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Not awesome. Not awesome at all, but I've seen it, so now you have to see it as well:

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Why do you never show your face in pregger pictures? Is this all part of some elaborate scam? Will you be asking for contributions to your "baby" fund in a few months time only for us to find out we've funded your escape from Monkey Island?

Its a habit ive picked up from waddling around the house with tied back greasy hair, yesterdays makeup smeared across my face, glasses on and generally looking like death warmed up. Its a shame though as i would like some 'normal' every day goings on pregnancy pictures, but i have no one to take them

Why don't you try having a wash?Heres a tip some girls like to use. They take their makeup off the night before.I bet you stink.

The amount I've explained that quote is unreal. Add to that the fact that it must be 2 years (at least) old. It's getting very boring. I do hope you were joking when you said one of you has that saved on your PC, because that is very sad. You seem to think that, that quote is the end all and be all of our arguments. Try to use something else other than a quote that was tongue in cheek based on a sentence made by Jack Davenport in Coupling. But you think it supports your argument so always go for it.You jumped on me recently for perving on MAT, but it was clear to most that I was joking. I even wrote it in slang talk to show this, yet you chose to see straight past that and go straight into your argument. Don't you think that when I post them things I know that it's just a matter of time before Mr. Seven posts a reply to me?I think all has been said here now, and should leave MAT with her diary thread. Wouldn't want this closed would we?. Not only that but since this argument broke out, we haven't heard heard a thing about little Jr.

I know this thread means a lot to MAT so hopefully this won't go too far and get the thread locked.

You two cretins make sexual asides to women on a fucking messageboard. It's creepy and disturbing, and if you can't see that, then I can't be bothered trying to explain it any further.

I don't see what's that creepy about it so maybe you shouldn't explaining it.

The term "yummy mummy" is part of this rotten post-modern wave of superficiality celebration and promotion of vapid stupidity. That term is just the latest of many vomit-inducing tags and labels associated with utter, utter shit. I don't expect you to get what I am saying here, because yeah, I'm being a little vague, but mostly because you're an idiot.

You only reason you dislike it is because you hate anything that is used by the mass majority of people. As you are a person that likes to sway the other way to whichever everyone else is. I don't have a problem with that as it makes you an individual if nothing else. Your sig says it all really. Start to dis-like something just because other people have decided they like it too, is a stupid way of thinking though.

Finally, and first and foremost why I loathe sewer rats like you, it's simple. You cunts don't listen. To throw out a statement like "your "I hate the world, lets slash our wrists" mentality" at me is fucking insulting.

Then maybe you know what it's like to be insulted after all the negative jibe and vile you spew at others on here, if they like something you don't. Difference of opinion seems to be something you don't like. You contradict yourself in a way, as you go mad at people that see things a different way to you, yet go the opposite way to other people with things such as music, which is your M.O.

I'm not insulted, as once again, you're toilet water, and thus pretty much incapable of getting under my skin. However, I find it truly disheartening that you seem to continually resort to such ostentatious, ludicrous, desperate, chidlish and completely unfounded, would sound retarded on a fucking school playground attempts at insulting me. Recently you informed me I wear make up, which is news to me. I think you once accused me of self-harm too

Make your mind up, you're either insulted or your not.Throwing around things such as saying you self harm and wear make up is a lot like saying things like I'm a lad and therefore I read "Nutz" magazine. I'm not a "lad" and the whole story around it is getting really old. I live with my longterm girlfriend. I rarely go out to pubs these days. I do however have my own Building firm and tend to socialize with a lot of testosterone, so the conversations from time to time do go onto ladies boobies, followed by politics and the way Britain is sinking lower and lower into depression. Thats generally my life these days but I like it.The reason I made this assumption of you is a way to pull your strings (which it has done) You by your own admission are an "emo" I believe so I threw the make up and self harm thing out there based on that and the fact that you seem so negative about most things unless it's some elitist music you like.

Is it because neanderthal vermin like you irritate me? Don't get me wrong, you also make me feel good about myself. I look at guys like you, who are clearly neglected in the intelligence, passion and class departments and it makes me appreciate how lucky I am that I'm actually an evolved being who has something to offer the world. When it comes to people like you, it appears ignorance is bliss.

