Peacekeeper

Ok so it's been about 5 years since I posted on this forum, but I love threads like these...

 

So here's my story...

 

I met a girl on a dating website last year, she was a nice enough person, had a kid which didn't bother me too much as it was still young. She looked a bit like Thandi Newton, which was never a bad thing. So we agreed to meet up and go for a drink, I picked her up from her house and took her to the local pub which was down the road.

 

As soon as she got in the car I could tell something wasnt right, she was slurring her words slightly and was a bit out of it. She said she had had a couple of glasses of wine before comming out as she was nervous. "Ok" I thought, thinking to myself that I should make sure she didn't drink much more. We get to the pub and she wants a large glass of rose wine. I go to the bar and she heads outside for a fag and said she would meet me out there. I deliberately ordered a small glass and gave the excuse that they didn't have any large glasses. She jokingly tells me it's because I'm cheap, but says next time she will have 2 small glasses to make it up to a large one.

 

We sit outside and she chain smokes and goes through a 10 pack easily. She was a nice enough lass and we were getting on ok, she was laughing at my shit jokes and seemed responsive, if a bit pissed. We have a few more drinks and she manages to keep at a stable level of drunkeness. She says she fancies going back to my place, but first she wants to buy a bottle of wine and then head to hers so she can "pick up a few things". I try to discourage her from buying the wine but she is adamant about it, so begrudginly i buy the bottle from the bar (a

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It was just a bit of light hearted humour, if you had acted like you were offended I would have stopped taking the mick, but you were cool about it mate.

To be honest, i was offened, but the fact of the matter is there is no point in bitching about having the piss taken out of you! If people feel the need to belittle you then complaining about it would have just brought on more abuse, maybe not from yourself, but other people!Jonny Vegas is a very good friend of mine, and, like all people is entitled to his opinions and views! He took offence on my behalf and decided to air his anger!Anyways, i vote for this issue to have nothing more said about it! I enjoy viewing and occasionally posting on this forum, like the rest of you! I think this is a great community, but i hate it when little unnecessary flame wars break out, because it just causes un-needed hassle and feelings to be hurt!Thanks people!DaVe

I think JV's problem was that this topic is a 50% - Lets all try and be macho by telling of our fights! and a 50% - Lets all flame the people who are telling thier stories (be they true or not)Yes, i took it as a joke, but this whole thread is just asking for flaming wars to break out!And btw, Jonny Vegas can actually back this story up 100% as he was the one who was there when i gave my statement to the police, so he knows the whole story from start to finish with no-BS lies in it!Also, he probably wasnt out cold from the kick, but more the fact that he smacked his head off the road!I just think the whole thing is funny, but people can take things the wrong way!

Also, if you would like to me try to find the police statement detailing what i did, then i can do that!

I can just see the police statement:"The attacker was apprehended by being knocked unconscious by a "sweet chin music" and immediatly afterwords the victim of the attack was witnessed crouching down and flexing his muscles, as fireworks shot into the sky from a neighbours garden"

Sorry, but even that made me laugh!actually, in my statement, they had to put that i am a trained professional wrestler, and when asked what kind of kick i had done i did actually say "well, they call it Sweet Chin Music or a Superkick", but the woman just put down somthing gay like "hard kick to the face area"

 

There is 1 man who can back up this whole story! I will get him to do that when he is back from work!Also, if you would like to me try to find the police statement detailing what i did, then i can do that!The guy who did the damage, not exactly a big guy!

Ive only ever been in 1 real fight!It was with my girlfriends ex boyfriend!He was a jealous twat who couldnt handle the fact that his girlfriend (now my girlfriend) had fucked him off for some1 with 10x as much intelligence, money, prospects and who had a car! LoL!I had always thought the guy was a twat, and i had always wanted a reason to kick him in the face!Well, that reason came. My girlfriend and I were sitting in my car just about to make a mcdonalds run. We were parked in a cul-de-sac on the road. Suddenly, i looked up and saw some1 on a bike riding toward us! About 10m from my car i realised it was him.He bailed off his bike, ran straight up the bonnet of my car and put his foot through the windscreen of my car, covering both me and my girlfriend in glass! We both got out and she went over to him and was like "what the fuck are you doing?" He just pushed her aside and started to go for me! I was stood next to my car, surveying the damage! He started punching me in the face (this guy was supposedly a boxer, allbeit a shit one)! I just stood there kinda taking it, i dunno why, i think it was a mix of shock and macho-ism, plus the fact that im a no-selling bastard! HEHE!He kept laying into me, and hit me about 15-20 times in the face, i just kinda still stood there! Eventually, i decided that the whole situation was fucked up and that i was going to call the police, so i started walking up the road!I got about 30m, when i noticed out the corner of my eye that this twat was running for me again.15m away10m away5m awayCRACK!!!! THUD!!!!I had no shit just levelled him with the sweetest of the chin music that i could have produced! I had turned with him about 3m away from me and hit him with the best superkick ive ever seen! He flew backward and hit the road HARD! I looked at him for about 20seconds, he didnt move! I started to slowly continue my walk to get the police! He eventually got up and came for me again this time trying to punch me in my ribs, i managed to grab him in a front choke hold and managed to calm him down (ie. choke him out)I eventually got back to my girlfriends house and called the police, had to goto hospital to have x-rays on my face and ribs in case he had broken anything (he hadnt)The police photographed my car, my face and took statements! It went to court and all he got was a fine which came to about