Jimmy Rammstein

"Romford! A lovely area"

 

Kelly, ever the worker.

Lovely clip, thanks Mr. Lister.

Who was the blonde bird? She looks so familiar but I'll be buggered if I can remember where she's from.

Phil's actually making me remember what a fucking ace band The Who were.

I marked a little for Phil's "I'm on crack" woolly hat. He's never worn a hat ever, but to signpost his descent into drugs hell, he dons The Hat for his trip to the ATM. Brilliant.

Dillkid, why aren't you enjoying this amazing storyline?

Sorry to double post, but had to let you all know that a comment I made about the Redmond/Corkhill monologue on the final Brookside episode on the Brookie FB page was "liked" by one Kristian Ealey.

If the name doesn't ring any bells, he played Matt Musgrove, younger brother of the rapist guy. The character infamously crossed over to Hollyoaks with little success. He's probably done nothing since. I've sent a friend request; let's face it, Julian Radbourne is probably more famous than Ealey these days.

If done well, i'd give it a go.

I can't imagine many ex-Brookside characters would rejoin. But it wouldn't be proper Brookie without one or more of Ron Dixon, Jimmy Corkhill and Max Farnham.

Could be total bollocks, but there's a rumour doing the rounds on the Brookside Facebook page that Five are thinking of bringing Brookie back as part of the new owners' plans to revive some old shows. The page is even encouraging folk to e-mail Five in support of new Brookie.

Personally I'd rather see the old episodes repeated, but an intriguing development nonetheless.

Butch and/or Gar, in Wales, is Pobol broadcast with English subtitles? When I used to have Sky it was, for obvious reasons. Actually I always thought it odd that we'd receive a Welsh regional channel, S4C, in the middle of England.

Speaking of which, has Pobol ever been shown on a BBC channel or has it always been on S4C? I know it's a BBC show, so I assume Auntie part-owns S4C or something.

So apparently Dove isn't really actually soap. Go figure... I will continue to use it nonetheless.

I was watching The Stone Cold Truth the other day and was struck by what a sexy bint Austin's ex Jeannie is (or was in 2003, when the doc was filmed).

Couldn't find a recent photo of her, though. If anyone can't oblige, I'll get a screencap done soonish.

Emily Watson 43

 

 

Could be a particularly unflattering photo, but the high forehead and "I've just been vomiting" expression don't start my motor.

No, his name is Dyllan. Before you start bitching about how it's an awful thing to do for a name, go read through the pregnancy thread because the other haters beat you to it over 2 years ago. *YAWN*

 

Would you like some fish with that chip on your shoulder, love?

 

I'm not hating, it was a genuine query because I've honestly never seen "Dyllan" spelt like that.

Lol sorry I'm not in the best of moods today.

Yeah I had allways wanted that name if I ever had a boy, For some reason I spelt it that way and it stuck. TBH there's alot worse I could've done than sticking an extra 'L' in there.

I got annoyed myself earlier in the week as I received a congratulations card that spelt my new daughter's middle name "DENICE". I saw the friend who sent it soon after and she said "I thought it was Denise with an S but was texted the name spelt with a C [by a mutual friend] so I thought it was one of those new, trendy spellings."

Right, yeah. I'm not old-fashioned, except when it comes to my kids' names. Besides, I don't know of anyone who'd be gormless enough to spell Denise "DENICE", but I don't doubt some daft parents somewhere out there have.

No, his name is Dyllan. Before you start bitching about how it's an awful thing to do for a name, go read through the pregnancy thread because the other haters beat you to it over 2 years ago. *YAWN*

Would you like some fish with that chip on your shoulder, love?

I'm not hating, it was a genuine query because I've honestly never seen "Dyllan" spelt like that.

This is good for a laugh. There are a couple of videos on YouTube suggesting that BBC children's programme Waybuloo is part of a New World Order conspiracy on the part of the Beeb to brainwash children into new age practices.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrTvWF_AzLQ&feature=fvsr

 

Looks like the type of horseshit that Duane would believe.

I want to believe that purely because I hate Waybuloo so much. Awful program. Aside from the fact it's so annoying, the language (or lack of) is dreadful. It's not 'Yogo' It's YOGA, They're not 'Cheebies' they're CHILDREN. There's no way in hell I let Dyllan watch a show that thinks using language such as "Nok-tok no play with cheebies???" is acceptable.

Ugh.

Is that a typo or did you really give your lad that name?

Here is the real news:

Naga Munchetty. Her, Emily Maitlis and Susanna Reid make the BBC now stand for Big Boner Club.

