at the TV I was doing.

I can't seem to find the thread/post it was mentioned as an idea, but WWE have indeed released a Becky Lynch mugshot t-shirt: here you go.

Hellripper are fucking class, James is a dead canny lad too.

I hate the habit of shortening the names. If it's because they think everyone is thick and will get confused by long/foreign names, surely they can just look at other sports to see it's not a problem?

If you're not going to do the whole swearing, sex and ultraviolence thing, what does a product aimed at 18-35 year olds consist of that can't be done with a PG rating?

Probably for the best. I know he was on the shelf for a long time, but it's been a very underwhelming run.

Did Dutt do a guest trainer bit at the Performance Centre in the past or have I imagined that?

I was really looking forward to seeing him in Defiant next month. There's going to be nobody left at this rate.

He's going over as he'll not survive getting chucked over the top.

5 hours ago, Mr Butternut Squash said:

I’ve never got the hype for Bálor to be honest, even in New Japan he was clearly the second wheel in his best matches which were overrated anyway. I’m the same with Neville and Ricochet. Super athletes with stunning looks and zero personality. It’s good that they’re considering pushing him again but there’s definitely a ceiling there.

Neville did develop personality eventually, the King of the Cruiserweights run was great.

He's apparently a really nice bloke. I assume it's just the hateable face.

There was one loose in the city centre a couple of months ago: It got out twice!

The 48 letters have been sent in.

You can't trust people though.

2 hours ago, Merzbow said:

One word, Batushka.

If you're after a gimmicky band but are too kvlt for Ghost (like myself) then they're good value. They put on one hell of a cool and eerie live show too. But yeah, nothing against Ghost they just aren't my cuppa tea, I do like a bit of Babymetal tho..

I've seen them a bunch too, good band. I presume you already know them but Cult of Fire are similar and better IMO.

I just don't get the hype. Their music doesn't interest me and after seeing them live 3 (4 maybe? Can't remember) times I don't think their show is anything amazing either. King Diamond does it better.

The best thing about their rise to fame is seeing all the people I know that used to bum them back when they first came out now hating on them because they got popular. Ah, elitism.

Manowar are doing two shows in Birmingham next April, £102 a ticket including booking fees. That's almost as much as I paid for two Maiden tickets!

"You can't understand what they're saying, it's just noise, why do you bother?"