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The neighbours connected behind me who only made noise when they have been drinking (the odd Saturday and new years) have moved out and so has the screaming chav infront of me across the garden path so i will have 2 new sets of neighbours soon.

I'm dreading the worst.

My best friend from childhood had a mum called Theresa Brown.

A real life pun and that's why most people don't believe me.

Out of the current crop of big heavyweights Fury is least likely to knock anyone out.

Should be Wilder/Whyte.

I can't remember if i pre-ordered it 2 years ago.

IT (2017

So much better then the original.

Steak is better with mash potato's than chips.

1 hour ago, PunkStep said:

On that subject, Telltale Games are wank. Basically cartoons but with the odd button to press now and then.

The first Walking Dead game was brilliant and it is perfectly OK to cry at the ending.

There was 2 incorrect knock down calls last night so how long before VAR?

Great night of boxing.

Eddie has brough us some great fights and shows these last couple of years so why does he get booed?

Even though Parker has lost his last 2 fights i don't think he has lost any credibility.

On 7/23/2018 at 9:24 AM, Dolph Pigglers said:

It's a film about a half human, half merman King of an underwater kingdom, who can control sea life and fights on a team of meta-humans and a roaring shark is the "silly" bit?

 

I actually said the film as a whole looks silly. I'm expecting a giant seahorse to make some witty quips at some point.

21 hours ago, Lord-Mountevans said:

Says the "No.1 Cool Kid" who then gets the upvotes off his toady mates! 

You lot hunt in packs around here, i find it hard to read at times. Those down votes were the worst thing ever! Just blasting people out of the water for no good reason, half of the time. Shameless petty little cunts (is that a more unpopular opinion for you?).

It's one of the reasons i come here. So easy to trigger someone then watch their boyfriends join in.

Aquaman looks silly. Why is a shark roaring?

16 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Jurgen Klopp since October 2015 - Net Spend: £114,850,000

19 Players Bought: £382,850,000

PLAYER	FROM	FEE	DATE
Marko Grujić	Red Star Belgrade	£5,100,000	6th Jan, 2016
Shamal George	LFC Youth System	£0	6th Jan, 2016
Kamil Grabara	Ruch Chorzow	£300,000	15th Jan, 2016
Sadio Mane	Southampton	£30,000,000	28th Jun, 2016
Loris Karius	Mainz 05	£4,700,000	1st Jul, 2016
Joel Matip	Schalke 04	£0	1st Jul, 2016
Ragnar Klavan	FC Augsburg	£4,200,000	20th Jul, 2016
Alex Manninger	Free Transfer	£0	22nd Jul, 2016
Georginio Wijnaldum	Newcastle United	£25,000,000	22nd Jul, 2016
Nat Phillips	Bolton	£0	1st Aug, 2016
Mohammed Salah	AS Roma	£34,000,000	22nd Jun, 2017
Dominic Solanke	Chelsea	£0	1st Jul, 2017
Andy Robertson	Hull City	£8,000,000	21st Jul, 2017
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain	Arsenal	£35,000,000	31st Aug, 2017
Virgil van Dijk	Southampton	£75,000,000	1st Jan, 2018
Fabinho	AS Monaco	£39,300,000	28th May, 2018
Naby Keïta	RB Leipzig	£52,500,000	1st Jun, 2018
Xherdan Shaqiri	Stoke City	£13,500,000	13th Jul, 2018
Alisson	AS Roma	£56,250,000	19th Jul, 2018

 

£161.5m of these players haven't played yet.

That leaves £221m and City spent £100m on defence last season.

In the UCL final after when Salah went off we brought on Lillana. Real brought on Bale in second half and the rest is history.

Liverpool had a good 11 but squad was poor.

It's actually raining right now. I had forgot what rain smells like and it's glorious.

Next week though is looking like a killer.

13 hours ago, AdamTH17 said:

Horrible news about Chamberlain. Was a huge player for us last year, but thankful we've managed to sort out two central midfielders before releasing the news regarding the length of his injury.

Made up with our Summer so far. Keita, Fabinho, Shaqiri and now Alisson? Feels bizarre to be actually addressing issues underlying from last season. Can't recall an instance where I've been more hopeful heading into a season, and we could still be in with a shout of Fekir. On paper, that's a team capable of playing fantastic football and winning trophies, and we've got a manager who can absolutely deliver on that note. Not a single reason as to why we shouldn't be wanting to challenge for the league.  

Our net spend is less then what we paid for Andy Caroll and we have sold Ward to Leicester today.

Going to be edging 30 degrees over the next few days.

As a night shift worker i'm not looking forward to trying to sleep on Monday when it's forecast to be 28.

Don't suppose anyone knows how noisy these fans Tesco sell are?

6 people need to stop watching Love Island. It's poisoning your brain.

Nothing will top The Sopranos. The Shield was better then The Wire.

18 hours ago, chokeout said:

The film isn't based on any of the comics. Just like all the films it just takes titles and a few elements from them so I can only assume you're talking shite

OK M8

I watched on Monday and thought it was brilliant. I almost wanted the cheer when Captain showed up.

I know the comic book ending so i'm looking forward to how people are going to react when part 2 comes out.

On 11/04/2018 at 9:04 AM, NoUseforaUsername said:

Anyone else see the clip where Rocco is having anal sex with a ginger chick, and when he takes it out, he has poo all over the head of his dick, and the ginger chick looks at it guiltily, like a dog whose vomited on the rug, before sucking it off him.

Porn girls!

There is a popular webm of a Japanese girl pulling back a guys foreskin that looks like he has a years worth of smegma built up and she proceeds to lick it clean.

I read about Vaginal massaging in the paper 2 years ago. I think it might have been on This Morning too.

http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/life/health-fitness/what-is-a-vaginal-massage-8337