On the subject of soaps, anyone hear any news on when Mike Bisping will appear in Hollyoaks?

October.

Denise's sister is back. Jubblers~!

Yes I would. I love black lasses.

Though a few weeks back I had a lovely wank to Denise Johnson, or "fart face" as she shall now be known! She had a rather revealing red nightie on in a bedroom scene with Lucas, and I gave the pause and slo-mo buttons on the remote a run-out.

EastEnders looks like it'll be pissing all over Corrie for the forseable future. Phil's about to smoke a crack, whilst up North, John Stape shits his panties for the 59th time this week and Audrey gets diddled by Nigel Havers.

 

Come on, Street, step up a gear.

It won't be long before Peter Barlow goes back on the drink, and Simon's Nan and Grandad take him away again. Enders and Corrie always seem to copy eachother somehow. Notice both shows currently have a person in a wheelchair, one has a storyline about gay people, the other has one about lesbians (Emmerdale joined in with this trend last time I watched properly in late May).

The handicap in EastEnders left a few weeks ago. Good riddance, he was a terrible actor. Jack Branning's still in a chair though, isn't he?

EastEnders looks like it'll be pissing all over Corrie for the forseable future. Phil's about to smoke a crack, whilst up North, John Stape shits his panties for the 59th time this week and Audrey gets diddled by Nigel Havers.

Come on, Street, step up a gear.

I'm watching Eastenders at the moment, and is it me or has the cafe got bigger?

The living quarters of the Rovers on Corrie seemed to expand about a year or so ago, aswell.

Was just having a gander at William Regals twitter and he says something about Dave Taylor being one of the best journeyman wrestlers ever. So my question is this: What exactly is a journeyman wrestler?

My understanding is a journey man is a wrestler (or, indeed, any kind of sportsman) who has plied his trade all over the world in various countries and on numerous continents.

Slightly odd question here: can anyone tell me if FightDVD (Clear Vision) have lost their licence to produce/distribute UFC DVDs? I only ask because they're still yet to put 116: Lesnar Vs. Carwin up on their site for pre-order, in comparison to the Silver Vision site, which normally has WWE PPVs up for order a good 5 or 6 days before the event takes place.

My assumption is that FightDVD ARE still the UFC DVD people for Europe, but the speediness of UFC PPVs being able to be ordered compared with WWE is pretty dismal. But if anyone can shed any further light on the matter, it would satisfy a little curiosity.

Fingerpoke of Doom-hah! It was akin to Nash and Hogan on Nitro actually!

EastEnders is pissing all over Corrie at the moment. However, I think there's some good stuff due on CS in the coming months, whereas the new Easties showrunner is resorting to bringing back the abysmal Daniella Westbrook and recasting Lucy Beale. WHY??!! The actress who plays Lucy now is perfectly fine.

Don't be surprised if EE enters a rough patch later this year. Some of the casting decisions being made right now are crazy. Though it was obvious Ben Mitchell needed recasting sooner or later.

I'm a Corrie die-hard, but the storyline involving John, Charlotte and the now deceased Colin Fishwick is unforgivably shit. Fishwick looked like he dropped dead of a heart attack, rather than a blow from Stape or the weird-looking woman (which is what I assumed would be the cause of death before the episodes aired), so why John had to start panicking and wanting to hide the body is just utterly ridiculous.

If he'd phoned for an ambulance and the police like a normal person, the authorities would soon see that Fishwick died of natural causes and it wasn't murder. The only thing John and Charlotte would have to explain that might've been awkward were Colin's bruises. Instead, as an obviously contrived effort to keep this angle going for another couple of months or more, Stape acts like the stereotypical Soap Accidental Murderer, pressuring Charlotte into helping him get rid of the dead Fishwick. Utterly stupid.

What's more, the trailers that ITV had been showing all week made these episodes look like they'd be quite serious, Corrie's attempts to do this kind of thing as well as EastEnders and (occasionally) Emmerdale. Instead, it was pure farce from start to finish, with the dustbin and Norris "that bald bloke" Cole and Charlotte losing her car keys. Felt almost like false advertising to me. Come on Street, if you're going to try and emulate your biggest rival, then at least do it right. Actually have someone commit a murder in order for them to want to hide the body, and save the comedy for a lighter episode.

Is the UFC Live: Jones vs. Matyushenko event going to be shown over here on ESPN?

ESPN's Facebook page said it was, but last I checked, the EPG schedule didn't have it up yet.

Doesn't look promising, but at least UFC 117 is the following Saturday. I'm fucking psyched about that.

Corrie for me, it's got bang tidy Helen Flanagan don't tell the wife that's my reason for watching though