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Could some kind soul post a link to the cool t-shirts thread? I can't seem to find it anywhere and need to freshen up my wardrobe.

Those Boss Man pictures are great, thanks guys, just what I was looking for!

Hi guys, I'd be very grateful if someone could post a picture of Boss Man when he debuted in WCW wearing the outfit that was kinda like his WWF Big Boss Man get up but not quite. Can't seem to find one online.

Just saw an extended clip of the Davey / London stomp and have to chime in with how gobsmackingly awful not only the move itself was but how Richards delt with the aftermath. Yes we all know it's a work but the whole point is that you make it look as realistic as possible from bell to bell (League of Gentlemen voice) THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!!!

Regardless of whether or not it was intentional Richards KO'ed London with a move that looked devastating enough to end the Undertakers Mania streak and instead of just realizing his botch and making an impromptu cover he stands there like a complete lemon with no idea what to do as if he's saying "Derp I messed up, i didn't really mean to hurt him, give me a minute so I can wake him up and we can keep play fighting" F&*King PIN HIM! Jesus wept.

It's not like this was an Owen Hart / Austin situation where there was a title on the line and a major story line in motion. There was no reason to continue the match besides "Well we still had more shit to get in" I know Richards isn't the only culprit of this mentality but while we're all on his case it feels good to chime in with some added venom because it's certainly justified.

Hi there gang, just giving a friendly heads up to those of you that follow the show. I've finally posted a new Arm Bar Critic video covering Demolition vs Tenryu and Kitao along with an in depth look at the time Kitao attempted to shoot on Earthquake in Japan. Even if you haven't been following the Wrestlemania 7 review the Quake / Kitao shoot makes for a some very interesting viewing.

I've posted links to the previous episodes below as well.

Enjoy!

Part 8 - NEW EPISODE

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Part 7

Hey I appreciate the honesty. I'll put that down as a swing and a miss.

Hey gang, I thought some of this might appeal to you (I sincerely hope it does otherwise I'm really barking up the wrong tree) as a companion to my current youtube show I'm going to start filming a weekly (Hopefully humorous) news recap that will report to latest goings on in a slightly satirical 'Have I got news for you?' fashion.

I thought since this is the news thread I might post the script to the first show on here. It's all minor news items and since it's the contents of my under-productive mind it certainly doesn't warrant a thread!

The idea is to legitimately report the news but put an amusing spin on each story. I've also included a running gag where I report that Daniel Bryan has done something truly awful only to then clarify that it's something completely innocent before then swerving to report in the next story that the original implication was in fact true.

These are the stories i'll be leading with, hope they crack a smile!

The 2013 Royal Rumble is in the history books and in the biggest story of the night The Rock defeated CM Punk to become the new WWE Champion. In a related story the share price of Anusol Hemmeroid cream has sky rocketed in the wake of all the butt hurt Punk fan boys.

On the subject of the Royal Rumble John Cena out lasted 29 other superstars to become this years winner. It would appear as though he is now set to face the Rock in the Main event of Wrestlemania 29. In other shocking and unexpected news day follows night, there are 12 months in the year and Christmas will fall on December 25. All those facts are less predictable and more exciting than this years road to Wrestlemania.

In a genuine surprise from the Rumble Chris Jericho returned to a huge ovation and put in a sterling effort in the match itself. Afterward Jericho was quoted as saying

Hey guys, due to youtube cracking down on copyright issues the Arm Bar Critic has a new home on Blip. Don't be strangers y'all!

Episode 7.

http://blip.tv/thearmbarcritic/the-arm-bar...-part-7-6507762

Two episodes of The Arm Bar Critic in just over a week? Why Monsieur with these critiques you are really spoiling us! See it quick before the WWE corporate net tightens and these bastions of freedom of speech are crushed beneath the jackboot of Titan Towers! Also your chance to see me dressed up as the Ultimate Warrior reciting Shakespear, what's not to like?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRxf9mJNs8

Hi guys

Having consumed a Herculean amount of turkey and mince pies I can no longer move under my own power and have therefore had the perfect opportunity to finally record the next instalment of The Arm Bar Critic. In this sixth episode we look at The Ultimate Warrior vs Macho King Randy Savage as they take a page out of the Scottish Art of War and attempt to blind one and another with their outfits. Watch it now before WWE demands youtube take it down!

I seems that way. Women are just as vain as men are but they never admit it.

