Forks and Knives

I'm watching an episode of Raw from early 1999 and The Rock is wearing his t-shirt/tracksuit bottoms combination. Was there any particular reason for this? I can't remember him having any injuries around that time and he certainly didn't look in any way out of shape.

 

Anyone care to humour me?

This is still getting funnier, like you've got nothing better to do than tear me and my friend down because of some deep seated jealousy.

 

whatever, you're trying bless you, but every post going "wah wah wah you're bald n fat n shit, look at how edgy and cruel i am, go me!" just makes me feel superior to you, purely because I don't need to resort to those tactics to feel good about myself.

 

No'one's jealous of you though, Most people would rather get knob Cancer than look like you.

 

why attack me then? why attack her?

 

gotta be some driving force behind it, and the only reason I can think of is flat out jealousy, you can't have what I've got, so you try to destroy it, it's the playground mentality of a 5 year old whose classmate brought a new toy to school that he wants - break it so he can't enjoy it either.

 

You don't have anything apart from a friend you desperately want to shag, but she won't let you, so you try to make out you are platonic fucking soul mates or something.

 

I have a friend I would like to shag as well, and to be honest, she probably won't let me do it either! You know what I do? I go "okay". I don't try to tell the world we're some sort of asexual Romeo and Juliet.

 

This thread is making my face hurt, but I can't bring myself to look away!

He hates wrestling. Despises it. He's also got considerable sway with Vince McMahon and makes a shitload of money despite being embarrassed to be a part of the industry.

 

Bastard. I was hoping it would be something really controversial with a massive read.

Over the last 3 or 4 days I've read through this thread start to finish. Quite a good read, and now I know some things that I didn't before. But I have a question.

 

Much, much earlier in the thread Kevin Dunn(e?) was referred to as the anti-christ by someone. Why is this? I don't know anything about him besides his job, and he appears to be tremendous at that, so why the hate?

Take That parody - Shite.

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig4ez2xzu88

New videos, so BUMP.

 

http://youtube.com/user/OperationRiboflavin

 

Come on, they feature the Mighty PBW Heavyweight Champion, Wolfgang.

 

Get yerself a swatch.

http://www.youtube.com/user/OperationRiboflavin

Hahahaha i never even noticed that one

Are suggesting fictional character from 24 Jack Bauer and murderer Chris Benoit are alike? Because most have been amended from a 24 fansite.....

I've never watched 24.. So i couldnt tell you. I never got them from a fansite either.. Most of them will probably be from a Jac Bauer one, which in turn would have been nicked from a Chuck Norris one.. which would have been bagsied from a Vin Diesel one... Im not sure if there were any before that. But they amused me anyway

Woopsy!When Nancy Benoit lost her virginity, Chris Benoit found it and put it back.Superman wears Chris Benoit pajamas.Chris Benoit once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour Crossfaceing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chris Benoit says its beef. Then it's fucking beef!Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Chris Benoit does not feel like carrying you.Chris Benoit played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Chris Benoit. Sounds like a fair fight.When life gave Chris Benoit lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.Chris Benoit was never addicted to Steroids. Steroids was addicted to Chris Benoit.Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Chris Benoit is, in fact, still alive.Chris Benoit once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.Chris Benoit is the leading cause of death in 7 year old boys.Chris Benoit once double teamed a girl.......by himself.Chris Benoit doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another 7 year old twelve miles away.When Chris Benoit was a child, he fflying headbutted himself off the Grand Canyon, Chris Benoit the man was born.There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Chris Benoit.Chris Benoit killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.Killing Chris Benoit doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.The childrens game Simon Says should be renamed to Benoit Says because if Benoit says something then you better fucking do it. Just ask Nancy.When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chris Benoit jumps out.Chris Benoit's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.If Rosa Parks was in Chris Benoit's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.Your attraction to Chris Benoit in no way affects your sexual orientation.You can lead a horse to water. Chris Benoit can make him drink.When Google can't find something, it asks Chris Benoit for help.In 96 hours, Chris Benoit has killed 93 children and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Chris Benoit less than an hour. And he's done it twice.When The Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chris Benoit.Chris Benoit got Hellen Keller to talk.Chris Benoit can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.Guns dont kill people, Chris Benoit kills people.Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Chris Benoitr".In kindergarten, Chris Benoit killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.Chris Benoit has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.People with amnesia still remember Chris Benoit.It would only take 1 crossface for Chris Benoit to kill 50 Cent.If you spell Chris Benoit in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.Chris Benoit literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Chris Benoit laughs at Superman for having a weakness.Chris Benoit knows Victoria's secret.Every time you maturbate Chris Benoit kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Chris Benoit, you're fucking dead."When Chris Benoit pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.If O.J. ever met Chris Benoit, he'd confess.If Chris Benoit was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.No man has ever used the phrase, "Chris Benoit is a pussy" in a sentence and lived to tell the taleThe bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWCBD?"Chris Benoit makes onions cry.You walk into a bar and Chris Benoit's your wingman, you're probably gonna get laid.Chris Benoit doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.Chris Benoit's house has an alarm system -- not to warn Benoit of intruders, but to warn the intruders of BenoitStone Cold Steve Austin was once piledriven, broke his neck and completed the match. Chris Benoit can't beleive he sold it.Chris Benoit is the 'i' in team.It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Chris Benoit milk. In which case, you're fucked.When E.T. phoned home, Chris Benoit answered.Nobody says 'hit me' when Chris Benoit deals Blackjack.If Chris Benoit misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.Chris Benoit removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Chris Benoit never needs to escape.On a high school math test, Chris Benoit put down "Domestic Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chris Benoit solves all his problems with Domestic Violence.Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Chris Benoit during sex; because they are doing the same thing.If Chris Benoit shot you while quail hunting, it wouldn't be an accident.If you're holding a gun to Chris Benoit head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Chris Benoit way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Chris Benoit been looking for him

I dont know.. Look at what happened to Nancy Benoit...

Well.. i dont think this would actually count as band whoring seeing as we broke up in March.. But i've been listening to my old bands last recording. I now realize just how much fun i had recording these songs, and i absolutely love them. www.myspace.com/room1bandIts called Forks_And_Knives ....funnily enough.

Alanis Morissette.

 

 

 

She does NOT look like a fucking horse.....

Im unaware of the full history of Kris Sprules, but if he is trying to make things right and do things differently, fair play to him. And i hope the show goes well. Although running his first show in a what, 3,000 seater does seem a bit of a tall ask. But for all we know, this could end up being a success. Anyway, im a bit hungover and i need to go get something to eat.