THEHIGHLANDER31

Shaky you are a shrewd business man and an outstanding nonse! I appreciate the ample wage which will keep me in lube for months and its certainly more than I'd pay my own talent back in the day (unless they were American of course in which case I'd empty my bank account just to live out one of my escapist sad mark gay fantasies.) Thanks for the offer of your DVD but being a boy sniffing arse bandit and champion bush dodger I already have your full collection!

As the main eventer and British Wrestling Legend I have a list of demands that must be met:

1. No Mike Musso
2. Two Personal assistants (both under 16 and very unsure of themselves)
3. Peace and quiet where I can receive hand jobs round the back of the ring van just the good old days!
4. The return of Kongo Kev and for him to win the Rumble!
5. Baby Oil (for my rippling physique) x 5
6. Boiled Egg
7. Kenny Morrison to appear as a special guest so he can be birched by me as and when I see fit!
8. Poppers LOTS OF POPPERS!
9. Permission to bleed from a tie up.
10. Dennis Stamps corpse to be dug up and hung over the ring AS A WARNING TO US ALL!

On 5/31/2020 at 6:51 PM, BigDaddyWhite said:

Hey wait a minute here Colin, you were the one who contacted me, you where the one who said you were “ready to make a comeback and show all the youngsters how it’s done with your rippling six pack, herculean physique and ability to bleed all over an entire venue after an arm drag.” I immediately contacted Jay “The Shrub Rocketeer” Phoenix who said he loved the idea of a tag team with yourself and it was agreed. I do agree that we’ve had a problem in the past with Mike Musso smelling like tires and people slipping on the grease from his hair. He has been warned that any continuation of this hillbilly behaviour will lead to his termination. Mike has been very understanding and also agrees that his tights should come with a epilepsy warning. You are a liar and a snake and a coward Colin and your powerbombs look like a fat baby trying to lift up a shit covered mitre! You will always be remembered as a failed wrestler, promoter, and nothing more than washed up chimney bottler and a bunty man!

Shakey Shane you dog! Any more of that chat and I'll come to your house and rip your windpipe out and have sex with it in front of your mother. You're nearly as bad as Spinner McKenzie but no where near as bad as Mike Musso. You are a convicted fraudster and a paedophile and I respect you for that. But I don't respect the fact you booked Mike Musso and his eternal whif of tires let alone putting him in the main event against UK Hulk Hogan. I would never be seen associating myself with a show of such low caliber and all the foam hands in the world won't change the fact that Mike Musso smells like tires. I'M THE HIGHLANDER THE MASTER OF THE POWERBOMB AND BOYS BUMS AND A FORMER BCW CHAMPION. DON'T MESS WITH ME!

HOW DARE YOU accounce people for shows when you haven’t contacted them? I have nothing to do with this show or wrestling in general despite cotemplatin a recent come back. Mike Musso is a wrestling reject who has hair like a burst lamppost and smells like tires. I would NEVER be seen associating myself with an obvious backyard federation like this. You are a discrace and a falure at life. Please remove my name from this pls