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You're delicious braiiins!

Latest Z! True Long Island Story:

 

AWW, SON OF A BITCH!

When questioned it soon becomes clear he's paying tribute to some of the posters on this board and their style of argument.

 

Bless, Diet-BNP actually think they're real politicians, don't they? Silly buggers.

Max Power!

He's the man, with the name you'd love to touch,

but you mustn't touch!

His name sounds good in your ear,

but if you say it, you mustn't fear,

'Cos his name can be said by anyone!

David Otunga: Bowtie/Argyle sweater/Thermos enthusiast.

 

Next World Champ.

Andrew Lansley got slaughtered on QT last night.

I've been watching series 2 of Batman: The Animated Series in order to get me even more excited about Arkham City. It's easily the best Batman screen adaptation ever. The voice acting is perfect; Kevin Conroy is Batman, Mark Hamill is the Joker.

I had to check and see if they had been funny. Trevor is about as funny as cancer so I naturally assumed he was Tommy.

 

Nah, you can make jokes about cancer. Tommyboi's about as funny as the room full of human hair at Auschwitz.

I can't believe there's been no Professor Frink yet.

Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he makes makes you laugh, he makes you thinkhe likes to run and do the thing with the... person...

I once had a dream where I went round a zoo with Elijah Burke.

LORD PALMERSTON!-PITT THE ELDER!LORD PALMERSTON!-PITT THE ELDER!

Homer: He may have all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.Marge: What's that?Homer: ...a Dinosaur.

Also, a valkentines day one where Moe is in Homer's car "I dont want people to think I'm cheap, uh oh my rope belt is coming undone" This made me spit my drink out and fall over laughing.

 

Stealing,

Stealing,

Stealing a car for Moe.

Ya dada da da da dada,

Insurance fraud today!

 

I hate every ape I see, from ChimpanA to Chimpanzee, great line

 

"Can I play the piano anymore?"

"Well of course you can!"

"But I couldn't before!"

*piano solo*

You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! I deride your truth handling abilities!

Noteable mainly for Miz's haircut and an unrecognisable Rosa Mendes

 

http://youtu.be/_Dl2uIBE2Fo

 

How come when you post youtube links they are like that ?

 

Because he respects them so much!

TRABOPALINE!

"I have either crab juice or Mountain Dew"

"Eurghhhhh, I'll have a crab juice."

 

"No bowl. Stick! Stick!"

 

"Push her down, boy!"

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

"So the cat burglar was caught by the very person who was trying to catch him!""How ironic."

Do you seriously think she's ok in that?

If she wasn't, why did she shoot more scenes with the same director? Why was she laughing and joking around in pre/post scene interviews in other scenes with the same director? It's all a work, Kiffy.It's such a shame Chico Wang had to go and kill himself, he made some awesome smut.

This manages to be hilarious despite the grimness: The Trolling of wannabe pornstars

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Goodness.

Here's Mickie James on Daybreak this morning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHwdafC4qKY...player_embedded

 

And as a bonus, here's Rowdy Roddy Piper meeting Faith No More and Mark Lamaar:

I've got a few questions based on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8mQtho31Bg (I've got no idea if game rumours spread about or not)

 

1) Were Hogan and Goldust meant to have had more ring attires?

2) Was the ref and Jerry Lawler meant to have been playable characters at some point?

3) Were snow balls really a weapon in the game?

4) Why did Hogan use his WCW NWO theme on the game when Real America was in the game and used in credits?

 

If I remember correctly:

1. Hogan did have more than 1 attire. (NWO and red & yellow tie-die)

2. No.

3. No.

4. You could change Hogan's entrance to be either.