Ok tne. Gaping_Gash_of_Joy

Giving the devil his due (but baring in mind I haven't seen any of his recent stuff), Gilligan Gordon is far from a shitarse.

Not work related by had to share a gem from the mind of my very own mother.

 

Mum: (with excitement) "You'll never guess what I saw today?"

 

Sister: "What?"

 

Mum: "A black midget! Just goes to show they can come in any colour."

Ponting is a little bitch isn't he?

 

Complaining about England's lack of sportsmanship whilst appealing for LBW's that blatently didn't exist and running up to the umpire with a catch that's blatently come off the pad.

 

It's just a pity that they're so much better then we are. I'd really like us to shut them up.

In fairness to Gangster, he has worked for many other promotions in the UK, regardless of whether he's supplied the ring or not. The list of companies he's done work for include, but aren't limited to:MEGA (defunct, Mad Eli)PWA (defunct, Lewis Blain)UCW (current, co-owner)Havoc Championship Wrestling (defunct, Exeter)Jerry Norton Promotions (?)Tommy Stewart Promotions (mainly holiday camps in the West Country)Ian MacGregor Promotions (?)Peter Collins Promotions (?)EEW (defunct)CCW (defunct, The Webb Brothers)CSF (current, once or twice IIRC)ESEW (?, Kidderminster)Celtic Wrestling (current, Wales)A number of AIWF & NWA affiliates in the USASuperstar Pro-Wrestling (I think it's called, USA)I'm sure he'll repost this with the definitive list of people he's worked for. Gangster?

Have you noticed that the majority of them are now out of business?Not that I'm suggesting a link of course...

And what on earth makes you think I'm not playing the game too.I'm fully aware he's trolling.Sorry, do you like Jellied Eels and I've offended you?

Well you live round and about near London so I can assume from that you speak like a Cockney and love eating Jellied Eels. Your stuff doesn't sound all that insulting when it's done, "The wa'er in Majorca don' taste like wot it ough' a" style.

So, do you reckon Ronin wouldn't touch up a Welsh child because he wouldn't be sexually attracted to it?

 

He'd probably prefer Welsh children because they wouldn't stink of Walker's Crisps.

 

 

Oh I know it's not the standard welsh accent, it's the standard welsh accent with that wonderful nasal drawl you get from cities.

Either way, welsh bashing aside, surely the point here is that ronin's clearly a paedophile and touches his children at night. In a bad way. Other than that of course people mock the welsh, but I'm sure you're big and tough enough not to let it bother you.

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And where are you from again?

Hee, and if you can say that in an voice that doesn't make you sound like a confused gerbil - more power to you - but unless you're great at mimicking non-welsh accents. You can't, so that's that then.

Accept people from Cardiff don't tend to have the sterotypical Welsh accent. Unless you think people from Liverpool and Manchester sound exactly the same.Regardless, you're a putz.

But lets be fair here. He'd be alot stranger if he didn't take the piss out of the welsh

Well as a Welshman in Cardiff with the ability to look out over:-The Millenium Stadium, home of some of the greatest sporting events ever.The Millenium Centre, a phenominal artistic performance venue.The CIA.Cardiff City/Cardiff Rugby's new stadium being built with out of town retail.A

So apart from being a shitarse, Ronin is a racist too.Nice work.

Dirty Oil themeThis was his entrance music, that he used on the way to the ring. It includes the lines 'I can't wrestle, everyone knows/so I pay money to be on shows'. That's the best line, but there's some others. Did I mention it's Diesel's theme with a rap over the top? Click that link, everyone.

Someone MUST have the video clip of that. That would be GOLD.

So let me get this straight. Robbie Brookeside looks like a feable woman and yet DEAN FUCKING MALENKO can't bend them? Dean Malenko. Body of Adonis, strength of Winnie the Pooh.

[post="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k7W7mSD8vQ"]Dean Malenko vs Robbie Brookside.[/post]The look on Malenko's face at the end says it all.

What sort of shit link is that??!

Am I the only person to notice that Malenko fucked up the leg grapevine going for the cloverleaf? Fair enough on Robbie's roll through on the pinning section but it's funny how people will apportion blame in the wrong place just cos it's Dean Malenko.

To be honest, I don't think you can pin the Rick O'Shea debarcle on Tyler, it was more down to Rick O'Shea being unable to even complete the wheelbarrow motion effectively. I f you watch him performing it on someone like Mike Bird, he pulls it off without a problem. Sometimes you're only as good as the guy you work. Also despite such a poor match, the crowd reaction to Tyler in his "Mexican" gimmick was extrodinary.Never seen Shabazz wrestle but how Fireball isn't higher I have absolutely no idea.

Shit the IRC works quick.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1PW

 

The question is...which promotion will be picked next as their focal point of hate?

Maddog Maxx vs Matt Vaughn - SWCW Empty Arena MatchCaiman Vs Matt Vaughn - C/W TLC MatchDoug Williams vs Martin Stone - RQW

Celtic WrestlingRQWXS:W

I got annoyed at this thread. I thought I real life Pokemon was posting on UKFF.