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Glad to see Keith in the Top 40 and what the UKFF think of him, all totally deserved. He's a great bloke who has made the business a better place just by being in it. Hope he has many more years left to entertain us.

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By Mike Johnson on 2010-08-02 20:55:50

Ring of Honor announced on tonight's ROH on HDNet that former WWE stars Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas would make their ROH debut at the 9/11 ROH Glory by Honor IX event in New York City at the Manhattan Center's Grand Ballroom.

Apparently they'll be facing The Kings Of Wrestling. Might have to end my 2 year absence for buying ROH dvds to get this when its out.

To add to my 'Andy The Ginger Tosser' stories from earlier in the thread, I recalled another story after a recent walk through the Industrial estates near where I live and used to work.

Andy started phoning in sick or with excuses why he couldn't come to work, more so than usual, till one time he was off for 3 days in a row, yet was seen on his way to work by other employees, well it all came out days later, even though he had a full time job, he joined an agency and was taking work elsewhere and phoning in sick to work at the Warehouse across the road, cheeky bastard

The best thing about working with compulsive liars is when you know they are compulsive liars, i must admit to getting great amusement by forcing them into a web of lies that gets bigger and bigger, constantly pointing out the flaws and contradictions in the stories, so they'd lie more to cover them up but never once telling them i thought they were lying. Its so much fun to see how far they'll go.

lanky chav with ginger hair that rode a scooter called Andy.

What kind of tosser names his scooter?

I've recalled a few more stories about him. One was he was skint but needed his Scooter servicing, so he went had it done, came to work next day, said it cost

Soon as this thread popped up it reminded me of boneheaded tools i've worked with, then i suddenly developed amnesia about specific stupidity that needed to be told, how ironic. Yet i remember some stuff so i'll type it out.

I used to work in a warehouse up the road and we had this kid there, lanky chav with ginger hair that rode a scooter called Andy. He was legitamately the stupidest person i ever met, he got paid more than me, yet did nothing (he even put ear defenders on and climbed inside big boxes and slept for hours instead of working) and when he did do something he fucked it up.

Everything he did was annoying, even getting well known adages wrong, i cringed everytime he said "Last but least". My Supervisor only reffered to him as 'Cabbage' or 'You thick fucker' which was the highlight of having him around.

Anyway we really needed a Fork lift truck to make life easier and after much campaigning we got one, except Andy hogged it and drove it like an ATV outside, pulling wheel spins inside till the floor had craters in and lumps of rubber burnt off in all directions. He'd bomb the full length of the building in reverse, smash into a table and then say "Whoops, i nearly spilt my tea", then he'd lean out, grab his tea, take a few sips, then bomb off again and repeat till his cup was empty. When he left the job, every thing in the building was damaged, the truck was pissing water and oil, needed new tyres, He'd shaken the counter balance weight bolt loose (which is virtually impossible) with his rallying and blocked the whole engine with dust and shit from outside. It took weeks to repair by men who couldn't believe how badly damaged it was in such a short period of time.

Its been close to 2 years since i last saw him and i genuinely think i've blocked out most of the shit he said, but he was deffo as thick as Waterboys work colleague.

Dear James WallacePlease do everything you threatened to do to Kenny McBride to yourself and keep doing it till you've beaten yourself to death.If you can't bring yourself to do this i'll meet you at playtime behind the building for a fight and do it for you. It should get me over with, y'know, everyone on earth even your mum & dad.In closing grow up you tit.All the bestPunk