Family Guy PMSL

I don't wear glasses... You've been stalking the wrong geezer you tragedy case.

Get a haircut that doesn't make you look like a Geordie Lesbian.

See kids, with a bit of elbow grease and some effort, you too can beat a 60 day suspension.

Tedium thy name is vanhalen2007. Stop it.

Why does Vanhalen2007 love boydy so much?

Keep the beard though kendal, otherwise you'll be less Joey Barton and more Tufty the Dyke.

I'm not Happ, I'm a new member and I'd appreciate if people stopped insisting I'm an ex-poster.

'Marge, can I get a duck?''You already have a monkey!''Can he get a duck....?'

Christ, this thread has been a disturbing as fuck read for a new member to the forum such as myself.

If Homer Simpson wants his Son to work in a Burlesque House, then Homer Simpson's Son is going to work in a Burlesque House........ Marge! Now you're going to hear a lot of crazy rumours...

THE SWEDISH ARE COMING!

'The Doctors may say it was a burst left ventricle, but I'll always know she died of a broken heart'

I don't like the way the forum has concocted a Scale of Gayness, and started applying it to it's members. Still, at least it's nice to be accepted

Then who is the new TripleGay?

TripleGay is TripleA. He was Chris Harris. Now he's Robert Roode. If that group of forum outlaws who we cant say the three letters of were still around, he might have had a shirt by now.

Indeed. He's done alright for himself and might even bring some respect to the Mafia threads - in conjunction with gmoney, of course.

'My theory is... Skinner likes dog food' - Bart when queried about why he's made balls of Dog Food for Skinner's 25th Anniversary Party.

I've heard you mention the "black band t-shirt" look on more than a few occasions now. What's the deal with that?

 

I've seen you rush to reply to my posts on more than a few occasions today alone. What's the deal with that? Are you the new Gladstone Small, ready to use my white hot heel heat for a cheap pop and hopefully a push to the ranks of 'Poster of the Year' in this years all important UKFF awards?

 

TripleGay is the new Gladstone Small. I'm going to start sending him learning materials tomorrow.

Then who is the new TripleGay?

So he can feel as hard-done-by as his stalke

He should be banned for posting that picture of himself looking like a poor mans Pete Doherty.

Can a human actually look that way? I mean looking worse than Doherty? Didn't think it was possible

 

What a scruffy cunt.

No-one has even touched on Hank Scorpio. Everything he said was a genius one-liner.

'Good job Homer, when you go home tonight there's going to be another storie on your house'

'Like these moccasins? If you do, there's a pair in the closet for you. If you don't? Then neither do I! Get the Hell out of here! Ever see a man say goodbye to a pair of shoes?'

So he can feel as hard-done-by as his stalke

"Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day."

"Your father can be very sensitive. Remember the time I laughed at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and closed his detective agency."

Completely forgot about this one, total gem.

Alright folks,

Whilst searching for my avatar whilst watching the 'New York' episode of the Simpsons, I thought 'What is everyone's single favourite line in The Simpsons'?

Just a couple off the top of my head:

'Operator, get me the number for 911'

After smashing up a gathering of Mendoza's Secret League of Arseholes, and rescuing the girl, McBain pows out a cracker when told 'Wow McBain, you really broke up that meeting'

'Right now I'm thinking of holding another meeting... IN BED!'

Plenty of crackers in the Frank Grimes episode, but as last words go, his rule...

'Extremely High Voltage'? Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp-...'

What about you lot, which Simpsons one-liners got you giggling?