Now I never seem to understand womens little quirks

Just one thing I know for sure is chicks dig jerks - Marblehead Johnson

This might be at the same time both the best and stupidest Arm Bar Critic video produced thus far. (The bar is pretty high in both regards)

Taking a break from the Wrestlemania 7 review I present a stand alone sketch featuring everyones favourite mono-toned viper Randy Orton which harkens back to some of the miss chief the young Legend Killer would get himself into early in his career with a little piece I call "The RK-Odd Father"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIuwfT6fYfA

Hi Guys

 

Taking longer to get released than Armando Estrada it's part 5 of the Arm Bar Critics Wrestlemania 7 review where we find out how long Ric Flair's been crazy, how far Sensational Sherri is willing to go to secure a title match and what I used to do in front of my bathroom mirror as a teenager.

 

 

 

Great vid!

 

Enjoyed em all so far.

Can't believe how much efforts gone into just 1 Mania ha

Thanks Boyfriend! (That sounded weird) I really appreciate any feedback, I was starting to wonder if anyone from UKFF had seen the vids. This is the only message board I post on so was interested to get some feedback.

I joined a coule of other boards just to post the links and they were NOT happy about me joining just to promote my project which I can kinda see.

Anyway I'm really glad you like what I'm putting together. I'll be the first to agree that doing a review of a single show this epic was not the original intention and definitely exemplifies my boarder line obessive compulsive nature but I kept thinking of things to include and couldn't possibly bare to leave them out. (Though granted the Bret Hart skit in episode 3 probably didn't need to go on for 2 minutes!)

Once I finally conclude Wrestlemania 7 i'll try to limit myself to one PPV per show. I'm also looking to expand the format with a show based purely on wrestling skits and sketches as well as adding a dramatic narrative to the reviews themselves.

Keep watching and if you like it please share links and post in facebook and anywhere else that might be relevant, I need to get the number of views up in order to justify the insane amount of time I'm spending on these!

Hi Guys

Taking longer to get released than Armando Estrada it's part 5 of the Arm Bar Critics Wrestlemania 7 review where we find out how long Ric Flair's been crazy, how far Sensational Sherri is willing to go to secure a title match and what I used to do in front of my bathroom mirror as a teenager.

Just had a good old chuckle re-reading theUKFF Shitarse 50 in the Gold section.

What do we reckon the likelihood is of some good natured fellow picking up the mantal and doing a new one for 2012?

Enough years have passed that we probably have a whole new crop of 'talent' to be listed off, or was the general concensuss that while the project was amusing it may have in hindsight been a little too mean spirited.

I know this is more a case of opinion than fact but what WCW PPVs are generally considered to be amongst the best?

BOOM! Hitting you in the face like a blast from an atomiser it's The Men in Tights Review of Wrestlemania 7 Part 4!

What single match could warrant an entire episode? Well of course it has to be Wrestlemanias first ever blind fold match.

In this review i pick apart in ins and outs and individual elements that make up one of the most unique Wrestlemania matches of all time.

I also take a look at how much time Rick Martel would be facing for assault and battery, who's promos are bug nuts insane and what the WWF has in common with Wacky races.

It's here, Part 3 of The Men in Tights Wrestlemania 7 review where in I ponder which carbonated beverage was the preferred choice of the roster, what mode of transportation was most practical for navigating a locker room of the 80's and why Bret Hart is the greatest thing since an egg white omlette.

Thanks Ian, I had my suspicions it was Vinny Ru but wanted to double check!

Randomest of questions, who was booking TNA when they did the midget wanking in a trash can skit? It's of vital importance that I know this!

Men in Tights review of Wrestlemania 7 part 2

Hey guys, check out the first episode of The Men in Tights Review. This is something of a passion project and I've gotta say I'm kinda pleased with how it's come together. I hope you guys enjoy it and feel free to share, pimp and distribute it however you wish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yud-X10pFB4

Could someone enlighten me as to what the context of that Christopher Daniels gif is? I know it's a take off from a Tom Criuse movie but what's the story behind him doing? It may possibly be one of the greatest things ever committed to film.

Abso-freakin-lutely perfect!, Thanks very much!

Hi guys hope you can help me, i'm working on a bit of a multi media project and I need a picture of Billy Gunn / Kip James wearing the ridiculous outfit he wore in TNA with the flared leg warmers and the head band that looked like one of Torrie Wilsons hand me downs. Any one who posts a good one on here will have my sincere gratitude!