Oblong

Joanne Edwards (known as Jordan E) is on Come Dine With Me all this week. Apparently she's a wrestler. Anyone heard of her?

 

Also, her episode just finished and the old school "WOOOAHH WOOOAH WRESTLEMAAANIA!" tune played over the credits!

She's the wife of Psycho Steve, who i believe was once a Hammerlock guy (he was on Transatlantic Wrestling Challenge too i think).

I'd also like to point out that all of the top 5 have at one point or another performed in that room upstairs in the Jolly Beggar!

 

They've all worked in TXW but, if I remember rightly, bizarrely Spud never appeared at the Jolly Beggar/Tam- his only TXW appearances were during the ill-fated Jumpin' Jaks phase and I don't think he was on the AMP Sabre/Danielson show.

LOL, in fact yes i think you're right! I bow to your knowledge. As has been pointed out above, he did technically appear in the Jolly Beggar for the Danielson show, but only as a member of the audience

In that case allow me to re-phrase: they have all worked for AMP/TXW at some point in the past!

Zack was personally my number 1. There's no doubt how much he's loved over here in Triple X land after the atmosphere at the title match. Shame that was outside of the voting period, because that was something else and might've swayed one or two people if they were there to see it! Even so though, 5th place is a magnificent achievement. All of the top 5 is very strong and shows the huge talent we have over here in British wrestling.

I'd also like to point out that all of the top 5 have at one point or another performed in that room upstairs in the Jolly Beggar!

There's two of them now. The other one is called Oblong.

HA! Definitely not the most eloquently i've ever put across a point, i'll give you that!

I would prefer to call the SHIT LIST the top "20 Under Appreciated/Misunderstood Wrestling Artists in the UK", however that's not my call to make.

Of course you fucking would, you were voted number 1 you massive goon! I bet you'd love it to be re-named "the list of the best wrestlers in the country with the biggest penises", but that's not what it is, it's the SHIT LIST, i.e. the list of wrestlers that the people of this forum believe to be the shittest in the country. That seems to be stating the obvious, but yeah... just thought i'd make it apparent if it wasn't already...

SLEAZE~!wise - one of the Dunne Bros broke up with a girlfriend, the day after Joey had deleted them both off facebook and was harrassing the poor girl, then in another case of him thinking of himself as some sort of Romeo attempted to chat up Becky James via FB to the point of asking if he could come to Cardiff to give her a seeing to - despite her showing no real interest in him.

 

But the Dunnes are 15 and 12 respectively, and asexual!

I'm aware of this SLEAZE~! story, but don't think it was either of the Dunnes involved. To my knowledge it was another midlands worker (who i won't name, as i'm lovely like that). But yes, true story as far as i'm aware.

And OF COURSE, it wouldn't be a Dunne Bros related-post unless i plugged the PETE DUNNE YOUTUBE CHANNEL ~ ~ ~ !!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/PeteDunneUK

EDIT:

This is unless he's done it to another bloke as well as one of the Dunnes!

Repeatedly skip to 4:40 to enjoy a chair being legit kneed into Surf's face over and over again.

"Hi my name is surf graffit i am 19 andi im a pro wrestler in britain but im born and bred in guernsey and proud of it ive wrestled for many companies e.g. 3cw,gnp,nbw,twa,uwa."

Well at least he can spell his own ring name correctly...

Mary Louise Parker from Weeds, who's probably been posted in this thread before but so what:

 

I was going to post her myself. Absolutely in love with this woman.

Here's one that i imagine isn't particularly commercial. This one can't quite match up to Nancy Botwin levels of love, but Breaking Bad actress Krysten Ritter deserves a mention...

"Deserves it for the clothesline that turned a Dunne Brother inside out at AMP at the start of the year"

http://www.youtube.com/user/PeteDunneUK?fe...u/1/uMONvgbEXMQ

You mean this one?

Oh, and a sneaky little plug that you might get to see Renwick take off Pete Dunne's head all over again on September 5th...

Good for Damien, really well deserved inclusion. Will no doubt rise up the list next year and beyond.

Absolutely brilliant promo picture.

So am i the only person that thinks it might actually be a right laugh to go and see this?

...Yep?

Ah ok then, i'll get my coat.