Got pissed with a group of work mates at the crimbo beano, was dared to jump on the bonet of the next car so I did only after trying to jump on to the roof and catching my foot on a set of blue lights did I relise it was a cop car...
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Slid off the roof over the boot and on to the floor whilst the rest of the group pissed themselfs laughing...
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Cops got out and walked to the back of the car after picking me up off the floor they told me I was a "silly boy" and needed my bottom spanking!
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They were from my station!
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Another time another job we talked the new boy into going in to the alley behind a club with Lucy one of the people in the office for a bit of how's your father... She started sucking his cock then imagine his shock when down and dirty with her it turns out she was a pre-op transexual!
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Got pissed with a group of work mates at the crimbo beano, was dared to jump on the bonet of the next car so I did only after trying to jump on to the roof and catching my foot on a set of blue lights did I relise it was a cop car...
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Slid off the roof over the boot and on to the floor whilst the rest of the group pissed themselfs laughing...
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Cops got out and walked to the back of the car after picking me up off the floor they told me I was a "silly boy" and needed my bottom spanking!
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They were from my station!
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Another time another job we talked the new boy into going in to the alley behind a club with Lucy one of the people in the office for a bit of how's your father... She started sucking his cock then imagine his shock when down and dirty with her it turns out she was a pre-op transexual!
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Poor kid was never the same after!