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Don't worry, some people think it's bad to hit women.I, on the other hand, am a large beleiver in equal rights. Annoying women should be punched just as hard as annoying men.

When I punched them it turned out it was a lass that I hit and not one of the other guys. I don't really mind hitting her (although I'm sure some of you guys will object ) because she started it, and basically if she didn't slap me I wouldn't have had to hit her, although I wish I didn't hit her as hard as I did, that's the only regret I had.

Oh you hero.

I've only had about 5 or 6 proper fight's most of them weren't my fault. I've got a bit of time so i'll tell you the storiesFight 1This was back in yr 5, playing tiggs (as you do) and I was running away from this kid trying not to get caught, then when he was just behind me I dropped to the floor so that he would fall over me. He got up and started threatening me, and said he was gonna knock me out after dinner. I asked him if he was sure he wanted to go through with it (as I do with all my fights just so that they can't complain) and he said yes. So after dinner I waited for him on a little grass bank, where everyone fights. He through a couple of punches fortunaltly he was a bit of a slow thrower so I managed to duck and I wrestled him to the ground and got him in the camel clutch. then the teacher came out , all though that probably was a good thing because if she didn't then I might have snapped his neck or something. Fight 2 I was walking to school one day and I saw this fight happening, me being nosey, I went to inspect further. Then I saw about 4 kids all jumping onto this one lad, which I thought was a bit unfair. (They were about 12 and I was 15 by the way) Anyway, I broke up the fight then all of a sudden the little shits started circling me . Then one of them tried to attack me hoping that his mates would join in I assume, so I was having to throw themm all to the floor to keep them away whilst I was focusing on beating up one of them, so that there would be less to deal with. it basically ended with me having a couple of bruises on my arm, one of the kids running away and the other 3 on the floor. I continued to school still thoughFight 3I know i've told this story before on here in one of mr sparkles topics but i'll tell it again.Walking back from my mates house at night. a couple of kids (I was 16 nowand these kids were about 12/13) asked me if they could have 20p. I said I didn't have it andthey asked me to empty my pockets or they'll beat me up. I refused to empty my pocketsand so one of them kicked me in the shin. There was no one around so I thought, it's either me or them. I preferd the 2nd option so I decided to beat them up instead. Hopefully they won't be tring it again with anyone elseFight 4Happened about 4 months ago.I was in maths, and I was getting bullied by a few lads, well they were teasing me and making fun of me the usual shit, anyway I had my back turned and someone decided to slap the back of my head, I thought it would be one of the people that were trying to start on me so I decided to punch them as I turned around. When I punched them it turned out it was a lass that I hit and not one of the other guys. I don't really mind hitting her (although I'm sure some of you guys will object ) because she started it, and basically if she didn't slap me I wouldn't have had to hit her, although I wish I didn't hit her as hard as I did, that's the only regret I had. Besides, it stopped the other guys from teasing me so :/Fight 5Yesterdaythis lad whose a couple of years younger than me has been trying to start on me for a while, he hasn't swung at me (untill yesterday) but he's always trying to slag me off. and insult me. anyway, yesterday after I was coming back from a place I was trying to find where I've got an interview tomorrow, and I saw him with a couple of his mates, well he saw me first and slagged me off again, so I just went up to him and punched him, got back onto my bike and rode off, his mates didn't bother doing anything apart from staring at him so I hope i've got away with that one.and remember if you do get into fights make sure you can win. To quote the 3 ninjas' sensai "A good ninja doesn't enter a fight, unless he's sure he can win"

I'd probably just draw the zombies towards you and then run off as they eat your yellow-bellied ass.During a zombie crisis I'd be a mega-heel.

Jesus christ, LaGoosh. You ARE prepared aren't you? I betcha can't wait for those zombies to start trying to eat us, just so you can have your own little adventure.

LOLSeriously when I was reading it I desperatly wanted a zombie crisis to happen so that I could kill shit-loads of zombies and be a survivor. And the thing is when reading the book you forget that zombies aren't even real.But one day there will be, and when all you lot are getting munched by zombies I'll be kicking some ass.

Here's what I would probably do: 1) Pretend I am one of them 2) Run into a shopping center (yes Frank I aslo have wanted a shopping centre on my own)or 3) Do a series of F-5's and Stunners on them all

Did the tag teams cost more than the singles?

Right get ready for TAKER

That was fantastic

Waiting for Taker to return

Guerrero's hulking up lol

I am not at all happy with that croud during the lesnar goldberg match, they completely ruined it. They would have got stuck in straight away and the match would have lasted alot longer. Stupid Crowd

Listen to the chants

Another SpoilerPete Rose will be at the mania ppvIn addition WWE are planning on revealing a new logo to represent their company, no word on what it looks like though

surely seen as benoit won the royal rumble he gets the main event at wrestlemania

Warning SpoilersBret will NOT be at wrestlemaniaand According to BlackJack Brown, Goldberg is now 'likely' to stay with WWE because of his new found friendship with Steve Austin, something that Keith reported earlier. To update on the matter, it seems that WWE are frantically planning how to get Goldberg back into the title picture while moving Lesnar out of the mix. It is rumored that Goldberg will be victorious tonight and move to SmackDown! to begin a feud for the SmackDown! championship with Kurt Angle. It makes sense to book Goldberg as the number one face in the company if he does say.taken from wrestlezone.com

sorry, but this is all wrong, wrong, wrong..........