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How does shit like that make print?

My natural reaction for one, would to be curl my knees up towards my chest and frantically get the load off me

Go download both seasons of Workaholics.

I'm watching Homeland, which is 24 at the pace of the US remake of The Killing. Really not understanding the love it's getting.

Screw you Reading.

BNP/EDL raid the comments section of an article asking if Starkey was being racist.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tobyyoun...ght-last-night/

"When a black person says he wants our 'respect' (which he hasn't earned anyhow) - he really means he wants us to FEAR him."

"Starkey should be our new immigration minster"

"Killing blacks is obviously a privilege only meant for blacks.

I'd call that racist. But I wish they would up the kill rate."

Alex Jones weighs in on the situation. There's not enough facepalm gifs in the world for this video.

Sorry mate, but no, I'm literally up in arms about this.

I think Ian is up in mars about this as well.

See what I've done there? Nice little suspension worthy, Joe the lion esque joke for ya. What ever happened to him? I rather enjoyed his rotten one liners.

It was a legitimate question. I don't visit these forums that often so don't know about the regulars disabilities.

That being said, the overreaction has been amusing. Calling for my suspension while describing Ian_Hitmanhart as "mentally disabled".

Does Ian_Hitmanhart have a glitch in his account or something? Every single post of his ends in...

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Dortmund and QPR doubles win.

Also a five-fold featuring a few under 4.5 games and a few over 1.5. Dodged a bullet by not sticking the Blackpool game into this bet.

There's something unintentionally hilarious about this.

The best animated comedy going right now. Voiced by the same guy who does Carl from Family Guy (ya know, the store clerk who goes on about nudity in films).

South Park is returning soon. The last season was dire.

11/4 for QPR to lead the first half and second. Thoughts?

Alex Jones once had a Manc on his show, who was complaining about the quality of television today and that Brummies are considered thick because of fluoride in the water.

What's up with the new Family Guy episodes? They've got a new style to them. The animation's improved and but there seems to be more of an emphasis on the story. The problem is the stories are as weak as ever. They've had Lois as a boxer, a spooky house mystery episode and the most generic Christmas story ever.

South Park is poop as well. 3 Coon episodes? Fuck off.

Imaginary tit feel.

Just watched the first episode of HBO's Eastbound and Down. It already feels like an idea for a film span out over a six episode season. Still funny though. It's Made by Will Farrell's company and has him and his buds in it. So basically avoid it if you're not a fan of his style of humour.

They're gonna use Microchips to control us?

Mmmmmm tasty!

Gears of War 2

I remember liking the first GOW, it had a bit of a different feel to it. That novelty has since wore off and it exposes the lazyness of the game. Take cover, aim, shoot... Over and over again. Choose a left or right path. Take cover, aim, shoot... Zzzzzz. I've never been a fan of having to fire fifty million bullets at one enemy for them to die. I'm amazed that I bothered to complete the game. Got positive reviews from critics though.

Resident Evil 5

There's been two problems I've had with Capcom and Konami games. The way you save your game and the gameplay. Games like Resi Evil and Silent Hill have always disappointed me because of these problems. There is checkpoint game saves in Resi 5, which is a relief. The gameplay is a bit dodgey though. Standing still and shooting? Weapons/items menu is a hinder as well. Most of the complaints seem to be because of your partner in the game. So far not much of a problem for me. Doubt she will ever reach the retardation of the chick from The Getaway.

Bought Chuck season one in Tesco for ten quid. Watched about half of it, can't be bothered with the rest. Eaaaasy viewing. It's like something I'd watch on Living TV or E4 if there's nothing else on.

My list.

1. Half Life 2 (Xbox)

2. Quake (PC)

3. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2)

4. Call Of Duty 4 (Xbox 360)

5. Tony Hawks 3 (PS2)

6. Tekken 3 (PS2)

7. Timesplitters 3 (Xbox)

8. Burnout 3 (PS2)

9. Halo 2 (Xbox 360)

10. SSX 3 (PS2)

11. Call Of Duty 2 (Xbox 360)

12. Portal (PC)

13. Quake 2 (PC)

13. Half Life 2: Episode 2 (PC)

14. Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter (Xbox 360)

15. Saints Row 2 (Xbox 360)

Quake only at 100? You people...

Definitely. How the hell did both Tim Armstrong and Josh Homme get it on with her? Well, Armstrong I don't mind since he makes good music, but Homme?!

And Josh Homme Doesn't? Fuck you.

Makes me sick just watching it.