JV John Vollman

The dig in the latest issue about someone's haircut was a bit strange.

Can't recall who exactly they're talking about but it's like 'A main eventer would not have a hairstyle like that' as though that's ever mattered in professional wrestling.

It still has the ability to crack me up with the most simplistic of lines though.

It was reviewing the Royal Rumble skit with Hornswoggle and Teddy Long and it read:

'Backstage Long had some bad news for Hornswoggle; His attempts to talk jive were "just horrible" To sideste a recurrence Long handed him a coy of Rosetta Stone Ebonics Level 1. "With this you can never embarrass yourself anymore" said Long helpfully.'

I'm convinced this was written to amuse, got me anyway.

Do Power Slam or FSM get official accreditation for their writers to go to WWE shows in the UK?

Or do they have to buy tickets like any other fan and then write whatever they're doing up on their laptop when they go home?

It was early 2001 and I was 17. My grandad took very ill all of a sudden so we had to travel back up north (we were away for a long weekend) to be at his bedside. Family came from all over the country to the hospital but within 24 hours he passed away. Stricken by grief, me and my cousin (she was 21) walked out of the hospital and went to the nearest pub where we drank ourselves stupid.It's at this point where, overcome with emotion, the feeling of emptiness and the want of affection took over from us and we ended up sleeping together. The next morning I felt truely terrible and sick to the pit of my stomach. It was even worse at the funeral when I had to see her again, as well as her fella and my then missus. Thankfully I've only had to see her twice since then, once when she married said fella. So in short, the night that my grandfather passed away, two of his grandchildren fucked. So, so low.

Skinner: 'If only I could work out who the mysterious El Barto is...' as he looks at a spraypaint signature of Bart with his eyes covered.

I apologise if I'm not wanking into my mothers bedspread, but its worse than crying about being shit at your job and wating to leave.

Some of you lads are finished. Seek help.

Got through the first few pages before I thought of the following.

It is in no way weird, but it was certainly a low point for me.

Just seven days after splitting with my ex of four years, I found myself on a night out with my mates and decided early doors that I'd make my move and try and have my wicked way with my mate's bird's flat mate.

After some of the standard flirting and drink buying it was pretty obvious I was in there, so me, my mate and the two girls headed back to their flat. It was a grotty and small place that was freezing cold, and this was in January.

*scenes missing.

Next morning woke up in a stingy one bedroom flat in one of the roughest areas in the city,

I still very much enjoy it to be honest.

Read it for two minutes and the message is clear. We don

He hates Mark Henry and Yoshi Tatsu's music?

 

He clearly knows nothing about anything.

Couldn't agree more with this.

I need to start following him on Twitter.

Anyone got any good streams to forward so this technophobe can watch Raw?

My Virigin planned is messed up, is Over the Limit on Sky Sports 1 or 2?

How much is the average WWE ref on yearly?

It was put over as mid-card story, but I thought Gary being shell-shocked in his house was handled very well and was put across excellently.

John Stape is the main man!

Even though the big fella was on hand to witness the birth of his premature daughter, he still had his wits about him to trek back to a scene of devastation that's crawling with good Emergency Services folk and remove the body of some tart he bumped off less than three or four hours ago.

What a hero Stape is. Or...one of the bigger heels, depending on how you look at it.

He's massively over either way.

The WrestleMania 26 highlights package that's been doing the rounds on Sky over the weekend, what was the song that was on during the HBK Taker match?

Google is my friend. The song is Supernatural - O'Death, for anyone who is wondering.

The WrestleMania 26 highlights package that's been doing the rounds on Sky over the weekend, what was the song that was on during the HBK Taker match?

I think the thing with Power Slam is, Fin Martin doesn't want to see broken down wrestlers struggling to put together matches regardless of who they are to the industry.

On the January 4th Raw we saw Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels shake hands on screen and bury the hatchet of Montreal. Over on Impact we saw the debut of Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair. The next issue of PS featured Jeff Hardy on the cover after he debuted in a pretty non sensical angle on Impact. I think that editorial judgement alone says all you need to know about Fin Martin.

He's negative about a lot of things in wrestling, but they're nearly all connected to the fact he doesn't like to watch wrestlers carrying on long beyond their prime.

A couple of years ago while I lived away at uni, my mate gave me a load of tapes to watch on my small, old, borken down, grey tele I took with me.

One night I was enjoying a DDP vs Goldberg match when it was crudely cut short by some of thee-stingiest-you've-ever-seen Channel 5 soft-core Friday night porn.

I remember the scene had 'Welcome to the jungle' playing over it as some brute ploughed into the back of some ageing blonde. Soft-core always left a little something to the imagination.

Needless to say I did the deed.

Rachel Riley off of Countdown

 

 

Christ that's a good body, think im gonna have to start watching Countdown more

Oh yes

I'm surprised these are the first posts about Rachel Riley. She's becoming 'less commercial' by the day.

George Best, dead

I bet he didn't smell to good.

Not a great choice of words there admittedly. I'll re-phrase.

George Best, top fellar. Probably due to the fact he was well on the ale at the time but good on him.

George Best, dead sound. Probably due to the fact he was well on the ale at the time but good on him.

I Love You Man, now out on DVD (rip).

 

Loved it at the cinema, watched it last night and still loved it. If there had been no Bruno, it would be the funniest film of 2009 for me, Paul Rudd is absolutely phenomenal at being Paul Rudd in this one, even better than he normally is.

That out already?

Very good film actually, I enjoyed it.

Paul Rudd is generally top class.

His bird is fit in that too.

When there is a special referee match, does the wrestler perform the tasks of a normal referee?

Why did Tim White stop being a ref?

They (WWE) say it's cause of his bump he took when HHH and Jericho were in a Hell In The Cell match, but surely that can't be true?

Why was Crush in the Nation of Domination?

Surely that went against their whole 'black supremacist' gimmick.