If I was to base my opinion of you from what you act like on here then I would say your claims were bullshit as you act like a total bitter, angry twat that has nothing good to say unless its to praise a new song that no one has heard of. But you say this isn't the way you are in real life, well guess what? I'm not actually just like I am on here either, so it works both ways.

I can't find a quote of those exact words. But you do like to have a go at anyone such as Tequila Boy or me who make a sexual comment towards a female, be it a UKFF member or someone in the celebrity world. Like I said before in your Lets be negative thread, it says you hate the term yummy mummy. You called it disgusting. Why?Are you a monk or something? Don't you flirt with girls you find attractive? Personally I find your "I hate the world, lets slash our wrists" mentality a lot more disgusting.I just find your constant bashing of people that say something sexual a little odd, and it's something I've wanted to ask you for a while.

Which one? You asked four different questions you stupid cunt.

The main one. Or maybe all four if you are feeling that way inclined. And please make it quick, I've just started a poll in Nutz magazine to determine whether I rate tits higher than arses.

Haha in all honesty I like your honest approach.

Honestly?

Serious question. What is it about guys flirting with girls you find so disgusting? You even say that the term "Yummy Mummy" is disgusting. What is so bad about it to be labeled that?Are Mummys not allowed to be attractive? Or is it the flirting complement that makes your skin crawl?Please explain.

Shock horror, TPB missed it. Must have had one eye on the new issue of Nuts or something.

I got it you prick. Answer the question.

Haha in all honesty I like your honest approach.

Honestly?

Serious question. What is it about guys flirting with girls you find so disgusting? You even say that the term "Yummy Mummy" is disgusting. What is so bad about it to be labeled that?Are Mummys not allowed to be attractive? Or is it the flirting complement that makes your skin crawl?Please explain.

How can you be due in January 13th? The date you started this thread and announced your pregnancy, dates just don't match up.

Actually i was just ranting about him over on livejournal. I feel like im being torn apart.I hate him so much, but deep down i just want him to go back to how he used to be and we'll be one big happy family.OR, I keep letting him hurt me even though were apart and im scared of never meeting someone else because no one wants a pregnant woman.yep that sounds more like it.And he says im messing HIM around!? hes the one thats been telling people were still together. just as i think were getting on fine as friends he pulls this kind of shit, and then he says that im leading him on and then messing him around.Whats really happening is that im happy at the time because i think the friendship is going well (apparently thats being back in love with him) and then i go mental because he does something really really REALLY unthoughtful. ARGH! WANKITY WANK!

I'd imagine that back on the lesbian market you would be in hot demand with a baby. Lesbian couples always want to adopt or want a guy to play a part for them, but you're good to go. Have you considered being a lesbian again?

Can I see some more pictures of your arse please?

I've got it...... Bare foot and pregnant !!!!!!I WIN !!!!!!

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What he said. ?????????????????????????

I remember when you posted those slutty pics of yourself ages ago she thought you were pretty, so fingers crossed that will be enough to make her a lesbian.

I don't remember that.Maybe if you could link us to the post where you called everyone gay for not thinking they were "hawt" would be useful.

I rarely do that sort of thing as I'm not too good at using the search function. Maybe you have it saved in your bookmarks?

He has money?!

Yes, it's given to him through tax payers, due to his low income. Try to keep up.

Sometimes I wish there was a thread that was just the MAT timeline. Its too annoying having to trawl the shitloads of other threads to find it all so i could try to figure out past vs present.I thought TNA made no sense.

Basically, on a short time line.Lesbian - bi - straight - pregnant.

or maybe i was Bi all along? ever considered that?

Nah, there would of been a thread to tell us so.

are you in here just to troll?if you dont like me, stop following me!

Are you looking for somewhere to live still? Cos if you are then I'm sure I could convince my girlfriend to allow you to move in with us, we are looking to spice up our sex lives so if you are into 3 in the bed then rent would be free. I remember when you posted those slutty pics of yourself ages ago she thought you were pretty, so fingers crossed that will be enough to make her a lesbian.

He has money?!

Yes, it's given to him through tax payers, due to his low income. Try to keep up.

I've decided as soon as im feeling better im gonna scrounge some cash from someone and go to southampton mother care

Tax payers maybe?

