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Charles goodwill

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  1. Surprised that CJ Parker hasn't had a bollocking. Medically speaking the way he hit Owens could have killed him, that sounds dramatic but the impact to the nose and the direction of Palm could of pushed the cartlidge in Owens nose into his skull.

     

    Obviously that is a worse case scenario situation but all the same it seems a bit dangerous.

  2. There's a few poeple on my Facebook who really make me question my faith in humanity. The diversity of stupidity spouted by them has forced me to come up with different catergories for these throbbers.

     

    1. The repeat and delete twats

    Basically this is made up of people who see something on television and feel the need to repeat it on facebook. More often than not the topic they are posting about is something so far beyond their comprehension that its akin to watching a chicken try to fuck a worm. What's worse is that the people of this group are typically the type that also post shite such as "I never learned to spelt wright nor did I thunk educaten wus impotent and now the guv pays for me to have kids and got nice house with a shower and reel taps."

     

    2. The pet name and shame group

    I don't mind couples having pet names for each other but for fucks sake keep it to yourself. The worst offenders are the "my man is so fit." Is he? Is your man fit? Oh good because I often did wonder. And if he wasn't would you really post "aww my man has a heart of gold and treats me like a princess, shame he is pig fucking ugly and smells like a walrus fart." Please fuck off.

     

    3. The sharing and caring group

    "Share this or a squirrel will climb through your window and eat your socks." You know what I have to many socks so I'm not sharing and fucking bring the little rodent on. Also in this group are the fuckers who would go to the opening of a bag of crisps. And of course the carer's who feel the need to impart their "wisdom" to all those who neither want nor care about receiving it "PM if you need me hun/chick/tart, always there for you." Fuck off you self rightious pricks.

     

    I could go on but this has made me want to go and cull pretty much all members of these esteemed groups.

  3. I'm on a quick break at work so can't go into to much detail but somehow the group of lads sat behind me are talking about wrestling.

     

    Topics so far include

     

    The rock is going to come back soon as his character from fast and furious.

     

    Undertaker died years ago and has been portryaed by a lot of different people.

     

    Goldust is champ atm.

     

    The rock bottom wouldn't hurt.

     

    The stunner would hurt.

     

    Ill keep updating if they continue the conversation. Hopefully get some more detail when I'm not rushed for time.

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