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Very enjoyable.

Best site ever. So enjoyable to slap that CUNT.

 

Question from Mother I can't answer: Why do the British Nazi's hate Nick Griffin and the BNP? Thank you.

 

They think he's too liberal.

Polly Walker

43 I think.

 

Did any fathers out there have dreams about their child before it was born? Reason i ask is I had a very vivid dream last night, where my baby was born. Cut a long story short, it was a boy. Anyone else have a dream like this, and was it accurate? We still dont know what we're having, we want the surprise.

Strangely enough I have had dreams about my own children before they were born, I even had a dream about delivering this one. I have always had dreams they were boys so it's no great suprise that the latest one was a boy. I never really thought I would deliver a baby, let alone my own, I have been joking about it for weeks though.Do you secretly want it to be a boy silvera? I did with my eldest and my 2nd son. With the 3rd and 4th, even though we didn't know it was a long running joke I can only produce boys which has obviously rung true.

Thanks everyone, Baby and mum are staying in another night just to be sure as baby vommed up some blood in the night. So ive just managed to get my 2 middle lads of 4 and 2 (2 tomorrow that is) into bed for 9pm. If mum knew I would be a dead man. It would have been a lot easier if my eldest was stopping the night as they listen to him more than me. I will try and get a pic up tomorrow if they come out.

All the way down the last road to the hospital she was screaming she was pushing, and I was telling her she wan't allowed, there was no parking so I dumped the car and phoned the midwives and ran round the car to her door. She was trying to get out but I was pushing her back in as they are slippery buggers and I would never for give myself if I dropped him on the concrete. Suddenly the waters emerged unbroken, followed by a little head, no time to think, just had to guide him out as best I could, no time to get my spikey gloves on so he unfortunately slipped into the footwell, I only just managed to protect his neck, thankfully he was absolutely fine. For about 20 seconds I was crying out 'oh my god I've dropped him, I've dropped him, help!' but once I had got him safely into mummy's arms and the midwives came running out it turned to proud, joyous shouts of 'too late I have done it, I delivered him!'.Later on, I was out making all the phone calls and the midwife popped into Claires room and asked if it was ok to put me down on all the official paperwork, so it was a nice suprise to get all the letters with my name on as the deliverer of the baby. If I have learned one thing it's that no matter how much a person is screaming in agonym no matter how much blood there is and no matter how loud you cry for help, nearby ambulance drivers having a tea break don't come to your aid, then they look guilty and fuck off in the ambulances.

My number 4 son was born at 1545 today, in our car with me as chief (and only) midwife. 7lbs 2 both mother and baby doing fine.

Another cute one! My number 4 is due any day now, can't wait.

Congratulations

Y2K was one of the biggest cons by the IT industry of all time. The company I worked for brought in tens of thousands purely on "Y2K checks" and upgrades of hardware that were pointless 99% of the time.Its shocking that people aren't outraged by it.

Ironically the 9th September 1999 caused a few problems for some older systems that worked off a 6 figure date/line/program code.

My wife is due to give birth to our first child Sept 30th. We had our first ante natal class on Thursday, none of the stuff is sinking in! I feel just as clueless now as I did 7 months ago! I am worried that I am gonna be fucking useless when It all starts happening! Its fair to say that I am a nervous wreck.Also - our midwife is a Milf. So its not all bad!

Here's a bit of advice I was given, and has been agreed as correct by most of the people I know who have given birth, including my sister in law, and my better half.

When the expectant mum wants to physically kill every fucking bastard in the room, then it's time to hold her hand and prepare yourself for some screaming.

As a Dad of 3 little ones, and with number 4 due early October, my advice is, mop brows, rub backs, and hold hands as much as possible, words of encouragement should come thick and fast too. Of course if the mrs needs some help you could be there for her too.

Even pregnant MAT still looks fit as !

Thats kinda insulting considering you can't even see her face. Although you don't always look up the chimney when you stoke the fire.

Pregnant women do it for me, thats probably why I have a million kids.

But you wouldn't. She;'s pregnant so she can't get more pregnant and when she isn't pregnant you don't want to because she doesn't do it for you. Unless she can get pregnant while pregnant, but that would mean that we ar all trapped in the world of bAzTNM.

Don't panic, I just want to have sex with pregnant women not actually inpregnate them, and I do still find women attractive when they are not pregnant. Heres the thing though, there might be a woman who is obviously attractive but I don't fancy, then she gets pregnant and it changes the whole thing.Actually I just really like cuddling up to mrs crux while she is pregnant, having my hand on the bump and feeling the baby kick while I am drifting off to sleep.Unfortunately I've had shingles so I have been sleeping on my own even though a doctor and a pharmasist says there is utterly no risk to the baby. Last night I thought I would creep back into my own bed only to find my 2 youngest kids fast asleep cuddling on my sade of the bed.

Even pregnant MAT still looks fit as !

Thats kinda insulting considering you can't even see her face. Although you don't always look up the chimney when you stoke the fire.

