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  1. you missed the (!) in my sentence i see??seriously what matches has jonny done to be called best british wrestler?

    Coming from the Numbers troll who at this time every year lists the entire GPW roster for the British Wrestler of The Year.Since I don't want to be a troll and the only British show I watched this year was shite I'd like to nominate Finlay as he's the only British wrestler I actually saw who I enjoyed to watch.
  2. Anderson Silva for totally dominating his weight class with ease and style.Randy Couture for making MMA totally magical with his comeback and title win.Urijah Faber has been the most outstanding fighter for me - beating everyone thrown at him but always having great fights. There appears to be no weaknesses in his game at all.

  3. You lot bite every time.......

    pointing that out and making it look like all your on here for is to wind people up will probably lead to you not being on here for very long mate...
    this thread is getting ridiculous now.Just because people have different views doesn't mean they should be criticised and abused for it.Its quite ironic that the very same people that have found all this offensive are the ones dishing out the insults, which are obviously intended in their own nature to be offensive.
    Except that the views expressed by impact and agreed with by you are critical and abusive with no foundation in fact. It was impact who was dishing out the insults towards gay people and you're desire to see gay people away from wrestling has led to you getting pulled up on it. It is not hypocritical for a person on this forum to criticise somoone for typing or agreeing with homophobic slurs, maybe it would be homophobic if those same people were chanting 'faggot' at a wrestling show but that's not the case here.
  4. Woopsy!When Nancy Benoit lost her virginity, Chris Benoit found it and put it back.Superman wears Chris Benoit pajamas.Chris Benoit once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour Crossfaceing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chris Benoit says its beef. Then it's fucking beef!Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Chris Benoit does not feel like carrying you.Chris Benoit played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Chris Benoit. Sounds like a fair fight.When life gave Chris Benoit lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.Chris Benoit was never addicted to Steroids. Steroids was addicted to Chris Benoit.Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Chris Benoit is, in fact, still alive.Chris Benoit once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.Chris Benoit is the leading cause of death in 7 year old boys.Chris Benoit once double teamed a girl.......by himself.Chris Benoit doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another 7 year old twelve miles away.When Chris Benoit was a child, he fflying headbutted himself off the Grand Canyon, Chris Benoit the man was born.There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Chris Benoit.Chris Benoit killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.Killing Chris Benoit doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.The childrens game Simon Says should be renamed to Benoit Says because if Benoit says something then you better fucking do it. Just ask Nancy.When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chris Benoit jumps out.Chris Benoit's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.If Rosa Parks was in Chris Benoit's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.Your attraction to Chris Benoit in no way affects your sexual orientation.You can lead a horse to water. Chris Benoit can make him drink.When Google can't find something, it asks Chris Benoit for help.In 96 hours, Chris Benoit has killed 93 children and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Chris Benoit less than an hour. And he's done it twice.When The Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chris Benoit.Chris Benoit got Hellen Keller to talk.Chris Benoit can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.Guns dont kill people, Chris Benoit kills people.Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Chris Benoitr".In kindergarten, Chris Benoit killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.Chris Benoit has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.People with amnesia still remember Chris Benoit.It would only take 1 crossface for Chris Benoit to kill 50 Cent.If you spell Chris Benoit in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.Chris Benoit literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Chris Benoit laughs at Superman for having a weakness.Chris Benoit knows Victoria's secret.Every time you maturbate Chris Benoit kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Chris Benoit, you're fucking dead."When Chris Benoit pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.If O.J. ever met Chris Benoit, he'd confess.If Chris Benoit was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.No man has ever used the phrase, "Chris Benoit is a pussy" in a sentence and lived to tell the taleThe bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWCBD?"Chris Benoit makes onions cry.You walk into a bar and Chris Benoit's your wingman, you're probably gonna get laid.Chris Benoit doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.Chris Benoit's house has an alarm system -- not to warn Benoit of intruders, but to warn the intruders of BenoitStone Cold Steve Austin was once piledriven, broke his neck and completed the match. Chris Benoit can't beleive he sold it.Chris Benoit is the 'i' in team.It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Chris Benoit milk. In which case, you're fucked.When E.T. phoned home, Chris Benoit answered.Nobody says 'hit me' when Chris Benoit deals Blackjack.If Chris Benoit misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.Chris Benoit removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Chris Benoit never needs to escape.On a high school math test, Chris Benoit put down "Domestic Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chris Benoit solves all his problems with Domestic Violence.Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Chris Benoit during sex; because they are doing the same thing.If Chris Benoit shot you while quail hunting, it wouldn't be an accident.If you're holding a gun to Chris Benoit head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Chris Benoit way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Chris Benoit been looking for him

