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Watching the Cruiserweight Classic last night, and it was my first time seeing Zack Sabre Jr.

Now, his in ring work was impressive, but he looks like Peter Crouch's lankier younger brother.  I think I've seen more mass on people with muscular dystrophy.

I had a bit of a nightmare at the weekend although nothing quite like a man dying in my car boot

Taken out of context, this doesn't exactly paint Matrix in a good light..

I'm going to a stag do next weekend, and would kill for a life sized model of the Big E on the last page.  Just place it at the end of the stag's bed when he's passed out, and he would (quite possibly, literally) shit himself.

I only go and watch football because John Terry slept with Wayne Bridge's wife, and I want to find out how that rivalry plays out.  There's also the Suarez heel turn, who then got backed by the Liverpool Authority.  Not to mention that Stevie G backstage assault, and Balotelli doing a Pillman and pulling a gun on someone, but then turning face and giving money to tramps in Manchester.

 

Thing that hacks me off with that bollocks Is seeing Owens and Zayn in the same room but NOT fighting, these 2 have a feud going back years and hate each other, now they are restrained enough to sit 10 feet away from each other eating hot dogs. Fucking Vince, I swear he is backward, his humour reminds me of the retards who come into town once a month on giro day and sit outside Tesco throwing things and tripping each other up. 

 

This is on there TV aswel, it's one thing having Owens and Zayn say they are really best mates on the Network where kids might not watch, but to stick it on Raw I just don't get it. I'm an grumpy old cunt I think *sigh*

Don't think anyone who's posted this can call anyone a retard..

I've got a lass on mine, who I accepted because she used to seem quite nice at school.  She's constantly posting about her ex and her 40 odd children, saying things like 'ugh, I'm sick of this shit' and 'why don't you come and say that to my face?!'.

I'd block her, but I'm trying to deduce what the issue is in the relationship.  I literally don't think she's ever posted anything that doesn't boil down to 'yeah, well screw you, I'm an independent woman'

Think I got all of them, bar two blonde women on the left, man up the telephone pole and little bald man on a cupboard..

Also, why is Baron Corbin watering a water melon?

Maybe it's because he was undecided during the referendum?

The new Ghostbusters Theme music by Fall Out Boy And Missy Elliott:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ44nPrRTM

I'm a fan of Missy, and bits and bobs of FOB (mainly Sugar You're Going Down or whatever it's called, due to nostalgic reasons)

But yeah, that's wank.

I get where you're coming with with the two Tituses, but The Rock is a Hollywood star and Kaboul looks a bit like Vincent Kompany if he'd left his make up on from the night before, where he was trannying it up as Yohandra Koolbaby or something.

Here's ol' Wade hanging out in Preston

I wouldnae wanna watch that every day, but for a spectacle of "fucking look at these two guys" that's some top of the range stuff tbh

 

It's also a load better than the gifs made me think. I don't feel like I just watched Jack Evans v Apollo Crews or some shit, it was a legit engaging contest. First time I've watched Ospreay and I love his selling. "Ahhh, you motherfooker!". Great facials too and I cheered

when he won, even though I'm not following the tournie

 

 

The opening with the double handspring into stand-off was a bit much but apart from that I was all smiles watching that.

Fully echo this.  Be a very enjoyable lower/mid-card match.  There's a place for that kind of stuff on the card and that's it.  If they ever want to get anywhere near the main event in WWE, they need to have a long hard look at AJ Styles.

Also Ospreay (he's the white one isn't he?)  has the worst 'I'm angry!' face I've ever seen.

He also looks like Napoleon Dynamite.

I'd happily let Pip bang my ex, the beautifully bearded bastard.

It'd also help me feel I'm more his level than the ugly cunt she's with now.

I liked Waterboy and Big Daddy at the time, but I was about 12.  I also quite enjoyed 50 First Dates, but that one is less excusable, as I was about 16 at the time and should've known better.

It took 9 of you 12 weeks to paint the end of some logs and some tyres?

I went to see Bruce the last time he was on at the Etihad with my mum, as she's a massive fan and had no one to go with.

I'd heard a few tracks here and there, but now I've basically got every song he's ever done; he's that good of a performer.

Funnily enough it was also pissing it down then.  Good old Manchester.

Speaking of Pip and wrestling..

I remember walking to a post office about 6 miles away to pick up my copy of King of Colosseum I'd ordered, only to find the post office was shut.

I was gutted.  But I still recall listening to The Beat That My Heart Skipped in the sun on the walk there and back. (listened to other songs, but that sticks in the memory)

Say what you want about that match (and if you say it was anything other than shit, you're a bit mental), but you can't beat a good bit of sideboob, and skellybob sure provided that.

I love Burn The Witch, was indifferent on Spectre, but BTW is bloody mint.

Number 9 looks like a Seth Rollins tribute.

Wassuuuup?!

Allah Bubba, you should know that by now.

'What the fuck you doing typing in Comic Sans?!'

Dunno why that double posted after about 10 minutes,  but I seem to remember it got pretty good ratings.

(The match that is, not the post)

Weird belly button guy is apparently Marshe Rockett. I hadn't heard of him, actually.

 

TNA have put out a press release where they've gone all "use their real names and hint at what they've done before".

 

The Frenchies are apparently "following the career path of Bram and Eli Drake".

I just looked at a bit of paper I had on the floor (yes I'm a lazy bastard), and it's got Marsh Rockett against Lince Dorado for some TEW booking I was doing about a couple of years ago.