Lumber Jack

ONE match?

Knew he was overrated.

I'll pass, thanks.

For a guy who doesn't like Daniel Bryan and isn't convinced about his past moments of greatness in the ring , what wrestling match YouTube link would you show them to try and convince them that Bryan is actually as good as a lot of people say ?

I am that guy, btw.

No, thats my source. My source has been quiet these past few months. Since Wrestlemania, tbh.

 

To late to nominate for post of the month?

Awesome.

No, thats my source. My source has been quiet these past few months. Since Wrestlemania, tbh.

Ive got a friend who has said Big Show was scheduled and ready to win the World Championship against Swagger at OVER THE LIMIT, but the powers-that-be changed their mind with only days to go.

Has anyone else heard / read this, and if so, do you know any more details ?

'Fanks !

What happened to (WWE)ECW's Vance Archer?

I liked him.

Yeah - I'm LUMBER JACK ? Sheesh.

...its also a class Dinosaur Jr tune.

Would somebody please fucking get that fat, desperate, Sunny video off my UKFF ?

gay

Just respectful , actually.

I'd take that Christmas hat off man. Christmas parafanalia is bad luck this time of year, and you're gonna need all the luck you can get, when I start choppin', Tommy boy.

What is the most critically acclaimed Lumber JILL match ?

That might be Tammy Sytch, but during her weaker , darker days, and I for one think it should be buried, deep, dark in the woods.

Would somebody please fucking get that fat, desperate, Sunny video off my UKFF ?

Randy Savage vignette from the mid-80s. Just hilarious. I wish there was stars around like this bloke today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr_ehvSPynw...feature=related

I didn't watch wrestling back then, but from what I did see I was always terrified of Savage. As in I would have actual nightmares about him breaking into my home and chasing after me, shouting "come out, come out wherever you are" in his bizarrely gruff voice. So yeah, this segment brought back bad memories.

Ha!

Thank you very much.

Where do you think I could download a torrent for this week's NXT episode ?

Isohunt's cupboards are bare. . .

No. You just admitted you masturbate while watching wrestling. I'm having a fucking ball.

I totally do. I had blisters on my fingers rewinding the Judgment Day 2003 bikini contest between Sable and Torrie Wilson. I shot my load, during the Roddy Piper vs Mr. America match though. I couldnt hold out any longer once he hit the legdrop.

Ladies and gentleman .... the 2009 poster of the year.

A self confessed wanker, who, on a Friday night enjoys nothing more than faceless forum wrestling discussion.... only he's more into wanking whilst watching wrestling, than wrestling itself. Insane.

No. You just admitted you masturbate while watching wrestling. I'm having a fucking ball.

 

Did i? Where?

Ooops. Not so much you. You're the guy that merely missed the point. Sorry.

No. You just admitted you masturbate while watching wrestling. I'm having a fucking ball.

Anyone else think that wanking and wrestling shouldn't come hand in hand? (So to speak).

I think it totally should. That's why Maryse isnt wrapped up in a duffle jacket. Your telling me you've never had a wank over Sable circa 1998? I did. I still like to put a ruler in between the stuck together pages of an old Raw magazine she was on the cover of in 1999 when nights are lonely.

 

Hey i'm sure he has a photo of Beth Phoenix because he admires her workrate, nothing to do with the fact that she is a tall blonde with big tits who wears a tight outfit on tv.

To reiterate, yes women like Maryse and Phoenix are ultra hot. And when I was 14, Sable and Sunny were on my mind. A lot.

But to whack on out while the wrestling is on. THAT is another story. You guys........

Anyone else think that wanking and wrestling shouldn't come hand in hand? (So to speak).

I think it totally should. That's why Maryse isnt wrapped up in a duffle jacket. Your telling me you've never had a wank over Sable circa 1998? I did. I still like to put a ruler in between the stuck together pages of an old Raw magazine she was on the cover of in 1999 when nights are lonely.

Haha - NOT WHILE THE WRESTLING IS ON !

You, my pimply faced friend, have just been busted !

Anyone else think that wanking and wrestling shouldn't come hand in hand? (So to speak).

Was Sunny getting covered in Shawn Michaels' birthday cake on RAW a highlight of anyone else's youth?

...um...thanks !

What was Nailz prisoner I.D. ??

Why was NAILZ spelt with a 'Z' ??

Is John Madden 2010 any good?

Bear in mind I haven't bought a Madden game since '04.

Thanks.