Rip my windpipe out? Colin McKay the only thing you ever ripped out in your life was penises of your 12 year old trainee's! As a proud paedophile myself I respect that! So you know what Colin, Mike Musso and his smell of tires will be no more in the BWF, you're in! It'll be The Highlander Colin McKay vs. UK HULK HOGAN played by none other than Carl Conroy! Do you know what else Colin? Just for showing up not only will I pay your WHOPPING £12 per match fee I'll give you one of my own home brand porn DVD's! This is your shot once again at the big time Colin! Now put down that trafficked 10 year old refugee and get into the ring! C'mon Colin! Get in the ring! It's time for a Royal Rumble! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
*****STOP PRESS***** LOOK OUT UK! LOOK OUT UK! IT IS THE RETURN OF THE BRITISH WRESTLING FEDERATION ALSO KNOWN AS WWF-GB! One of the UK’s most successful and controversial wrestling promotions bringing AMERICAN STYLE WRESTLING back to the UK! 16th August 2020 Motherwell Concert Hall (More Dates To Follow) MAIN EVENT Loser Leaves North Lanarkshire Match UK MIKE MUSSO VS UK HULK HOGAN HARDCORE TITLE MATCH UK KID KRAZY VS UK SPINNER MCKENZIE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH “THE SEX PESTS” UK COLIN MCKAY & UK JAY PHEONIX VS UK PAT PATTERSON & UK TERRY GARVIN UK CRASH HOLLY VS UK UNDERTAKER UK KANE VS UK MANKIND UK SHANE PALMER VS UK DEVON DUDLEY UK SGT SLAUGHTER VS UK IRON SHEIK UK MR USA IAN HARRISON VS UK X – PAC ALSO FEATURING A 7 MAN BATTLE ROYAL AND A RAFFLE! Family friendly fun for the whole UK family. ACTION PACKED! FOAM FINGERS, TOYS, PROGRAMS MAKS AND BOVRIL AVALIBLE FROM A MERCHANDISE KIOSK TICKETS: £10 FAMILY TICKET FOR 4 ONLY £45 As a special treat UK Mike Musso will be posing for photographs at half time. Don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to get up close and personal with THE MERCHANDISE himself! CHEER THE GOOD GUYS BOO THE BAD BOYS!