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Bloody hell, amazing! I never thought of checking on Dailymotion. Thanks a million!

Does anyone have or know where to obtain the ‘Lock Up Your Sons’ 2003 Channel 4 documentary about backyard wrestling?

Here’s the old UKFF thread about it - 

I’d love to see it again, so if you know where to find it, help a brother out!

Who would you let shit on your chin?

Are you going to tell us who you would let shit on your chin then?

I've just wasted some of my fucking life reading this bullshit, but it'll all be worth it if this Midas fellah answers this question:

 

Would you let her pitch a loaf on your chin, Mr.Midas sir, is what I want to know?

what the shit is "pitch a loaf on your chin" when it's at home?

Would you let her do a right big smelly shit on your chin?

 

Basically.

no.

Puff.

I've just wasted some of my fucking life reading this bullshit, but it'll all be worth it if this Midas fellah answers this question:

 

Would you let her pitch a loaf on your chin, Mr.Midas sir, is what I want to know?

what the shit is "pitch a loaf on your chin" when it's at home?

Would you let her do a right big smelly shit on your chin?

Basically.

I've just wasted some of my fucking life reading this bullshit, but it'll all be worth it if this Midas fellah answers this question:

Would you let her pitch a loaf on your chin, Mr.Midas sir, is what I want to know?

Was the Necro Butcher - Choose Death Vol 2 (Region 2) DVD ever released in the UK? I ask because I bought Vol 1, saw that play.com were selling a double-disc with volumes 1 and 2 across the line, so I sold my Vol 1 on playtrade in anticipation of the double-discer, now it's not available anywhere. Baals. Does this mean that I have to get the American edition for my fix of daft no-talent hardcore rasslin' douchebaggery?

The only reason that I can think of is in case there's any confusion with the other Dixie Carter. But that's stretching it.

Quick one. One of my mates once worked with somebody who asked him whether "blackies have black spunk too?"

We keep a log of the stupid things that this lad comes out with at work, and here's the prize gems (all are genuine, NONE copied from the internet or anything, google them yourself. . .)

"How do you spell Noddy? Is it N-O-D-I-E?"

"What's the Third Reich?"

"All Australians look the same."

"What was that film...... Quadrophobia?"

"If they haven't made a film out of it, then it's not a decent book."

"Jesus is no different to Osama bin Laden."

"Was Shergar a horse?"

"Yakubu... the next black Thierry Henry."

"If you're too old to work, you're too old to drive."

"What's Taxidermy?"

"Paula Radcliffe should have finished the race... 'cos I did the Great North Run even though I was knackered."

"Were all the Dutch internationals called up to Holland?"

"Why delegate when you can do it yourself?"

"She's in the top 20...she's 22."

"What was the band with Keith Chegwin in....I mean Cheryl Baker?"

"How much have Man United won since they last won something?"

"I can remember Supergran but I can't remember what it was about."

"Just because he's won every trophy, it doesn't make him a good manager."

"He's only good when he's on form."

"That American Football team...the San Francisco 69ers"

"A shed is a garage"

"The group is called the 5,6,7,8'S" That's because they couldn't count to four.

Question on a Tuesday; "Have you been on the roulette machine today". Reply was "no I'm finished for the week, I'll probably have a go on Friday"

While watching the film Pitch Black, he commented, he's neither good nor bad he's pure evil.

These two lads from the office were arguing over vegetarians and whether man has always ate meat........ he comes out with........."we've always eaten meat, you can tell from the photographs of cave men."

"In 52 weeks it will be this time next year."

While referring to a picture of a contortionist in the paper: "Wow, she can put her head round the back of her leg".

"I'd rather be rich and miserable than poor and happy"

"There was a JJB on the inside lane."

"I was doing the annual stuff that I do monthly".

"Is that the highest score draw or did someone win 6-4"

"Dont open the windows otherwise the air-con will try and cool everything outside."

"He is not even British or english."

About Gary Coleman from Different Strokes; "Has he grown up yet?""

"I wish I was that famous hipnotist, Dave McKenna!!"

"Can you use Argos vouchers in woolworths?"

Holding out a bannana: "Who wants an apple?"

"McFly and the beatles are exactly the same. They are both shit"

He is sitting to the right of two lads in a pub when a woman walks in with big boobs and a necklace hanging from her neck. He says; "(x), pretend that you are the necklace and me and (x) are tits".

"I am going to have a free night in tonight because the drink I have in the house; I bought last week."

"The iPod is not an mp3 player."

"Slash got on stage and done a solo, by himself"

"You haven't got 1 day, you've got 24 hours"

"On Honey I Shrunk the Kids, he should have shrunk a large pizza, then everyone could have had a small pizza each".

And, my all-time favourite:

"It's like an everlasting pint, that you top up at the bar yourself."

Okay, seems like a controversial question to ask, but it's a forum one: What's this about a picture, Lexx, and the police? Seriously, I've seen it mentioned a few times, I'm not sure if it's a joke, or what exactly the punchline is and I've seen Lexx from when she used to work for the IWF. What's the crack?

explanation needed here too

Me three.

If that book contains the ABC audit figures, I doubt Power Slam will be in there because they're not audited as far as I'm aware. To verify Kenny's figure, I remember John Lister's Hulk Who? saying that Power Slam did around 12k a month. These days they may be in the high four-figures what with the wrestling industry downturn and magazines simply not being as popular as they were, but this is speculation on my behalf.

I've heard it mentioned a few times but have no idea whether it's wrestling bullshit or fact...

 

Shawn Michaels had a load of money left to him (millions, I believe) by a female fan who put him in her Will.

 

This supposedly happened during the time that Michaels was out for around four years, and I remember people saying it was one of the reasons why he had no need, financially, to bother trying to come back.

 

Any ideas if this is BS or not??

It's absolutely true, but I remember it being a few years before the four-year layoff. Apparently she didn't have anybody to leave it too in her family, so she just left it to her favourite wrestler. I think the figure was $2.5 million or something? Can't find anything on the web to verify this, but I remember it being in the Observer and Power Slam at the time.

Joanna Newsom.

I'd eat my dinner out of her.

Could someone explain why the Ultimate Warrior never teamed with Savage at Survivor Seies 92 against Razor & Flair snd why Perfect ended up teaming with Savage?