Pregnant women do it for me, thats probably why I have a million kids.

Congrats to all those expecting or those with recently arrived. CruX Jr number 4 will grace us with his/her arrival on or around the 13th October, which is 2 days before my youngests 2nd birthday and 2 weeks after my middle sons 4th Birthday and 2 months before my eldest sons 8th Birthday. If its a boy, and I can continue playing then I will have my own 5 side team.

I was just wondering how many people on here are single parents?or are in relationships but not with the mother/father of their child??

My eldest son lives with my Ex Wife. I have 2 boys with the current bint. And a baby on the way.

unless the suggestion is that he'd just injected a massive amount of testosterone and therefore went stir crazy.

Do you know what stir crazy means?

Isn't it something to do with being imprisoned? 'Stir' was a common slang word for prison, you don't hear it much now though. An old boy I used to chat to when I was a postman used to talk about the POW camps and people going 'Stir Crazy' and making a run for it knowing they would be shot.

I wanted to post this, purely due to how suprised I was:I heard something this morning, on the train, which upset me. There was a group of blokes talking, and I heard one comment "Do(ing) a Chris Benoit", which was followed by some sort of choking action.That was something I never expected to hear, and frankly a little disappointed to hear that.

Until all this happened I would quite happily threaten my 2 eldest kids and my mrs with death in a jokey way. Like 'Clean your room up or I am gonna murderise you' etc. Now I find myself stopping mid sentence and feeling a bit ashamed.As for the jokes, I am hardly suprised, it took about a day after the Lockerbie crash before the jokes, the Ken Biggley jokes were going round work before he even copped it. As soon as Ian Huntley was arrested they were coming out fast, Chinese cockle picking jokes the lot.

Regarding the Crossface...Early on wasn't there a report that Daniel was suffocated with a bag? If so, it's fairly easy to imagine that Benoit could have used the Crossface positioning to limit any struggle and then pulled back on a bag over Daniel's face until he suffocated. That would theoretically account for several of the reasons why the Crossface is being discounted.

A more logical approach would be to hold him on his back with ones legs and lower body weight accross one arm and place the other outside hand onto the other arm leaving a free hand to put pressure on a bag over the nose and mouth. If he did do it by pulling back he would have a more effective way of limiting struggle by placing all his bodyweight on top of his face down body. I get the feeling that all the claims of it being the cross face seem to be trying to suggest some sort of perverse activity. I certainly feel repulsed (even more than the actual murders that is) at the thought of benoit killing his son with such a move. Previously I have felt I would have no problems watching a benoit match knowing what his actions were, but if it becomes 100% confirmed that benoit killed his child with the crippler crossface then I doubt I could ever watch a benoit match ever again, in fact I would doubt my ability to watch any wrestling outside of world of sport.There is come thought that effectively and rapidly blocking the airway while sleeping would cause rapid asphixiation without the victim regaining their senses.

its totally fucked thats what it is. I have never thought about anything for as long or in as much detail as this. 6 days of it, always playing on my mind, god knows why.

I know what you mean, it has been playing on my mind too. I am not looking for anything to Vindicate Benoit as it is clear that all the evidence points to him murdering his family but something just doesn't feel right, it is as if there is more to it. I would like to think that even after going bonkers Benoit would have left some clue as to why before topping himself. Especially as he left two children behind.As for him putting the crossface on, I can't say I have tried but I doubt I would be able to succesfully apply the crossface to my slightly undersized 6 year old. Kids arms slip out of the grasp so easily, more likely the bruising on the arm could be attributed to holding him down as he was struggling. Also I was led to believe the an investigating officer commented that the 'instruments of death' (odd choice of words) were found close by to the bodies. Suggesting to me that there was more than one item used to kill and as the bodies were found in different rooms then it would suggest that an 'Instrument' was used on Daniel, thus discounting the crossface theory.One thing that has struck me as odd and has not received much attention is the placing of two bibles by the bodies. Where did he get the bibles from? Were they new? Possibly bought on friday on his way home from the doctors? I would have thought it was an important clue as to what the state of his mind was prior to killing them. Where was Daniel when Nancy was killed?I have discussed this dreadful situation with people who don't watch wrestling and after going through facts and speculation several people have asked me if it is possible that given the fact there was a seperate address on file for him could he have been seperated from Nancy while they were sorting there problems leading him to return to the house on Saturday to find them both dead, then feeling he can't go on he hanged himself.The evidence points away from that but I guess that speculation such as this will go on forever unless they can conclusively provide a solid chain of events as to what happened and why. So far no clear motive is apparant. Aside from speculating that Nancy was leaving him or he snapped the only other motive I can take a stab at revolves around the odd fact he took life insurance out which would pay out to his ex wife and the children with her but not to Nancy and Daniel. If this is true then this could indicate premedication as far back as that, although if he had a standard policy benefiting his current wife and children then I would guess that with Nancy and Daniel being dead that his surviving kids would get everything and their mother could hold it in trust for them so the end result is the samw whether he cut Nancy and Daniel out or not. How would the policy stand up against suicide?

