pure dynamite

well first thing id do is find a bus put all the weapions i can carrry on it and food get me bessy mate craigmake it zombie proof (spikes on hudcaps,Bars on windows) and then go on a mission of mercy to rescue me fave UKFFers (probaly all be dead but f**k it!!!)im not ashamed to say it id get all the girl posters for hanky panky off courceGet chyna as shed kick some zombie ass and look damn fine doing itget verb as he can help drive the bus and no sell zombies eating himLemsip as he could take on 50 zombies with his bare hands and winThe artist formal known as amos 667 for stelth missions --keep the ciggies of him and they wouldnt notice a thing so id send him through a crowd of zombies for a takeawayBagga to take the micky out of and use for manly freaking out and hopefully see a zombie eat his jacketJFFC as his tapes could come in handyall me mates at EPW and Steve,fwa2,JTTS, and AJ for zombie bait then with all on board we would just drive back to medowhall and stay there till it all blows over

Been in quite a few and a big un quite recently that invoved flying ashtrays and chairs not cos ive got a short fuse i personly think im a sweet hear of a guy but i turn green once ya hve realy piissed me ofmain resion i get into quite a few coz 4 the past 6 years i have worked in busy town pubs so a few punsh ups is pretty much compulseryprehaps my best fight was when i was 16 when i took out three lads on my own not one of them landed a punsh on me it was almost like been jet lee or something all three BUMP BUMP BUMP they were out one broken nose, one bust lip and broken tooth and my fave brocken bollacks (well he wezzed a lot as i winded him)but not to say i aint been taken out 4 lads in cluding a boucer and a ruby player took me out when i was 18 this lead to bruised ribs glassin my back from tumbling on the floor a concustion and me face looking like mice meat WHY?? did this happen cos i refused to serve em another drink coz they was wasted

Pure Dynamite Vs The Spelling Troll!

i think any thing when AJ and wigmonkey crossed paths

when was that?

Never, I wigmonkey.He would mean when I wiped the floor with kayfabesmonkey (who was then banned for his constant trolling, but aloud to re-register).

MONKEY VS AJ

SYM the dude is so funny

AMOS667 4 been remembered by 70% of the UKFFs in attendence at FOH (mainly 4 the smelly fags)

soz bagga mate i know u gonna slap me 4 this but the truth said it best with this line"Bagga is truly the Del Boy of British wrestling"BAGGA i think ya gonna win

i think any thing when AJ and wigmonkey crossed paths was memrable but any wayz ill go 4 my mate dopper on the UKFF SIGN

HULKAMANIA FAN

JFFC

DAMN I LOOK CUTE

Kevin Nash

Hulk Hogan VS The Rock at wrestlemania - Even i (not been a big fan of Hogan ) got caught up in to that match and its heat

Kane, The Rock, Hulk Hogan Segment was funny as helli also found the Triple H steph and lucy the dog saga amusing

Kurt Angle after he lost the hair match TOP STUFF

ROB VAN DAM

Christopther Daniels

The Kane/HHH/Katie Vick Angle

CZW BEST OF THE BEST TWO

Hell a may not be getting nominated for anything but its always nice when some one gives ta a MENSIONCheers PSM

Ulf vs Sym Iron Man MatchIT won a Rose Report Award why not a UKFF AWARD

PandemoniumThe Cage match was expertly wrote and My Feud with The HWO just got got hotter

Sym Man

The Blob