In two weeks time according to old wives tales, its going to be safe for me to start preparing for baby, ie; buying things. I've been doing my research on travel systems (the pram/pushchair/car seat combos) and have an idea of what i want, but i want to actually see them, touch them, fiddle around with them if you get what i mean.Theres no such place to do that down here really, i've got to venture on to the mainland to get big stuff like this.Does anyone know of a massive baby store? i want one with the biggest range of buggies etc so i dont have to go travelling around too much.TA!

Are you fully aware of what you are entitled to? I know that if applied for at the correct times, all mothers are entitled to

Rant time!ok so, mid January i was offered the job of my dreams, and of course i took it. It was only a 3 months contract but my boss, the ward Sister, said that it was highly likley they would keep me on, providing i dont go off sick etc. I started on the 28th of Jan, i found out i was pregnant on the 25th. I decided that i wasnt going to tell them until the 3rd month, so that i would have a chance to prove how hard i work and how good i am at my job so that even though i was pregnant they would keep me on.Everything was going fine until my hyperemesis started i've been off work since monday.I'm having to go back and forth to hospital and how i havent been spotted by a colleague remains a mystery.I still cant bring myself to tell work. There are people that know, but none of the higher ups. I'm so screwed. I know i've lost my job. On thursday i asked the doctors whilst i was in hospital when i would be able to go back to work. I know she didnt mean to be nasty, but it kinda hurt at the time. She laughed out loud and told me to not even think about work for some time. And i could tell that meant a 'long' time I know that half of the way im feeling is down to hormones, but that doesnt stop me from crying non stop about this.I just want to stop throwing up and be able to drink and eat something i want to go back to work and make other people feel better What the hell am i gonna do??

Sue them for unlawful dismissal?Last time I checked that wasn't a reason to fire someone.I also remember being told that they can't fire you/not give you the job for being preggers. (I remember cos I disagreed and said it weas bollox and that an unpreggers lady would be a better emplyee than a preggers lady, being that they would ge more work done. Apparently not)) But yeh, they can't fire you for that.

She only has a 3 month contract, it'll simply not get renewed.

Yes, but they have mentioned that they will not renew it if she gets sick, however, getting pregnant dosn't count as being sick. Presumably if she asks why they did not renew the contract and they bring back the 'she got sick part' she would have a case. (I know what I'm trying to say, but tis hard to put it across)

You're a fucking idiot. Don't become a solicitor will you.It's called a probationary period, its like a get out clause if in case the person turns out to be a liability. It's actually harder than people think to get fired, especially in a company like the NHS, ie nurse. As Chris said, she is on trial and needs to prove she is worth keeping on.

Ya know I am at a lost for words. I was trying to point out the problem I see in this relationship, but it turns out you didn't need any convincing at all. I've gone in to feeling sorry for you now.I hope everything works out for the best.

So you got pregnant in December? I assume this as you posted in January and said you were a good 5 - 6 weeks in to your pregnancy at that point. Now assuming when you say you've been together for 11 months you mean at this present point in time, we can take off at least 2 months.

So you started planning to have a baby with a guy after 9 months (possibly 8) of knowing each other? And to boot he is unemployed. Cool.

Honestly, I'm just asking because it seems a bit early into the relationship to have a planned child.Also, Jesus, a guy doesn't reply immediately and is a coward?And 'Sort of'. Does that just mean 'No but we'd discussed having a maybe one day perhaps in the future'?

Are you loosing sleep over this??Its really none of your business at the and of the day love. i dont think 8 months is a short period of time at all

What the hell am i gonna do??

I'd recommend this go back to the sperm insertion date and re think if you actually want to give up work to be a full time mum.

Hey I know this really isn't the thread for it, but that girl I mentioned in my post just told me what shes been upto for the past eight years (copied word for word):

lol welllll i got kicked out in year 10 started working in a shop as security lol i sound hard now haHa erm after that got sacked for beating some mouthy little shit up then went on to working in a chip shop got sacked for throwing chip fat at a pikey cos he threatened to stab me lol then went on to working on a ice cream van till i was 18 found out i was preg was a lazy bitch and didnt do fukall.

I hear wedding bells.Me and my girlfriend would love to have a baby but neither one of us earn enough to support all 3 after one gives up work to look after the child. I could just live on benefits to get through but I want a little more from life than that. I have a mortgage and I just couldn't stand to lose my house if I couldn't keep up payments and end up being re housed somewhere. So I'm going to wait a couple of years, and by that time I'll hopefully be on enough money to support everyone.

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