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Akbhar Shabazz Jenkins

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    101 Reasons not to be a pro wrestler (part 1)

     

    I can give you 101 reasons not to watch this pile of shit...

     

    Go on then...

    I have a few:

    1. You cant see Diamond Dallas Page's face (and that's not a bad thing ... it's ... ah never mind) because the camera work is the fucking pits.

    2. The director puts the camera on New Jack and licks his arse so bad, it's not even worth repeating. New Jack must really think he's interesting, because he never shuts the fuck up.

    3. Tylene Buck speaks (enough of a reason right there) and says her segments were higher than Goldberg's (not a stretch really, if she was talking about the period when he broke his hand on a limo window). She tells us that Goldberg came up to her and said "what is this, a porn show now", which she took offence too. Ironically, she now makes her living lezzing it up on film for no doubt the same amount of money that Lee Marshall's contract was worth in WCW.

    4. Sean O'Haire comes across as a complete tosser and has nothing of note to say.

    5. Vampiro seems to start off good, then his dickhead friends keep throwing things at him and he laughs and never gets to finish his stories.

    6. Chyna is drinking out of the back of a car in the middle of a carpark and is with some plastic bint and her fat friend, who tries to cut a wrestling promo using the immortal line "your about as big as half a minute".

     

    I'm sure there's more I can think of. But it is shit.

     

    95 to go then....

  2. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RIx5eSXbjLM&...feature=related

     

    Thought some of you might find this interesting. This is after ECW's Heatwave 2000 (when XPW tried to disrupt the show). The footage is taken outside the building.

     

    Is it fuck!

     

    Well it says "after the ECW PPV In Augusta". Augusta is in Gerogia, not California where the Heatwave PPV was held. So it blatantly isn't a video of the incident...and if you read the comments on youtube, it actually says it's footage from after a WWECW show.

  3. I remember watching that on DSF :( And they followed it up with dual atomic drops. Christ, I hate that move.I searched for the DSF channel online the other day, just out of curiousity to see if they had any wrestling still on. I remember watching that channel from 1993 onwards and over the years they showed, WCW PPV's, Clashes, Nitro's, WCW Saturday Night and others.Today they just get SmackDown.The wrestling world is indeed a poorer place today.
    Ah TV 3, they used to show WCW and ECW every once in a while...Its odd hearing the commentary in Danish though. Been a while.
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