What I love about Pitcos is that he knows exactly what he's doing every time he posts stuff like that, but so many people take the bait.
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Step-1: Blame the writers for not letting you be you.
Step-2: Blame top wrestler. If laid off from 2000-2005, blame Triple H. 2005-present, blame John Cena.
Step-3: Do a shoot interview on a bunch of shows no one listens to. Repeat steps 2 and 3 while on said shows.
Step-4: Sign with ROH.
Step-5: Do another shoot interview, this one shot on a glorified home camcorder while you're interviewed by a guy pretending to be on ESPN. Interviewee may or may not have a history of child abuse and/or sex abuse. Porn careers acceptable.
Step-6: Say that if Paul Heyman was still there, you'd have a job.
Step-7: Oh fuck, Paul Heyman is there... ummmmm
Step-8: Underwhelm everyone in ROH, leave there and sign somewhere else.
Step-9: Find a hobby. Drug abuse counts.
Step-10: Resign with WWE after they put you through rehab. Sing their praises.
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Step-1: Blame the writers for not letting you be you.
Step-2: Blame top wrestler. If laid off from 2000-2005, blame Triple H. 2005-present, blame John Cena.
Step-3: Do a shoot interview on a bunch of shows no one listens to. Repeat steps 2 and 3 while on said shows.
Step-4: Sign with ROH.
Step-5: Do another shoot interview, this one shot on a glorified home camcorder while you're interviewed by a guy pretending to be on ESPN. Interviewee may or may not have a history of child abuse and/or sex abuse. Porn careers acceptable.
Step-6: Say that if Paul Heyman was still there, you'd have a job.
Step-7: Oh fuck, Paul Heyman is there... ummmmm
Step-8: Underwhelm everyone in ROH, leave there and sign somewhere else.
Step-9: Find a hobby. Drug abuse counts.
Step-10: Resign with WWE after they put you through rehab. Sing their praises.
Step-11: Get released again.
Step-12: Repeat steps 1-11.