I was disgussing the situation with a family member who doesn't follow wrestling but has an experience of investigating crime. He made the point that it's very odd he hasn't left a note explaining his actions, even people who do the most unexplainable things often feel the need to explain themselves. The other point he made which I hadn't really thought of is, although it is unlikely, Did Nancy and Chris see no way out for their family and thought the best thing would be to end it all for them selves, it has been known for families with children who have severe disabilities to want to for want of a better phrase put them out of their misery, but they also want to end their lives as they can't live without them. I know Nancy was bound at the wrist and feet, and there was a sign of a struggle but it has been known in suicide pacts that the weaker among the pact fear they will back out at the last minute even though they are sure it is what they want so to avoid bottling it they get someone else to tie them up and do it for them. I don't think any parent would realistically want to watch their child die particularly a mother who often have a closer bond with a child so she could have requested to go first, what strikes me as odd is he tied her up but it seems she never managed to raise the alarm to the son, I don't know how mentally disabled Danial was so he might not have had a comprehension of what was happening anyway, then he does her in with a 'cable'. The reason I find this odd is took the time and effort to bind her up but used something as odd as a cable to finish her off? Perhaps he planned to do it with his hands but he broke down or something went wrong, he panicked and grabbed the first thing he could to finish her off. At first I thought the knee in the back might be relevent to him not being able to look at her face as she dies but then I think of him smothering his son with a bag in his sleep. The fact he killed his son some time after his wife could be he found it difficult to go through with and waited for him to sleep, he could have explained the absence of his mother as her being ill in bed, or the poor kid was petrified after witnessing his mothers murder that he would do anything his father asked for fear he would be next. I don't think many 7 year olds have a good understanding of death, my 6 year old recently explained death to me, or his thoughts on it, he believes that you can't due unless you reach 100 years of age, even though a member of his family on his mothers side was murdered in his 30s so Benoit could have told the kid anything in reality, why would a child not believe his father unless there was a history of him mistreating the boy. Another odd thing, people have said why leave 2 bibles by the body, whats more odd to me is where did he come across the bibles, I have read previously that he detested religion, and even if his wife was religious I wonder why they had 2 bible in the house. I am a bit religious, and my partner has quite a strong faith we only have a copy of the new testament in the house that I was presented with when I joined the army and a childrens bible storybook for the kids. Did he buy them on the Friday before this all took place, or after he killed them? it is just something that makes me wonder.I know deep down Benoit murdered his wife and son, and even if it was a suicide pact and he did the job for his wife it is still murder, worse than that he is a child murderer, a child could never make a rational decision about suicide.There are so many un answered questions and it seems that the only person who could have explained exactly what happened for sure was Benoit himself. I know some people are holding out on the hope it was a triple murder, or benoit returned home to find his family murdered and took his own life but it seems unlikely. I wish the truth would come out, to me benoit was a great wrestler but ultimately he took the lives of his family, whether it was a sane cold calculating act or he had become mentally ill he still caused 3 deaths that weekend.I don't want to go down the religious road, but I don't wish hell upon him or anyone, it isn't for me to do that but I hope that he is judged on the other side as he hasn't had to face judgement on this side. The odd thing about it is if he hadn't killed himself and had plead not guilty he would have been tried, but as he did kill himself and didn't leave a note accounting for his actions the authoraties seem to have made a judgment on his guilt.Ok I have had my say, these are just my thoughts, I think they are as valid as anyones. I did feel upset about the benoits dying, and in fact I still do, even Chris as I just can't imagine exactly what he was thinking to do any of it. It is very tragic and I feel awful for the Children benoit left behind, not only have they lost a brother and a father but they have to come to terms with the fact that their father was a suicidal murderer. That does bring a tear to my eye and a lump to my throat.

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I think I just wet my pants

You don't mean 'Sara Jane'? From CBeebies.

 

 

I could certainly lose myself in her big brown eyes.

 

I know she's been mentiond before but I thought I would post a pic.

 

 

Polly Walker, 40 in a few weeks and so sexy it's unbelieveable.

 

Kirsteen O'Sullivan from a show called Just for Laughs,don't know if it's shown south of the border.

Is it along the lines of setups? Like a man sat on a busy street in an armchair in a spacesuit, people laugh but a mini bus goes past, he hops on and people wonder where he's gone type of thing?If so it was on Border TV south of the Border, dunno if it's still running.Didn't she continually flash her under garments for a skit too?

Does anyone know of any promotions that have promoted, regularly promote or are going to promote shows in Cumbria? More specifically the Lake District.Also, does anyone know the results/attendance of All Star Wrestling's Skegness show tonight?

Just outside the lake district in Sunny Kendal, Shane Palmer has promoted a few times at Kendal leisure centre and Ian Mcgregor has promoted there and I believe the town hall as well.