IrishDave

Hardcore Holly and Billy Gunn

Rob Van Dam and Rey MysterioThe Briscoe BrothersThe Second City Saints

Carlito Caribbean CoolEl Torro Sanchez

Eddie Guerrero v.s Brock Lesnar - No Way OutTriple H vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Benoit - BacklashRandy Orton vs. Cactus Jack - Backlash

Nidia vs. Jamie Noble (in a blindfold) - No Way Out (?)Hardcore Holly vs. Brock Lesnar - Royal Rumble

Eugene.Edge's heel turn.

Diva SearchMillion Dollar Tough EnoughMordecaiEvolution turning on Orton - what a wasted oppertunity.

Guerrero and Benoit celebrating at WrestleMania XX.

JBLChristianEdge

ChynaBrock Lesnar

NFL spoof segmentEugene and Triple H on the bouncy castleHeidenrich/Snitsky backstage at Survivor Series.Hi-larious!

EugeneEddie Guerrero

Event Security vs. Dunkan Disorderly, El Torro Sanchez and Tron - UCW Unfinished Business

Stevy Shaker "Babymaker" (of Ulster Championship Wrestling)

Has a UKFFer ever actually lost a fight? I can't believe what big hard men populate these forums.

Ooooh yes. Me winning fights is very rare. For every ten fights I'm in, I've lost 7, put it that way. Just sometimes they get you on a bad day, and then they're the ones who are in the proverbial shite, and possibley the very real pool of their own blood.

Zombie crisis ey..... well, I would round up the survivors, find some planes, and fly away. If that didn'twork, find some plane's and some nukes, and nuke the bastards.

Lets all forget about it now....and keep the Peace (no pun intended).

Yes there was, don't lie Tim!I know throw the topic open once again to stories of real fights that posters have been in.

The clampit was hardly hurt, and started choking me from behind, so i dropped and effectively gave him a jaw-breaker.

Beating up the Beverley Hillbillies```

You'd think that from his grasp of the English language, trust me. Stupid twat. I'm just glad I'm not at school today- we're in the same Games group, and we've just started football . I fear for my life.

I had a woman-hitting-you problem a couple of weeks ago. I just picked her up in a fireman's lift and span her round for a bit, then put her down gently. She stopped, and apologised. It was apparently a bad week.I've been in another fight. Big guy at my school started pushing me into the wall over and over. Then he decided to run at me Ho-train style. I moved. The clampit was hardly hurt, and started choking me from behind, so i dropped and effectively gave him a jaw-breaker. When i got up he started puching me, so I started kicking his knees. When he dropped I gave him a straight kick to the face. That was that. I still keep my distance. We reckon he eats small children for breakfast.

WRESTLEMANIA BABY!!!!Dammit, I'm not getting the show for a couple of days, it's being taped for me. So I'm announcing now- you won't see me until about Wednesday after about 10.30 tonight, because I'm doing a Sym and avoiding spoilers.I really can't wait for the Cruiserweight open though, hurraa!

If anyone finds a picture of me which actually IS me, I'll give them

If anyone finds a picture of me which actually IS me, I'll give them

I'm going with the Forum vs Hulkamania Fan.... I read it, but didn't join in time.I'm trying to fire up a feud with that monkeyfrazic on another forum, but the damn mods keep trying to stop me.

Since joining, I have laughed along with Sym's posts more than anything- it's gotta be him.

I vote momi ateshP.S. Will the mastermind behind this foolish incarnation of hilarity please make himslef/herself known to us?