    Are suggesting fictional character from 24 Jack Bauer and murderer Chris Benoit are alike? Because most have been amended from a 24 fansite.....
  5. I'll watch ROH, and I'll adore SHIMMER forever, but I will never help Vince McMahon make money ever again.

    I'm not having a go at you or anything like that (and I'm aware I'm taking your point a little out of context but I think it's an important consdieration) but I think it's very naive to put all the blame for wrestling's ills at Vince's door. The style being wrestled on the independents is just as likely in many respects to lead to painkiller addiction with all the high impact stuff. I accept that they often don't wrestle the same schedule but the drug problems are there. Independent wrestling is filled with veterans struggling with addiction yet still being booked. Likewise I suspect many of the wrestlers doing well on the indies will be looking for a helpful doctor if WWE shows any interest.WWE's attitude to physiques and general tolerance of drug problems over the years is a huge part of the problem but it is not the only roster with a problem. I've no idea about the attitudes in ROH's locker room for example but I would be amazed if there was no issues there with recreational / prescription drugs etc.
  6. I'm quite surprised that I am the only person who has voted for CMLL. What other promotion packed at least 10,000 in every week for most of the year, including 15,000 plus for something like 5 straight weeks. Although the bubble burst towards the end of the year 2006 was an awesome year for CMLL. Mistico was great on top and Los Perros Del Mal were great also. I felt the match quality was spot on for much of the year and the main events were usually lots of fun.

  7. Its Edge vs Foley that's winning actually, although I echo your sentiments. I thought Edge vs Foley was okay but nothing too special. It was a spot fest built on promos prior to the match ending with a 'Holy Shit' spot - fun to watch perhaps but MOTY, no.

  8. The best fued for me was the CZW vs ROH fued. It was a weird deal because I considered myself ore of an ROH fan than a CZW fan but found myself rooting for the CZW side, probably because I prefer to see a good old fashioned brawl as opposed to chanting 'thankyou' at wrestlers. The ROH fans and Cornette's (who I love) promos aimed at them turned the CZW side babyface in my opinion

  9. Danielson got my vote. With the exception of the CZW fued ROH lost it's sparkle for me this year despite all their new fans and plaudits. Old habits die hard and I still picked up their DVDs but increasingly I found myself only caring about the Danielson title defence and it got to the stage where I wasn't bothered about anything on the card bar the Danielson match. I really think he carried the promotion. It doesn't hurt that he is exactly the kind of wrestler I enjoy to watch and I can't remember a single match of his where I lost interest last year.

  10. Moj got my vote for poster of the year - almost certainly on the back of the 1PW expose. Despite giving me Christmas AIDS at the end of 2005 I've found myself really enjoying his posts all year. An honorable mention has to go to Rick for his determined efforts to generate discussion and Hat Guy with his great insights on the British wrestling scene as well as his lucha thread. I've a soft spot for Mo also for running the UFC predictions thread and his 'daily discussion thread' in November.

  11. There are many worthy contenders this year which makes this board 'special' I guess and it's hard to pick just one. I agree with herbie, hitman90210 really should be on the list and would be my pick if I had the net during the nominations. I voted Oliver because he does everything to justify the stereotype of wrestling fans being total nerds and spastics. I'm being a bit unfair because he's on for his youtube contributions more than ukff output - ukff alone the award goes to 'toys out of the pram' stinger splash. Despite never agreeing with EWWChris I think he's a higher calibre poster than the rest of the dolts on the list.

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