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Excellent. By the looks of things, you're certainly a quality poster, will be good to battle wits in the debates with you.

Welcome! Is this your first tenure on the UKFF?

Na-na, na-na-na-na, hey hey hey GOODBYE!

I'll find out who you are. The south side is not a big place. Mwa ha ha ha.

That's fucking spooky. I actually thought you knew me for a sec there - see, my company have just started doing Employee Of The Month, but it's not eligible for management, just the frontline. Phew. I do deserve it though.

real article.*

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the re

Aww, man! I thought we were bonding right there.

Shocking comeback, Shady. I expected better from you. Seriously though mate, have a good one.

My profile is meant to grab your interest, yours is the same as everyone else's! Happy 2010, by the way. I hope you break your virginity this year

Oh, do shut up. You don't even have any information on this damn profile. Get it pimped, pronto.

Did you know that most Native Indians name their children after how they felt on the night of the conception? For example, Dance-With-Joy and Sunshine Happy. So it's just as well you're not a fucking Indian. Otherwise, your name would be Rat-Arse Pissed.

BTW, Red is a nickname.

If I can go into JR mode for a minute: That's a heinous accusation, a damn lie!

You're hard work, Loligan. But I loves ya.

Haha, heard it all before. You were attracted to my magnetic charm and wit, and said to yourself "Who could this legendary poster be? I must find out more about him!"

All good, bro.

Hey, how'd you know about those?

*Deletes history*

You can't prove nothin', Shady.

I chanted about firing you last time I watched TNA.

I'm chit-chatting with you. You're in the south side, so that's pretty close to me. So therefore I comment on the weather. But really, I just dropped by to say merry Christmas and call you a cunt.

I caught you looking at my profile. Not impressed!

Who gave you permission to look at my profile, son?

The fuckin' snow is awful.

Quite a hostile little fucker, aren't you?

Whose permission did you seek to look at my profile, peasant?

It is him, you choob. There are such things as headsets. He posts his gamertag on Twitter and shit too. He's not really a major star, so now he mingles with the likes of you and me. Well, maybe not you...

You called me son, so I said that to make you feel like the redneck you evidently are.

Fred D is awesome. I play him at MW2 on Xbox Live all the time. You should come on and tell him what a cunt he is.