Jimmy Rammstein

Fucking hell, Dill, thanks for reminding me about that. I absolutely despised EastEnders around that period and stopped watching it because all the main storylines were shit, especially that one. Sonia Fowler was the least convincing lesbian ever, even though if she got a haircut she'd resemble a butch dyke quite a lot.

EastEnders really was the drizzling shits at that point.

I try and keep up with Eastenders, but I'm far more intrigued by Rosie Webster's lesbian shenanigans in Corrie at the minute.

Me too Best storyline ever written!

Bollocks! If you want a well-written, proper-acted lesbo angle, go to YouTube or somewhere and search for Beth Jordache and Brookside.

The one in Corrie with the couple of spotty teenagers is poor, mainly because neither of them can act and I find them about as erotic as a fish supper.

I try and keep up with Eastenders, but I'm far more intrigued by Rosie Webster's lesbian shenanigans in Corrie at the minute.

Sophie, not Rosie.

Did Sid ever "officially" turn heel during late 1996/early 1997? He only ever seemed to have PPV matches with top-line faces like Bret, Michaels and 'Taker, yet he always got massive crowd pops and did the fan favourite-esque Sid trademark fist bumps.

I always assumed Sid's attack on Jose Lothario was his heel turn, but even after that, he still came across as a babyface, or a tweener at the very least.

'Jimmy Rammstein' on page 17 is a particularly nice one.

Are people forgetting that he is 26 (apparently) and she is 18? And that they've been super best friends for about a year. How many 20 somethings on here would entertain the thought of befriending a teenager unless you wanted to smash them? And thats where the problem lies, if he'd just come out and said yeah i'm trying to fuck her, I think it would be more accepted.

 

In all honesty, I wouldn't, mainly because any girl under 20 is younger than my little sister. It'd feel a bit...creepy.

 

Yet you'd smash your cousin.

 

I'd have both Carbomb's sister and cousin. At the same time.

 

Why, what's wrong with them?

Are people forgetting that he is 26 (apparently) and she is 18? And that they've been super best friends for about a year. How many 20 somethings on here would entertain the thought of befriending a teenager unless you wanted to smash them? And thats where the problem lies, if he'd just come out and said yeah i'm trying to fuck her, I think it would be more accepted.

 

In all honesty, I wouldn't, mainly because any girl under 20 is younger than my little sister. It'd feel a bit...creepy.

 

Yet you'd smash your cousin.

I'd have both Carbomb's sister and cousin. At the same time.

Christ, Midas is fat, ugly, ginger, balding, resembles a Downo, lives in Sheffield, has mental problems, and his best friend will tell him to fuck off and die if she ever hears about his behaviour here. The poor sod is a ticking timebomb, I'll bet.

 

Do you know this because he just texted you his Physical Address?

Christ, Midas is fat, ugly, ginger, balding, resembles a Downo, lives in Sheffield, has mental problems, and his best friend will tell him to fuck off and die if she ever hears about his behaviour here. The poor sod is a ticking timebomb, I'll bet.

Couldn't stick Annalise. When your first storyline is dropping 'em to that fossil Lou Carpenter, it kind of puts you off.

Nicola Charles was stunning, mind. Can't believe she's now 40. Apparantly she's soon to do some ads for Marks and Spencer.

The last ever episode of Brookie is on there! That's a Cracker, and I don't mean Corkhill's pooch. It's feature length, full of F-words, and quality violence. Oh yeah, and the Grange Hill theme tune.

 

I hated that when I saw it, mainly because Jimmy Corkhill's monologue about the decline of British telly was overlong and probably went right over the heads of the Big Brother viewers it was aimed at.

 

Interesting Corkhill fact: Dean Sullivan had a long gay affair with Fred Talbot the This Morning Weatherman.

 

That's true enough, but the lynching of (not pettily named at all) Jack Michaelson more than made up for it. Brilliant.

Jack Michaelson was a witty idea, but what about when Ron Dixon feuded with his doppleganger Dick Ronson circa 1997?

That had to be the most mental storyline ever seen in a British soap. I believe Ronson disappeared after it was revealed he wore a syrup.

The last ever episode of Brookie is on there! That's a Cracker, and I don't mean Corkhill's pooch. It's feature length, full of F-words, and quality violence. Oh yeah, and the Grange Hill theme tune.

Good God, my vocabulary range is getting as bad as a Radbourne review today.

If you like EastEnders funnies, have some

.Check out his Bottom Poop, that's even better.

What the fuck is that stuff?I don't know what the fuck's behind it, what the joke is, what the premise or the idea is, but it's inexplicably and disturbingly funny, and I really don't know why.

Someone on iOffer [/dillkid] is selling all episodes of Brookie from 1991, but last I checked, the seller didn't have any further years.The Coronation Street boxsets from the 60s, 70s and 80s are awesome, even though most episodes are cherry picked and there's no continuity.

Do they not put old Eastenders's on UK Gold anymore?

If you like EastEnders funnies, have some

Check out his Bottom Poop, that's even better.

Everybody shut up about fucking Power Rangers.

You started it, did you not?

Howard done got himself a hater. A comfort eating hater. I'll have to listen to the rest of Slick Rick's back catalogue for advice on how to deal with this situation before I come back.Cheers,Howard.

Actualy Howard done got himself several haters. Several all shapes, sizes and shades of mental stability haters. How's this for a bombshell too, I got fat because I was bored and fuck do I love food. I've also dropped two dress sizes in just over a month. So next time you want to have a little dig about someone who is sorting out their weight, I suggest you sort out your ideas of a gimmick.Cheers, Mrs Getting less Fatty McFatterson

So, by September you should be looking pretty hot then? It's just that i'll be on the Isle of Wight for Bestival in September, and if you've shed enough weight (and i've drank enough!), you might be quids in for a bit of Howard love.Cheers,Howard.

I don't think I've seen Home and Away since the days of "Tug" and Dieter Brummer.

Coronation Street in the 1970s is one of the funniest things ever made for TV. Check out some of the DVDs from that period, better than any sitcom.

Honourable mention: early 1990s Brookside and early-to-mid '90s EastEnders.

Everybody shut up about fucking Power Rangers.

Just noticed the filename also; does no favours for the "I don't want to fuck her" argument..... just saying.

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Subtle, Mr. Midas. Subtle.

As for the girl, it's fairly hard to rate her true attractiveness with the "Black and white Facebook profile pose" photo there, but to me she looks younger than 18. And Midas, you look older than 26. When the pair of you are out together, folks probably think it's a deadbeat dad's day for access to his little girl.

And as you're from Sheffield, that's not an uncommon scenario.

Serious question: is that a tin of paint behind Midas that says "Shit" on it?