Mr Sparkle

Biggest scrap I was involved in was one time when I was walking in a park & a dog bit ran up to me & bit into my ankle. It wouldn't let go the firm grip & it was bloody painful, so I punched the dog in the top of the head a few times. It took 3 or 4 punches before the dog let go, but before I could even look up, the owner had barged into me & was trying to beat the shit out of me. I wound up on the floor with this guy trying to pop my head open with the same sort of punches to the head I'd given the dog. He was a pretty big bloke & the dog was one of those nasty ones.. I dunno squat about dogs & to this day don't know what "make" it was. I was being pinned down, the dog was going apeshit & a few other people were trying to break the fight up. I managed to grab my (now bleeding) ankle & push my blood covered hands towards his face. He calmed down & suddenly realised there had been a good reason for me trying to beat on his pet from hell.A tetanus shot from the doc & an interview with the police later, the dog was allowed to live, but the owner had to be destroyed.

"Sorry about the damp patch, love. It's beer, not wee"

Moorish shows his forumites the new dance for the summer. "The Camperena"

No matter how good the party got, there were always some people who just HAD to log in to the forum

Sym & Surf Digby regret those last 3 shots of Tequila.

Five more shots later & all regret had gone, but a new band had been born.