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The army will be on the streets of London tonight. It is as yet unconfirmed if they'll be supplied by putting a cinder block through Millets window first or Blacks Outdoor Equipment.

Are they making good on the promise that "If Cena wins we riot"?

Last issue I read contained an obituary for Steve Williams where they filled the first third with copy I'm sure I read 5 years ago nostalgising about kayfabe and the dismantling of the old regional system. Disgraceful stuff. Call me naive but I thought obituaries were meant to be about well, you know, the person that died and not an excuse to belt out any old shite they kept on file.

It's a typical mid term budget: nothing too radical, all the talk is about steadying the ship and stimulating growth, with a couple of stealth-ninja tax introductions (private jet tax or something this time) . The lack of typical 'electoral bribes' shows that for now the coalition are on good terms and an early election isn't on either sides' mind.

Bischoff's Controversy Creates Cash is a good read. A bit revisionist in places but pretty insightful. I've got Flairs' To Be The Man sitting on the coffee table but it's not a particularly good read as it reads like it was ghost written by a heat magazine reject.