Weezage

Now, I distinctly remember during Doink's entrance, the music would change from happy to evil the whole time.

 

Did I imagine this? I can only find themes on youtube that start with a small bit of clown music and then evil for the rest of the time.

So did she get back with the father afterwards or what?A quick timeline, please, someone.

I am almost definite there were a few pages about how it's very odd to sex someone who has another man's kid inside them.Did I imagine this?

Sorry I aint been keeping up with current events - is the Dad still the deadbeat he was all them pages back or has he redeemed himself and started tucking into the placenta?

Nah, I believe he's still a deadbeat. She has a new boyfriend. We had a few pages about how it was weird of the new boyfriend to fuck a girl who has someone else's baby inside her.

Pic to demonstrate?

And I usually have to say "Carl, with a C" or for my middle name "Mathew, with one t". Weezage would have a stroke if he was me.

I totally would. Probably not related to your names, though.

Yeah because like the rest of the population able to use the English language, having two l's instead of one will automatically make his name the hardest name in the world to spell, pronounce and say out loud. Honestly, its an extra l, don't be such a gimp.

Or he'll spend his entire life going 'No, actually, that's Dylan with two L's' when it has to be written down.

Please do not call the kid Dyllan.It will just make his life difficult!

I just assumed the child was getting named Chantelle.

I'm thoroughly enjoying this. Please keep going.Maybe we could even rename the thread and make it 100% about arguments?

I think you should stop leading the poor guy on.

Just ask her.I'm sure she'd be happy to pretend to be offended but still tell you as she craves the attention.

I think she was implying everyone should have accidental pregnancies too so she wouldn't feel so bad.Not definite, like.

I think it's become pretty obvious that I am.I have no problem with you, I'm just pointing out the facts, love.

He has money?!

Yes, it's given to him through tax payers, due to his low income. Try to keep up.

Sometimes I wish there was a thread that was just the MAT timeline. Its too annoying having to trawl the shitloads of other threads to find it all so i could try to figure out past vs present.I thought TNA made no sense.

Basically, on a short time line.Lesbian - bi - straight - pregnant.

or maybe i was Bi all along? ever considered that?

No. As you made a post going 'ive never had feelings about a guy like this before. omgomg. but richard is so special and i think i wanna spend forever with him. helppp!!!!'So, yeah, you were definitely a 'lesbian' at one point.

He has money?!

Yes, it's given to him through tax payers, due to his low income. Try to keep up.

Sometimes I wish there was a thread that was just the MAT timeline. Its too annoying having to trawl the shitloads of other threads to find it all so i could try to figure out past vs present.I thought TNA made no sense.

Basically, on a short time line.Lesbian - bi - straight - pregnant.

No, please fuck off, I'm at least trying to help (badly yes, just going by things I have been taught/gathered) unlike some of the other wanjkers on this thread (awaits obvious replys suggestings reasons for helping MAT)

You want to screw the baby?

I find the best part of the thread is when the ex lesbian who is currently accidentally pregnant with the child of a deadbeat tries to condescend people.

Yeah, I didn't quite get that either.Jasmine, your story is extremely sad and it's terrible you had to go through that but I don't see the relevance?The reason I asked about MAT is because she always appears to be ridiculously emotionally unstable. Nothing to do with age.

Calm down, love, you're carrying a child.

Also, you cannot have a planned surprise. You're just covering now because you forgot to take your pill.

Honestly, I'm just terrified you'll suddenly decide you're a lesbian again.

It was 'sort of' planned earlier. Make up your mindAnd no-one is saying you shouldn't go for it. I was just confirming my suspicious it was an accident.

There's also the soap opera nature of her love life and sexuality to consider.

That too. I just thought it'd be inappropriate to point out.Also, call me crazy, but I would personally consider it a bit soon to have a child when you haven't even been together for the length of a pregnancy yet.The 'none of your business' thing becomes negated when you always post what's going on in your life on a public forum.And for the love of God, 'loosing' is not a word.

Honestly, I'm just asking because it seems a bit early into the relationship to have a planned child.Also, Jesus, a guy doesn't reply immediately and is a coward?And 'Sort of'. Does that just mean 'No but we'd discussed having a maybe one day perhaps in the future'?